>you will never have your brain transplanted into a pokegirl's

I would never wish to live in a girl's body with a fucking brain surgery scar all over my head ruining my perfect feminine beauty

>>29041207
Yeah, well, have fun when the gender dysphoria hits (unless that's what you're going for).

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>>29041207
>you will never catch some of the biggest, hungest pokemons you can find and let them use you as their fucktoy
Just kill me in my sleep already.

>>29041207
> you will never experience puberty as a pokégirl
May as well kill myself.

>>29042154
aka6, before anyone asks

>>29042154
sauce

>>29041207
This would only be worth it if the Pokegirl I became got stuck with my obese neckbeard body in return. Seeing their terrified reaction as they come to terms with being a gross, sweaty permavirgin would be so hot.

>>29041207
BIG

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>>29042352

>>29042376
>being fat in the current year
Literally no excuse.

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>tfw you'll never be Lillie

>>29042154
>let them use you as their fucktoy
Same.

>>29042421
CHAINSAW

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Dibs on Dawn

>>29042577
HANDS

>>29042631
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>>29042483
why do you want to be a jellyfish?

>>29041884
just use a hat

Wow this board is extremely gay.


No wonder a lot of you like Poppmaid.

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>>29042746
To tease huge pokeknots with my perfect little feet, of course.

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>>29041207
>wanting to be a girl
>not just wanting to fuck a girl

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>you will never plant your seed in any of the pokegirls
>>29042154
kek fag

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>>29042997
>not wanting to be part of a lesbian orgy

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>>29043042
>not wanting to be a cute girl pumped full of giant cocks all day
Gay.

>>29042446
I can't believe you have the audacity to shame me in a "I want to be the little girl" thread, of all places. This is already rock bottom, you bastard.

Being TG'd into one would be far better then brain surgery.

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>>29043133
>wanting to be a little submissive bitch
Nah, I am not one to judge though.

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>>29043149
Just because I wish I could be a little girl and get impregnated by huge pokemons doesn't mean that I don't consider a duty keeping myself in good shape.

>>29042249
>never experiencing fucking a pokegirl throughout her blossoming
fuck my life

>>29043042
I'm going to have my testicles removed. I don't need them in this life...

>>29042483
>will never even meet a girl like Lillie
I'm also going to remove my whole life

>>29042997
> not wanting to have pretty titties
What are you, gay?

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>>29043204
>not wanting your breeding partner to blow his load in your womb and carrying his egg in your belly
And you call yourself heterosexual?

>>29041207
>irl women are too obsessed with food and poor fashion choices to even bring you close to the level of these pokegoddesses

I think I'll have my next tinder date shoot my brains out

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>>29043430
Oh right that is because you assumed my gender. Haha, nice try buddy.

>>29043516
>you assumed my gender

daaaaaamn anon >>29043430
, you got yo privilege checked

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>>29043579
forgot image

>>29042764
I can't wear a hat to parties, I'd look like some dumb bimbo stuck in the 80's.

>>29042816
You've only now realized that?
Honestly if I became a girl I'd go full lez, fucking dudes is gross.

>>29042816
Not just gay, most of the board is zoophile trash that wants to fuck/get fucked by Pokémon.

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>>29042997
>NOT wanting to be a girl

>>29044357
HE

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>>29041207
>You'll never have your brain transplanted into a cute pokemon's body
Why even live?

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>>29042997
I can do both

>>29046273
Girls rubbing nubs doesn't count as sex

>>29041207
Why would I want to become a girl when i'm already a girl?

>>29047042
Do you want to be a boy then? I'm fine with trading bodies.

>>29047042
breast or leave

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>>29046075
I want to be put into a female gardevoir and get fucked by a galade

>>29041207
This sounds like some Space Station 13 shit.

>Die via a combination of my own stupidity and events out of my control
>Body gets hauled to medbay
>Brain removed
>Original body tossed out and replaced with pokegirl body for shits and giggles
>Try to continue my job as if I didn't get the body of a young girl
>Die again
>The cycle repeats