If you were to be a Pokémon, who would you be? Rules: >Your

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>>29021537
> Implying that I cant be non-binary-cardo-flux-demi-seasonboy-1,2,5 gender

>>29021580
Came here to post this
>Forcing me to fall into binary gender roles
Triggered

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>>29021537

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>>29021537

Smeargle or Sawk, so I can have something close to hands.

Smeargle can sketch any move he wants tho

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>>29021537

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>>29021537
I'd most likely be flier since I love to travel.

>>29021537
If I got to pick? Deerling.
In terms of personality and behaviour? Ampharos feels right.

>>29021657
Smeargle so I can sketch Transform.

Fuck you OP, restricting Ditto.

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I wanna be a jumpluff, floating in the skies without a care in the world.

>>29021580
>1,2,5
Is this the IUPAC way to say your gender?

>>29021819
how are you going to sketch transform if you can't possibly encounter the move?

>>29021868
TV. Or find a Metronomer and just wait for them to use Transform.

I'd be a Togepi so I could use Metronome
Fuck you, Kyogre. Ain't got shit on me

>>29021537
>Genderless Pokémon are not allowed (see Rule 1).
Educate yourself asshat. Gender is a social construct whether you like it or not.

Gumshoos, or mudsdale.

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>>29021537
I want to be a HA Fennekin and spend my time stealing shiny items from Tourists in lumiose
Don't think I'd ever evolve
I'd have a fling or two with other street pokemon

>>29021842
What happens if you get caught in a hurricane?>>29021834
Would you rape someone like that?

>>29022063
I'd go with the flow, it's the hoppip lines way.

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i wanna be a dumb blue blob and spend all my days swimming around and helping other pokemon.

>>29021720
>Can be any Pokemon he wants barring legendaries and ditto

>Chooses me

>>29022252
Anon, that's me, not you!

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A somewhat chubbier noivern, I'm guessing. I eat lots of fruit and pretty much sleep all day.

>>29022252
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>>29021720
Aw fuck not this meme again!

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>>29021537
>What pokemon would you be?
Just to make it obvious to newfags to this thread, this is a closet-furfag discussion thread.

Move along if you aren't here to sperg over what sona you would want to be.

>>29021537
Probably a Rash Male Medicham who is alert to noises(or easily triggered) if we're being specific.

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I'd be a Shuckle. Not by choice but my friends have on different occasions compared me to him. Something about me being able to endure anything and being cute.

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>>29021537
I would be the qt phox trapfu

I dunno, if I got to pick, maybe a Tentacool/Cruel, Tropius, or Larvesta/Volcarona.
If I didn't get to pick? Psyduck, I'm pretty oblivious most of the time.

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>>29021537
If we choose NFE pokemon, can we evolve and choose which path if there's a split evolution?

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I'd like to be this smug qt