Name a pokemon that is 1. not furbait 2. not barabait 3. not

>>28975701
diglet

>>28975701
squirtle. some sort of squirrel turtle

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>>28975727
Nice barabait fag

Finneon

Rotom

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Gloom

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>>28975701
Sceptile
>doesn't have fur
>isn't muscular
>isn't waifu material
>isn't shota material
>it looks significantly different from its pre-evos
>Isn't an object
>isn't a legendary

There.

Gastly

>>28975701
...Torterra?

Qwilfish

oddish

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You didn't say anything about daughterfus.

Pikachu

solosis

>>28975701
Pikachu

>>28975727
shotabait

>>28975740
it's a turtle that squirts, clearly both animal and shotabait

>>28975760
its just an animal

>>28975762
objectmon. Also has 3 pages of results on rule34 alone including one where he possesses a milking machine and goes to work on hex maniac.

>>28975701
Type: Null

snorlax

>>28975779
>implying fat lizard daddy isn't barabait as fuck

misdreavus

>>28975701
What's barabait

>>28975881
>Sceptile
>fat
It's only 115 pounds.

Wobbuffet

>>28975866
literally a bigger munchlax
>>28975906
waifubait as fuck

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Ampharos

>>28975974
709 results on rule34. Furbait as fuck.

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>>28975779
I had this saved on my pc. Would this qualify as waifubait?

>>28975969
>5. not just a bigger animal
Munchlax is my favorite animal

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>>28975701
Aggron?

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Avalugg

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>>28975969
>literally just a head
>and also a ghost
>waifubait
You'll just fuck anything, won't you?

>>28975701
I like Mudkip

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>>28975701
I think I won

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>>28976008
Waifubait/barabait as fuck

>>28976008
Bara.

>>28975754
That's dugtrio, though

>>28975701
What the fuck is a shotabait.
Stop making up shit.

>>28976029
>not shotabait
try again.

Scyther

>>28975701
Shroomish

>>28975701
Glalie

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>>28975701

>>28975701

Stunfisk

checkmate

>>28976029
16 results on rule34, clearly chitinbait.

Porygon

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>It's an "OP lays down a list of stipulations and then desperately stretches the fuck out of them for the remainder of the thread to avoid being blown the fuck out" episode.

>>28976008
bara af

>>28976020
objectmon

>>28976076
>has tits for head
>not waifubait

>>28976077
it's just an animal

>>28976088
objectmon

>>28976053
dude do you even know how much porn there is of scyther?

>>28976029
>my mom's cicada

>>28975701
Ditto.

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>>28976122

Anon, I think you are fundamentally misunderstanding the definition of what [something]-bait means.

>>28976122
Didn't mention my Glalie. Looks like I win.

>>28975969
>literally a bigger munchlax
Anon...

>>28976154
I should have added an 8th category for digimon in disguise.

Natu

>>28976122
Yeah I hate how gamefreak went and made a pokemon based on an everyday porygon

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>>28976122
>it's just an animal

You didn't put that in the OP you cheating faggot

OP is fucking cheating, everyone go home

>>28975701
Any Bird

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>>28976170
Excellent idea, OP

>>28976187
It's how Japanese people say polygon.

>>28976193
see stipulation 5

>>28976200
you too

>>28975701
Metagross

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>>28975701
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!

>>28976217
>see stipulation 5

You said not just a bigger animal

Stunfisk is not a bigger animal

Kabutops

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>>28975701
Pichu!

>>28975864
fUCK

>>28975921
Big boys, strong boys

>>28976001
Thanks alot, now I feel like fucking a lizard.

>>28975701
Gastly

>>28975701
Mr. Mime is none if those, certainly not bara-bait

Gengar.

What about Sigilyph?

>>28975701
Beheeyem

binacle

unown

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>>28975835
Tell me what object pic related is. Also what does it having porn have to do with anything? Literally everything has porn.

>>28976303
literally the Nazca lines
>>28976312
literally a UFO
>>28976329
literally a bigger barnacle

>>28975701
Shedinja
>No fur
>not muscular
>not feminine
>elderly and not childish
>is the same size as Ninjask but not just a cicada since it's dead
>it's not a common object
>isn't legendary

>>28976356
oh, I see, you're a retard then

gotcha

>>28976351
It's clearly a Golf Tee you fucking IDJIT

Mr. Mime wins

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>>28976368
>actually thinks I was taking any of this seriously

>>28975701
Serperior

Trevenant

>>28975930
He's talking about Torterra.

