Femanons why don't you ever evolve your pokemon?
Don't lie your teams are full of shit cutemons
>>28981935
>Femanons
Thinking 1) we all act the same way 2) we all have the same tastes
>Implying I can't use eviolite to make them good
>>28981958
>she hasn't taken the black pill
Male anons, why don't you use viable Pokémon?
Don't lie your teams are full of dumb shitmons.
>>28981935
>shit cutemons
>not cute shitmons
>>28981982
*dumb waifumons
>>28981958
but you do.
and~ you all want Chad.
>>28981982
It gets boring without using shitmons, it feels so bland.
>>28981982
I started a White playthrough using shitmons. It's fun because it's actually difficult and my pokemon faint instead of one-shoting everything
>>28982032
funnily enough my """chad""" bf enjoys pokemon as well.. its pokemon go but still
>not having a Hydreigon, Yanmega, Salamance and various other monstrous fully-evolved Pokemon on your team
Step up your game, girls.
>>28981935
>not using superior underevolved forms so it's even more enbarrassing when someone gets btfo
What a faggot
>>28982254
Silly femanon that's not Pokémon. Don't be a Chadlerina.
>>28982154
I don't go out of my way to use shitmons, but if I like the poke, I use it. (unless it's boringly op, then I don't)
>>28982254
>its pokemon go
lmao we all know that doesn't count
>>28982254
Friday, october the seventh.
Reported case of someone still playing pokemon go
>>28982302
>>28982346
>hfw she was talking about her boyfriend playing PGO not her
You r9k faggots are desperate.
>>28981935
Hey the only one I've ever deliberately not evolved was Wartortle and that's self explanatory.
>>28982312
Same, but it just so happens that Snivy is a piece of shit and the only fire Pokemon I can get now is Darmanitan and the ugliest Simi and I don't like them. The bug gym is gonna be a pain if zi don't catch one of these or a Pidove
>>28982509
>the ugliest simi not being the fucking gook-eyed water one
>>28982667
even though it's the best competitively
>>28982390
Blastoise reminds you of your dad?
A reminder that all females on this board are trannys, none of them being a natural girl.
Just wanted to make sure you guys remembered.
>>28981935
>tfw this is only the second time I'm keeping a nfe
>the only other time was a nfe challenge
>tfw it still makes op right
I have a spooky-themed team and if I let my shiny Purrloin evolve it wouldn't be a "black cat" anymore :^(
>>28984203
is this the new meme now
also I thought you degenerates liked futacockwhat're you, gay?
I'm male and I don't evolve my pokemon and use the cute shitty ones because it's more fun to use inferior pokemon, gives the games some semblance of challenge and all that.
>>28982377
Yeah, but it was her who implied Go counted as Pokémon, absolute retard.
>>28981982
But masquerain is cute!
>>28982254
Does he play pokemon go everyday?
>>28982377
Fucking dumbass
>>28981935
>femanons
Where do you think you are?
>>28981935
Why must we always have gender discourse threads. They're fucking stupid and no one but cancerous idiots think they're funny.
>>28984390
Because desperate fuccbois want some kind of social interaction they can believe was with a girl.
>>28984390
it's an attempt at a thread where degenerates can talk to girls
>>28984390
you're either a nu-male or a woman
>>28982254
>roastie whore thinks her BF is chad
chad doesn't play pokemon. you're a failed stacey.
>>28981935
fuck off, the only pokémon I've ever not evolved was braixen
I use Pokemon that appeal to me, not just what will work the best. Maybe if I were playing competitive I would care more, but it's just for the main play-through so whatever! :3c
>>28984541
I don't blame you. Braixen is fun and Delphox looks like poo.
>>28984487
>tfw being able to dress up in pretty and cute clothes without the social stigma attached isn't worth having a period once a month
It's like having a whole week of productivity being confined to pain pills, bed and TV because nature says so what the fuck men have it great.
Femanons, rate my team.
>>28984587
Kinda generic bro team but props for kingdra for changing it up a bit.
>>28982254
kill yourself right now
>>28984587
Kind of generic but I really like Kingdra, Gyrados, and Gengar. 50% isn't terrible.
>>28984587
looks like a shitty OU team desu
4/10 they're all good mons but you honestly didn't look like you tried too hard
>"f3manons
Hahahahahhahahav...hahaha.BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHBABBABABBBABABBBABABBBAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>28985210
>Doesn't like ninetales
>>28984587
I like it desu but there's no real strange choices there
>>28985224
I just pick Pokemon I like, I don't do ou/uu whatever. Although I only picked skarmory because I needed something to fly me around, I don't really like skarmory.
