>not loving your Nidoking as the littlest king he is >not

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2016-10-12 23:31:50 Post No. 29085636
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Anonymous 2016-10-12 23:31:50 Post No. 29085636 [Report]

>not loving your Nidoking as the littlest king he is
>not moaning to make him think he's doing a good job with his meager size
Nidoking is perfectly fine being 4'7"

Anonymous 2016-10-12 23:33:53 Post No.29085659
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>>29085636
Ok m8

Anonymous 2016-10-12 23:35:17 Post No.29085686
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>>29085636
While I don't follow you "moaning"
Nidoking is best Mon.
Also not all Pokemon are the same size. On average sure nidoking are under 5 feet. I like to think the one I raised is just over 6 feet. Like 6'4.

Why is Nidoking so awesome?

Anonymous 2016-10-12 23:37:10 Post No.29085713
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Anonymous 2016-10-12 23:37:10 Post No.29085713 [Report]

>>29085686
Stop dreaming and accept your manlet for what it is.

Anonymous 2016-10-12 23:37:12 Post No.29085715
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Anonymous 2016-10-12 23:37:12 Post No.29085715 [Report]

>>29085686
Because he's so tiny and cute~
Also wide movepool, sheerforce, early game slugger in Gen 1, great monsterous design

Anonymous 2016-10-12 23:37:15 Post No.29085716
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Anonymous 2016-10-12 23:37:15 Post No.29085716 [Report]

>height relates to penis size
lmao no

~~I would know, I'm 5' 3'' and 10 inches.~~

Anonymous 2016-10-12 23:39:59 Post No.29085757
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Anonymous 2016-10-12 23:39:59 Post No.29085757 [Report]

>>29085686
>world average Furret

Anonymous 2016-10-12 23:41:08 Post No.29085781
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>>29085716
No you're not

Anonymous 2016-10-12 23:41:18 Post No.29085783
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>>29085636
He deserves better, OP! Nidoking is a Kaiju monster.

Anonymous 2016-10-12 23:41:46 Post No.29085790
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>>29085716

Anonymous 2016-10-12 23:42:12 Post No.29085796
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>>29085781
You're right, I'm 10'0" and 5'3 inches

Anonymous 2016-10-12 23:42:24 Post No.29085799
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>>29085716
lol thats nice im 5'2 and 11 inches tho

Anonymous 2016-10-12 23:44:24 Post No.29085843
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>>29085716
Did you get your measurements from the pokedex?

Anonymous 2016-10-12 23:50:37 Post No.29085936
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>>29085843
My penis can pleasure an Indian Elephant.

Anonymous 2016-10-12 23:54:21 Post No.29085981
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Anonymous 2016-10-12 23:54:21 Post No.29085981 [Report]

>>29085636
i want nidoking to fuck my ass and fill it with his hot thicc semen

>captcha: gamecock

Anonymous 2016-10-12 23:58:15 Post No.29086035
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Anonymous 2016-10-12 23:58:15 Post No.29086035 [Report]

>>29085716
>>29085799
pssh
4'5" and 1'6"

Anonymous 2016-10-12 23:59:22 Post No.29086056
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>>29085936

Anonymous 2016-10-13 00:01:42 Post No.29086103
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>>29085716
Id rather be taller. Being as short as you would suck.

Anonymous 2016-10-13 00:02:59 Post No.29086121
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>>29085981
Just to point out. Your ass might go numb from the toxins.

Anonymous 2016-10-13 00:04:01 Post No.29086137
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>>29086035
Faggot

2'6" and 3'1"
And that isn't even when I'm fully erect. I pass out before then.

Anonymous 2016-10-13 00:04:31 Post No.29086148
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Anonymous 2016-10-13 00:04:31 Post No.29086148 [Report]

>tfw no toxic load nidoking to poz me

Anonymous 2016-10-13 00:10:11 Post No.29086268
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>>29086121
> It is recognized by its rock-hard hide and its extended horn. Be careful with the horn as it contains venom.
>horn
>not dick
poisonous animals doesn't cum poison

Anonymous 2016-10-13 00:12:05 Post No.29086299
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>>29085716
pics or gtfo

Anonymous 2016-10-13 01:21:54 Post No.29087821
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I love Nidoqueen! (male)

Anonymous 2016-10-13 01:24:04 Post No.29087878
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>>29087821
great, now "she" just needs a revealing dress and some slutty makeup

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