>C-c-can I have my Volcanion code please. >Sorry, cunt

>>29073902
what does this say? I don't speak shrimp on the barbie

>>29073911
He was embarrassed to ask for the code because he isn't a kid, was talking to low out of embarrassment, at least that is what I got.

It's not that hard to ask for one

>"Id like a code for the new Pokemon"
>"NEW POKEMON MATE? AAHAHAHAHAH YOU SOME KINDA PUUFTA? REAL FANS ONLY LIKE THE OLD ONES YA CUNT! ORIGINAL ONE FIFTY FOR THE WIN!!"

>>29074656
uh, i dont understand, how was any of that crude? thats just how we talk

>>29074656
>complain
>manager calls you a thin skinned poofta

>>29073902
Is this the EB on swanston st?

Unrelated, I have that Gengar plush on my shelf with the other 2 Ghosts

>>29073911
What the fuck is a shrim
You mean a prawn?

People with Autism Spectrum Disorder often mumble which I think is what OP is trying to show. Also, australia has a lack of tolerance for stuff like that don't ask me why

Worst part about going to pick up the code is when they ask you if you're keen for some terrible game or anime thing that's unrelated and you have to pretend that you're the slightest bit interested

Here was my experience picking up my codes.

"Hello, sir, and welcome to GameStop. How can I help you today?"
"Yes, hi. Do you have any of the Volcanion codes?"
"Certainly, sir. Would you like one or two?"
"Oh! Two please."
"Here you are, sir. Will there be anything else?"
I then proceeded to put a preorder down for Kingdom Hearts 2.8, and went on my merry way.

>>29075005
You dont have to seem interested lol, get ur code "thanks bye" and shimmy on out of there

>I'd like a Volcanion code please.
>Here you go.

And then I left.

>>29073902
Why would you be ashamed in front of slags who didn't graduate from high school? Unless you're a neet of course

>>29074828
Nope

>>29073902
"I heard you were passing out codes for free dlc for pokemon today, do you have any left?"

There, not difficult.

>>29073902
Unless you're a literal shy child the guys at the corner are right, stop being a stuttering faggot and speak up

>>29074115
Have you ever seen the type of people that work at EB?

>>29075065
This.

Replace preordering a Kingdom Hearts game for buying Ocarina of Time 3D and this was my experience exactly.

>Go in
>Ask for 4 codes
>"Yeah I actually own all 4 copies myself and my room mate plays as well! haha!"
>walk 100m to other stop
>"hello yes I'd like 2 codes thanks."
>use 1 code, put the other 5 on Gumtree $5 ea

>>29076457
cunt

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>walk into gamestop
>there's a cute girl at the cash register

>>29073902
literally would never happen outside of your fat deluded mind. get the fuck out of the house and get a code you lazy little chicken shit.

>>29075065
b-but surely senpai was swole and attractive. nothing like me, oh i would just get too nervous and ask for yo-kai watch by mistake instead

>>29073902
Why do all EB Games look exactly the same?

>>29077387
ask for you codes and leave. she doesn't want your attention, she gets hit on by enough nerds already.

>>29077453
because its a franchise and they have this weird habit of selling the same shit. its really weird, i know.

I'm 24 and this is all I say

"hey man are you doing the pokemon code thing?"

"oh yeah dude, here you go"

"cheers"

Australia btw

>>29077460

Not how attraction works, anon. Yeah, you need to be aware of the fact that she gets a lot of attention, but most of it is by neckbeards that don't have a clue how to attract a woman, i.e. 99% of them. You gotta be a breath of fresh air in the pile of BO-laden autistic shit.

Guys did you get Modest nature too? I got and I wonder if I was just lucky or if its set Modest for everyone.

>>29077548
fair enough, but let me just say, someone being cute or attractive is not a valid reason for being nervous to talk to them. i do it at my job all the time. just go for it dont be a pussy.

>>29077529
don't get why yanky cunts think everything is backwards here just because we're upside-down.