>>28984541
Shit taste
Tranny here always lurking rarely comment and love the descriptions of tranny trainers partly because they are usually true, ha!
I use whatever I like for story team and battle team sets, my teams never have stupid nicknames or baby Pokemon but it is a kids game at the end of the day.
Carry on
>>28984587
>blue Gyarados
I will give you points for originality there.
>>28984587
Why do you have a Venusaur? And where the heck is your starter?
>>28986790
when you beat Red in heartgold/soulsilver, you can talk to professor oak and he'll let you pick between charmander, bulbasaur, and squirtle. you can also go to sylph co and they'll let you pick between treecko, mudkip, and the fire bird whatever its' called.
>femanon here xDDD attention whore thread
is /vp/ dead?
>>28987275
vp has no posting standards nor should it
>>28987326
fuck you, this isn't /soc/ and this is a glaringly obvious bait thread that shouldn't have gotten more than 3 relies
>>28982032
Anyone in their right mind wants Chad. Don't see the issue there.
>>28981935
What can I say? I use Pokemon I like.
Why don't you use Pokemon you like, anon?
>>28987395
>Anyone in their right mind
but women don't have minds anon
>>28987420
because
>>28984244
I respect this. Who's on the spooky team?
Also speaking as a male myself I will absolutely not evolve Pokemon if they're ugly lol. Like fuck I'm evolving Duskull into those abominations that come after it.
>>28987435
>>28984587
Very boring team. Obviously works but about as exciting as white bread. I guess Kingdra is an interesting choice.
>>28987435
Ebin.
>>28987437
But isn't it more impressive to beat a strong Pokemon with a weak Pokemon you like, rather than beat someone's favourite Pokemon with one that everyone knows is going to win? If my Togepi beats your Garchomp, doesn't that show that I'm a better battler than you?
>>28987498
gengar and ninetales are my favorite mons so you've triggered me. post ur team then, lil miss elite champion.
Volcarona, Aegislash, Quagsire, Persian, Roserade, and Salamemce are all unevolved?
I concede some are cute but the only pokemon I've ever refused to evolve was Dusclops because Dusknoir a shit.
>>28984578
But you can get sex effortlessly.
>>28981935
What if I told you that there are millions of Pokemon fans that don't care about any EVs that aren't a certain fox who evolves into various types, or how OU or UU or Wii U a Pokemon is?
>>28987654
But Dusknoir can do some pretty mean punchies :3
Also you're complaining about it being shit, yet you use a persian HOIT HOIT HO HO
>>28987700
Nice bait, anon
>>28981935
You're in the wrong place. You might want to talk about that with gamurr girls in Facebook.
>>28981935
A female friend of mine keeps wanting to play with me and then she gets mad when i dunk her cutemons with my OU deathsquad.
>mfw i killed her entire team with my tyranitar
>>28982032
I'm too gay to want "Chad".
Is there a lesbian version?
and I evolve most of my Pokemon. these are my gen favorites. I like cute stuff, not unevolved stuff.
>>28988620
Do you like furret?
>>28988620
>Sylveon
REEEEE
worst eevee
>>28988620
same. Lesbian chadinas are my cup of tea.
plz OP, pokemon is so goddamn ez, there is no challenge. It is a kid's game after all, a child could just level a pidgey to max, feed it every vitamin and you'd wipe out every generation game. Might as well fill up your team with cutemon/shitmons/waifubait mons.
>>28988392
But they can. I bet if they look out of their window RIGHT NOW there's at least one beta orbiter holding flowers.
>>28988620
You want Stacey.
>>28989103
anon, be honest, would you fuck a hambeast covered in rolls and acne?
because if you say yes, you're either a liar or you have a shit fetish.
>>28988620
What is it like to be a lesbian? Are you cute? At least not ugly/fat? I always wanted to be athe littlegirl just so I could be a lesbian. Dicks are disgusting
>>28989953
i would never ever ever wish upon anyone the curse of being a lesbian.
You'd be alot happier as a gay man or a straight man. Even with the AIDS.
>>28989998
It doesn't help much when you're a retarded man and can't talk to anyone, nor guys or girls.
I really wish a lesbian gf, but it's ridiculous and literally impossible. Hard is life.
>>28990079
>Hard is life
Life is hard being a literal retard
>>28989103
>beta orbiter
>wanting to fuck one
Betas are betas for a reason anon, no one wants to touch that.
