What are the chances Salandit's evo doesn't become

>>29117249
I'm holding out hope it's a single stage, but if it does evolve I'm guessing there's a 100% chance it'll be shit

>>29117249
About the same chances that you mom took the $20 I left her on her dresser.

It's 100%, because it's not getting an evo

>>29117249
Things are kinda even at the moment.

Though hopefully it does become bipedal.

It'll become bipedal and pretty like Vespiquen.

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Best case scenario.

Im all for a bipedal evolution, salandit seems like the kind of guy to run around on two legs carrying a stack of coins already anyways

Its the ugly part Im worried about, but it could always be the charming kind of ugly

>>29117249
What's with all the bipedal hate on this board?

>>29117249
What is with all the quadruped autists on this board?

>>29117249
100% fäm, they simply cant fuck this one up,the komodo dragon evo is gonna be elder god tier in design and it'll be the anti-fairy in battle
what can possibly go wrong?

>>29117351
>>29117377
Idiots who seem to equate bipedal with 'furbait'.

Alternatively, idiots who think that it doesn't make sense for a fictional monster to change its physical structure enough to stand up on two legs

Will it even evolve?

>>29117397
lmao it's gonna be medusa waifu bait

>>29117416
That's the same thing my girlfriend said to me when she saw my 4 inch penis.

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>>29117397
See, anon, this is where you're fucking yourself over. This is where you are making the same mistake everybody seems to make, which ends up later making them salty and overly spiteful.

You are expecting a certain evolution. You are so certain that there is only one possibility, and that any other option would be a fuck up.

You are being an absolute stubborn ass blinded to the possibilities, and so are destined for disappointment.

Do yourself a favor and go into this without getting your hopes up.

>>29117249
salandit is cute and sexy

12.5%

>>29117454
jej

>>29117351
Lucha Litten

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>>29117249
I just wish it will be split evo but I know that won't happen.

>>29117270
Ridller said it had two evolutions.

It's probably a male/female split or forme. Every gen has them, and their description already differentiates males from females.

>>29117577
>Salandit females not only release toxic gases, they can also emit pheromones that attract males of all species, including Pokémon and humans. Inhaling these pheromones may cause opponents to be controlled by Salandit’s will.

>Salandit females

They're already distinguishing them. It's very likely.

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>>29117638
>They do vespiquen route
NOOOOOOO!

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>>29117774
>breeding for a shiny 6 iv female salandit
>87.5% male

>>29117620
>Ridller said it had two evolutions.

He actually said guess which Pokemon Salandit was based on and then gave us a choice between 4 females.

>>29117577
I was thinking something more curvaceous for female salandit reconsidering what gamefreak has been doing of late with the waifumons but that's seems right enough
also that dashing motherfucker lookin' dandy as fuck dayum

If they split Salandit based on sex, I hope they do it like Wormadam/Mothim being separate species with separate names, and not like Pyroar (purely cosmetic) or Meowstic (different forms, but same Pokemon)
They could make a Dawn Stone evolution for one or the other sex, I'd like that too.

>>29117249
I really hope it gets an evolution and, if it does, they don't ruin it this time. Salandit is probably the best Gen 7 Pokémon so far.

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it'll probably look something like this if the riddler leaks are true

>>29117249
>Bipedal and ugly
Nono, she'll be bipedal and /pretty/

>>29117249
thank goodness there are mons which don't evolve. like based Seviper and based Zangoose.

>>29118108
>>29118144
What if she's a gorgonzola without legs?

>>29117249
>Bipedal
>Ugly
Pick one.

>>29118181
>jynx

>>29118163
>based Seviper
>based Zangoose
pick one.

>>29118201
She actually uses a pseudopod
so one false-foot and nothing else. like a slug
correct answer was Mr. Mime/magmortar/electavire

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>>29117249

It probably won't evolve and Who cares about Pokémon designs.

>>29118264
>Electivire
End your life

>>29118301
egg

>>29117249
>Female only evolution.