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GIVE ME MY FUCKING VOLCANION YOU FUCKING SICK CUNT OR I'LL FUCK YOUR SISTER AND THEN BORROW HER THE FUCKING CODE

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>>29073902
>Hello, I'd like to get one of those volcanion codes for my little bother.
Not hard OP

>>29077748
I work at a JB Hi-fi, we sometimes give out codes when game freak/Nintendo/whoever gives them to us (so not as often as EB Games). But I can assure you, telling us that the codes are for your "little brother or sister" makes you look infinitely more beta than you would like to think. Why would we care who the code is for? Honestly, just go to the front counter and ask for a code. Chances are, the girl behind the counter took a couple codes for herself too.

>>29077748
>having to even use littlebro for am excuse to not be embarassed
Literally Beta
>go into my 3 area gamestops
>ask eachof the if they have any volcanion codes
>yeah!
>none of them ask me how many, get 2, 2 and 1
find out the closest gamestop to me is stingy af

>>29074115
I would probably die desu

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>>29074115

Well, time to summon the drop bears.

>>29077899
good because without a backbone, you're just going to collapse under your own faggotry anyway

>>29074861
Tonight on "It's literally a joke you piece of shit stop getting Triggered over bullshit"

>>29073902
>Go into Gamestop
>Asks if they have a pokemon code event
>"ye. I am only supposed to give you one, but i dont give a shit so how many do you want?"
>"i would want 3"
>He prints them out
>I leave
It's not hard.

Also norway btw.

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>it's another r9k thread

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>>29077387

>>29073902
>in gamers
>got the code without talk
feels good

>>29073902
I remember high school...

>>29073902
Ahahaha fucker i hit up 2 EB games just this morning, step it up

>>29073902

You just walk in there and say "Hey my little nephew wanted me to stop by and pick up some free pokemon card thing do you guys have that?"

Thats if you are embarrassed otherwise just go in there and ask the dude who loves video games so much he works at gamestop to give ya one. Every fucking time I do the 30 year old behind the counter is like "cant wait for the new games brah they are looking good"

>>29074115
151*

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>>29073902
>go to Gamestop
>A regular at that specific store
>"Oh, hi anon! Welcome back!"
>cute girl works their that looks like pic related
>have a crush on her
>H-hey again anon. I'd like the volcanion(murmur) codes
>What's that? you want my nudes? Hahahaha"
>No! I want the fucking codes! Didn't mean nudes!
>Oh. Okay. Here you go.
>She hands me the code
>MayIHaveAnother.webm
>Sure. You sure love pokeman don't you anon
>"um no. It is called pokemon"
>I was just kidding
>Oh ok.
>Well bye anon
>Yea thanks
>She smiles and waves
>Turn around and put my hand up and wave in the opposite direction to seem a bit more bad-ass like the bad boys in film do
>here slight giggles with coworkers in the backround


Did I fuck up?

>>29080472
>Did I fuck up?

Unbelievably so, you enormous faggot.

>>29080472
yes

>Walk in local Gamestop
>"Can I get two Volcanion cards?" (for Y and OR)
>"Here you go! Also make sure to come back next month for Genesect!"
It's not hard.

>>29080472
No. You never had a chance anyway.

>>29080521
We used to be great friends in middle school-my sophmore year of high school till I transferred and would hang out a lot.

i dont understand this fear of the people at gamestop
every time i ask for one theyre always very nice and offer me as many as i want, they regulalry strike up conversation about pokemon
they work at a video game store why would they be surprised at someone asking about one of gaming's biggest franchises?

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>>29080472
Depending on your look she either thinks you are quirky or a huge nerd

If you ever got a date she probabbly thinks you are quirky
If you are the great mighty virgin then she's laughing at you

>>29080472
You're as smooth as a Druddigon, anon.

