If you lived in the Pokémon world right now, what Pokémon would

>>29104608
I would confess to my waifu

>>29104639
Who is it?

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Baby psychic that can teleport and communicate and will grow into a lovely person, perfect pokémon

>>29105001
Can all psychic types teleport?

>>29104608

Pokémon world is Earth.

>>29104608
My team would be

>arceus
>giratina
>mew
>mewtwo
>fem mewtwo
>shiny xerneas

My goal would be immortal ruler of the world and every day I would have a massive reverse gangbang with every 10/10 female in whichever city I was staying

>>29105038
No only three or four

>>29105092
Which ones, aside from the Alakazam line?

>>29105116
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Teleport_(move)

>>29104608
>be realistic

Pokemon are sentient creatures vastly stronger than any human.
If Pokemon existed we would be dead or, if lucky, we would just be THEIR pets.

>>29105201
But they need humans to train them to bring out their true potential

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raticate
pidove
gastly or a haunter
lots of caterpies. I fucking love caterpie

I have chinchillas IRL so maybe chinccino

>>29104608
Blissey because it's basically the anti-depressant Pokemon. Anyone needs cheering up, Blissey and I will take care of that.

Azumarill because it's small and strong.

Arcanine because I'd need something to ride on to travel around.

Altaria for that but with flight.

Whimsicott because it's small and cute.

Gengar if I need to battle (though the others are pretty battle capable too).

>>29105280
>Blissey
Why not Chansey?
Also it's extremely rare

>>29105230
Milotic to Fug
Dragonair to Fug
Braxien to Fug
Audino to Fug
Brionne to Fug
Ditto to Fug

lopunny (growth hormones)

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literally me

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Asshole pet Persian raised from an asshole pet Meowth
Affectionate but undertrained Lucario workout buddy
Trubbish cleaning bro

All help out with food preparation

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>>29105604
>Banette
Good taste senpai

Realistically I'd be a wageslave at some research lab or big company.

I'd live in Sinnoh, my bros would probably be a Duosion (Reuniclus if I could manage it) and a Porygon I'd have gotten in Veilstone.
I'd try to get a qt Ace Trainer gf and live a comfy life somewhere around Canalave or Snowpoint.

>>29107443
Yeah this but I would have slakoth.

Probably a low maintenance mon like a grass type, or maybe a normal or psychic type if I can train it to take care of it's basic needs.

>>29107473
Would you evolve it?

My goals would be the same as now to travel and do only pretty things in life (and I'm currently learning skills that will let me do just that). I'd want to catch a Feebas or Spritzee first but other than that I don't mind catch or not catching Pokemon at all.

American so probably gotta get a Kalos starter.

Maryland.

Snivvy
Krabby
Meowth
Ratatta
Murkrow
Vulpix

Sounds about right locally.

>>29104639
Me too.I confess my love for Leaf

>>29105604
>banette
God tier anon

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GOOMY
SLUGS WONT LEAVE MY GARDEN ALONE

>>29108977
>catch a Goomy to use as a guard against other slugs
>it uses Muddy Water and ruins your garden

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>>29109010
>Goomy's face when

>>29107730
>American
>Kalos starter
>literally Marriland

Probably a fighting type like Hitmonlee since I'm a Jeet Kune Do teacher.

>>29108595
>Leaf
Excellent taste

Which Pokemon would be the best for assisted suicide?

>>29109723
Any pokemon that learns Guillotine
Weezing can probably kill you painlessly with some gas as well

I'd probably blow every paycheck on pokeballs and end up a pokemaniac trying to catch them all, to be honest

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>>29109775
>Weezing can probably kill you painlessly with some gas as well
Great. Weezing's one of my favourites.

>>29109875
But are you cold enough to ask your bro to end your life, anon?

Deffinitly a granbull. I would really want a rotom but they seem too rare for me to realistically find. I would probably have shuckle because i like it and could easily just find it under a rock somewhere.

Well, given a realistic choice, I'd probably be a researcher, but if the same path as reality, I guess I'd be working in IT. Rotom would be cool for that. I'd have a lot of tech it could possess. I would definitely have a rideable pokemon, because I love driving and riding.

All gloves off... being a master thief seems pretty easy in the pokemon universe... cops don't do shit.

>>29109643
Thank you,Anon.She is so beautiful...