>gets paralyzed on the first attack on a static pokemon >takes

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>>29084505
>Use Leaf Blade
>lol thunderwave
>Enemy used supersonic
>focus energy
>double kick
>lol critical hit on both

Cowards.

I'm generally ok luck wise, except when it comes to infatuation
Fuck infatuation

>>29084505
The only thing I'm usually really unlucky with is Scald.

I NEVER get the burns that I need from it. And everyone complains about it burning too much.

>>29084505
My whole team got fissure swept in the Maison once

>>29085309
>once
that's not bad luck considering it was at the Maison

>Paralyze has a 25% chance of preventing you from taking a turn.
>Spend the next 10 turns doing fucking nothing.

Every time.

It's usually all or nothing for me. Either I'm the luckiest bastard in the world and will have every status move last 5+ turns/ every other move be a crit, or the rng gods will smite me personally and have me lose in the most bullshitty manner. The most humiliating was losing to that water dick in the Kalos e4, I had 3 goddamn counters and none of them could save me. Every single move he made was goddamn crit.

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>>29084505
>30%=50% for Paralyze or Flinching for you
>Scald not burning is the exception
>Regularly just attacks that set-up wall, knowing the crit is imminent
>Can spam Shadow Ball at walls, because the Sp.Def drop procs every other ball.
>Citizen Snips gets evasion early almost every time
>Faced with a situation where I could switch out and salvage the match, or else bet on Rock Slide missing, and Flame Thrower burning at the same time
>Take that chance and profit

>play randoms on Showdown
>Get a team with 2 ubers
>Other guy gets shitmons, meme-teams, and lesser legendaries
>Every fucking time

I am that fucking guy. My HA must be Serene Grace, and I have a perma +1 Evasion and Accuracy buff. If only my luck in Pokemon transferred somewhere more important.

>You Pokemon fell asleep!
>Your Pokemon is sleeping!
>Your Pokemon is sleeping!
>Your Pokemon is sleeping!
>Your Pokemon is sleeping!
>Your Pokemon is sleeping!
>Your Pokemon woke up!

>The opponent's Pokemon fell asleep!
>The opponent's Pokemon woke up!

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>need the planets to align and all variables to go on your way to win that impossible battle
what`s her name /vp/?

>>29085601
I am prone to pointless freezes. Like, my Pokemon freezes all the fucking time, but it always thaws instantly.

>>29085264

I'm convinced the failure rate for infatuation is much higher than 50%