"B-but right now..I..just want to analyze you Anon! The-hehe.."

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>>29129641
Pull down my pants and fiddle with my fiddle

I answer thusly

>I knew you'd come. Too bad, tough. It's all over now. My cock has been upgraded. Look at that shaft! With that, even the seal on you pussy is in for a walloping!

>There's more work for me to do, I'm going to have to fuck you.

>>29129641
I thought she was hot before, but hot AND crazy? My kinda lady.

>>29130207
Your name isn't Johnny

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>>29130268
Are you sure?

>>29129641
"You aren't real. Never will be.
I don't know what weeb virgin drugs /vp/ put in my drink but i will never be one of you fucking losers. Now excuse me, I have an actual girlfriend to fuck."

>>29129641
*drops my pants down*

>>29130386
>actual girlfriend
>using /vp/
Pick one

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>>29130326
Lemme see that birth certificate, slut.

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>>29130426
Only if I see them tits

>>29130386
Cringiest post on /vp/ right now.

>>29130417
Might be hard to believe but not everyone here is a cancerous faggot.

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>>29130479
Your move, LeBron.

>you will never be slurped by Courtney as she analyzes you

>>29129641
Creepy autism waifu is best waifu

>>29129641
Beat her in a Pokemon Batttle and tell her that if she wants to go on a date after all this is over so she can analyze me in private.

>>29130207
he looks like steve buscemi.

Papa told me to never stick my dick in crazy.

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Never EVER stick your dick into a crazy lady!

My friend had a gf and she was BUTTSHITINSANE! While fucking her she told him "I want your dick forever inside me" and cut it off with a knife which she had. clean off!

>>29129641
impregnate

>>29131012
Nice fanfic

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>>29131012

>>29131350

thanks for making the .webm based anon,bless u

Her voice isn't how I imagined it

>>29129641
Damn she made my cock as hard as a Steelix. Do you thinks she blows Maxie's cock to completiob on a daily basis? I wish I was a cult leader.

>>29131394
none of the english voices are how I imagined them.

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>>29129641
We need a instant loss 2koma with her saying that in the first panel

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>>29131405
you mean molest Brendan.

>>29131405

We could always found a cult ourselves. The Cult of Courtney.

How does it sound m8

>>29130530
I believe you since the only cancerous faggot in this thread so far is you

>>29131456
only if there are underage girls to suck my 3 inch weiner

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>>29131545

>>29129641
Defeat her in the battle that were about to engage in.

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>>29130549
I play Landorus in Defense mode