>>28981935
i fucking love magnezone my nigger, what are you smokin'
togepi is pretty cute though. i personally prefermunchlax
>>28984348
you, i like you
I just wanted to talk about Pokemon.
>>28989998
Why do you hate yourself?
My teams are full of edgemons like weavile
>>28984181
Yeah, dad was a military cyborg with huge cannons sticking out of his shoulderblades.
>>28987654
>she insults dusknoir as if dusclops didn't look like garbage already
Duskull needs to be saved from that line.
>>28989103
Are women really so inscrutable to you that you can't see why they wouldn't want to fuck a beta orbiter? You wouldn't fuck the female equivalent.
>>28990241
pfft, knew it
>>28981935
But, anon, I can't evolve my cutemon.
What do femanons think of paws.
>>28987381
what do yoshis do?
>>28987441
I got Purrloin, Swoobat, Noibat, Lampent, Pumpkaboo and Umbreon with a Gloom on reserve
I keep them way underleveled to keep it interesting since it's X
also, good taste.
I mean, okay, I've got a lv 100 Teddiursa I take when I'm EV training with hordes, but, that's just because Ursaring doesn't have Pickup...
>>28981935
As a dude, I prefer Togekiss. My team is mostly cutemons but I still manage to do decently
>>28990880
As a dude, you suck dicks
>>28984587
8/10
I like skarmory but it's kind of a shit team choice. Also 2 water types? Come on anon. Rest is fairly based.
>>28990496
Paws are sexy. My waifu got paws on her flippers which is double hot.
my team is always 6 of the starting rodent
i catch them in the first route and name them all
if they faint i dont replace them
in the end i end up with the strongest possible rodent
a god amongst vermin
>>28981935
>meet gay kid for Pokemon
>I use a non-serious team of my favorites
>Toxicroak, Skuntank, Farfetch'd, etc
>his team is solid shit
>Azurill
>Pichu
>Pikachu
>Eevee
>Charizard
>Mega Lucario
>try hardest to make it gg
>but it was bg
>very bg
Never Pokemon with fags
>>28991393
The only fag I know who plays Pokemon uses Powersaves hacked shinies with smogon sets. His ace is Sylveon.
>>28991444
>his ace is sylveon
Ya, we know
>>28981935
The only one I don't evolve is Quilava. I just can't bring myself to like Typhlosion.
Maleanons why do you evolve and breed and EV and IV train your pokemon?
Don't lie, you complain about the games being too easy
>>28991987
Quilava is cute, CUTE!
>>28981935
But some femanons are attracted to pokemon just like you maleanons, don't you think that if that were the case we would use the strong and tough and predominantly male pokemon?
>>28991393
Someone likes Farfetch'd? Amazing.
my friend doesn't have any NFEs, but she does center her team around mischievous looking Pokemon
>>28987700
But it's the emotional connection that feels good, and good luck finding that in a sea of chads/orbiters. Besides, vibes and e-stim far surpasses sex in terms of physical pleasure.
I like my cute mons, like mow rotom and sableye. Can't think of any I leave underevolved except trubbish and duskull.
>>28992877
What you described is literally me. When are we getting married?
>>28992907
I'm a crippled NEET, so I guess whenever I win the lottery.
>>28993437
>implying the truest love needs money
>>28992021
I usually won't unless I do it for some post-game purpose or I want to do something silly like beat the elite four with one pokemon. On my first run I typically use whatever is thrown at me and trade in on the second time.
>>28987275
Nah just desperate maleanon trying to bait some desperate femanon for some smush.
>>28993657
You can beat the e4 with literally any pokemon you find in the grass
>>28981935
Femanons, rate my team too
>>28981935
I only evolve my Pokemon. NFE is for retards.
>>28993699
Well I mean like not lvl 100. I try to get as close to their level as possible, usually within 5 levels of their highest, and then wipe with one pokedude. That's not something I could easily do with a raticate or a random something else.
>>28993709
this is disturbing
>>28993709
>>28993750
??
>>28994003
HAMBOIGAHS
>>28993871
Not bad/10
Could use more Rock pokemon.
>>28994066
I just picked some of my favourites
>>28993871
i never liked the mouth haired pokemon
>>28994111
Checked
I don't really know why I like it, sometimes I take Sylveon in it's place instead, but I like Mawile more. And it's one of the few which I like the mega
>>28994003
a dude wearing a Smeargle costume
>>28993709
>mfw I was in that thread
kek