>>29075065
Same

>go to hometown Gamestop to cancel Moon preorder since I live in NYC now
>employee can't find it on my account
>searches by my name
>nothing
>says that the employee that did my preorder could've entered the phone number wrong
>FUCKING
>GAMESTOP
>asks if I have the receipt on hand
>I tell him I'll look for it and come back when I'm in town next weekend
>Ask for Volcanion code
>"how many copies do you have?"
>be honest and say 2
>get my codes
>realize I could've lied and asked for more
>girlfriend walks in from shopping at the Bon Ton next door
>we leave together and go home to relax
It was a good experience. Though if I can't find that receipt I'm done like $60 so I'm peeved a little

>be dutch
>dont have to go anytime soon because event lasts till 30 november
feelsgoodman

>>29080598
>>29080598
But they are shutting off the online support for the games by that time

>>29080636
really? the code I got said it could be redeemed anytime before the end of January 2017

>>29073940
>not that hard
Nigga, it's not hard at all. It's all these spaghetti-kin that make it out to be a big fucking deal. Just don't be a pussy.

>>29080472
>>Turn around and put my hand up and wave in the opposite direction to seem a bit more bad-ass like the bad boys in film do
KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING TWAT

>>29080657
Oh well then idk.


All I know is that they are ending the online feature for gen 6 games within that time. But maybe you can still redeem.


Wouldn't take my chances though. Better to get it over with and have no regrets.

>Walk into Gamestop
>Good friend working at the register
>"Ey, here to pre-order pokemon moon"
>"Good taste senpai. How much do you want to put down on it?"
>"$40 because mightaswell.jpg"
>hands my receipt with two Volcanion cards
>"tenks senpai"
>"np, see you back here for Genesect"

>>29080472

Shouldve said well I came in here for the Pokemon codes but I'd much rather have those nudes and winked at her.

Unless you are ugly then no you did it right because that would seem creepy if you were ugly.

>>29080776
Wondertrade, GTS, and Mystery Gift are all supposed to work while the Global Link is down. They're not ending the online functions.

>>29080837
>having friends

Fucking normie

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>>29080587

is that an insult?

>>29075065
That's exactly how it is for me as well. Never had trouble.

>>29080882
You missed the joke.

When I got my Volcanion code yesterday there was a cute girl from my university in line ahead of me.

>>29080472
You did.

>going home from uni
>or first thing tomorrow morning in the city
>Hey, do you guys have any of those Pokemon codes for Alpha Sapphire where they let you get that new Pokemon?
>Yeah, here you go
>Thanks man, have a good one

Where's the trouble?

>u guys got pokemon codes
>there's only one the rest u get from mystery gifts
>hands me the code
>thanks

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>>29080472
>Turn around and put my hand up and wave in the opposite direction to seem a bit more bad-ass like the bad boys in film do
End yourself if you do this.

>>29074925
what the fuck

>>29081392
It's too late for that.

OMG all you have to do is buy something, go to the register and casually ask if they have a code.
It's not that hard.

just b urself

>>29081392
go back and say "hey, you gave me a code the other day, do you want to go for coffee".

It's that simple and every other answer is wrong.

>>29080472
>he didn't come out of that store with nudes
yes you fucked up holy shit

>>29081392
You goofed up man, but you could bounce back as long as you don't act like a autist

>>29080472
>Sure. You sure love pokeman don't you anon
>"um no. It is called pokemon"
This is honestly the most autistic part of the story.

>>29073902
>"gimme a code for my wife's son"

My experience yesterday...

>Hey, canI grab a pokemon code?

>"Oh we ran out of those already"

>In a fucking day!?

>"I know riiiiight? Hey are there any games you wanna pre-order? Want some disc protection"

EB sucks a million dicks.

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>>29080472
>wave in the opposite direction to seem a bit more bad-ass

>>29082673
lol i got 2 codes the first day from a gamestop near my work and picked up 2 more today on my way to get lunch.

>>29080776
That's not true, they're just shutting down the Global Link. Wonder Trade and the GTS still work, as well as unrated battles.

>>29080472
Don't worry, anon, I'm sure she likes you as a friend.