>>28976382
Oh damn I guess I conced then friendo

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>>28975701
Cradily
Golem
Rhydon
Scyther

Exploud
its too ugly to be any type of bait and its not an object, animal or legendary

>>28975701
Sandslash.

>>28976409
lmao this guy isn't even me, I'm the OP.

Thanks for helping me with my shitposting /b/ro ;^)

>>28976217
You're not convincing anyone, Stunfisk is not "just a bigger" animal.

But eh, it's a shit thread anyway.

You have 10 seconds to name me a Pokémon which isn't a Pokémon.

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>>28975701
it's not any type of bait
has plenty of physical differences to set it apart from Pikachu
not an object
not a legendary

>>28976506
ub-01

>>28976506
UB-01

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>>28976506
Hi.

>>28976506
UB

>>28976506
jackie chan

>>28976409
>>28976488
Stop pretending to be me
>>28976397
Literally a human
>>28976411
Literally a big snake
>>28976419
Literally a tree
>>28976460
Respectively, objectmon, objectmon, animal, animal
>>28976463
Literally a loudspeaker
>>28976464
animal

>>28976506
zygarde cell

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>>28976488
no problem

>>28976506
Tentaquil

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>>28976536
>Rhydon
>animal
OP faggot confirmed. Everyone, nothing to see here.

>Literally a loudspeaker

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>>28975701
Any Pokemon that isn't being sexualized or judged by a grown man?

>>28976536
>Skipped Pichu

I win.

>>28976564
>rhydon
>literally just a rhinoceros that stands up

ooh so unique design

>>28976536
>Literally a tree
Still, trees aren't animals, neither objects

>>28976577
Shotabait

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>>28976584
OP, you're just admitting deafeat, ar ay ?

>>28975701
Ditto.

>>28976536
tf is a loudspeaker

>>28976616
Literally a blob of putty

Snorlax still wins

Dunsparce

>>28976646
Barabait

>>28976584
>OP got caught, but not admitting
At least play by your own rules or GTFO.

>>28976662
wrong
snorlax isnt bara in the slightest, if anything its inflation bait, but thats not in the op:^}

>>28976041
That's just 3 digglett close to each other

>>28976660
Animal

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When OP sets the bait out good

>>28975701
Joltik because it's the same size as a spider

>>28975701
Scrafty

>>28975701
ITT: name a Pokemon that doesn't exist

>>28976727
Luchalitten

>>28975701
Mr. Mime

Starmie

>yfw op is the one who really won in the end with this hooked bait

>>28975701
Porygon

>>28975776
>>28975701
>Not anything you listed
>losing so early at your own game
>not even porn focused and even if you take the three porn pictures it probably has in the entire internet, just look at Oddish or Vileplume

>>28976786
It's just a duck

Cradily

>>28976786
its just a porygon weve been over this anon

>>28976748
Barabait
>>28976750
Literally a human
>>28976773
Literally a starfish
>>28976786
objectmon
>>28975776
objectmon
>>28976796
objectmon

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Girafarig

>literally no fur
>not bara in the slightest
>most people don't even acknowledge its existence enough to want to fuck it
>not shota at all
>literally smaller than the animal its based on
>not an object
>not a legendary

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You have 10 seconds to name 5 pokemon that arent just a porygon

>>28976829
>plants are objects
>objects are alive
>"Hey, go get the television a sandwich."

>>28976839
girafarig wins

>>28976855
porygon2
porygon z
type null
girafarig
wobbuffet

>>28976830
Literally a castle
>>28976839
91 results on e621

Leavanny, and no, the donut doesn't count.

>>28975701
Porygon Z

>>28976961
Literally a computer virus

>>28976886
wow 91 sure compares to the literally millions of other porn every other poke in existence has

>>28975701
Agumon

>>28976971
But a computer virus isn't an object anon

>>28976701
>Dundparce
>animal
Confirmed retard.

>>28975776
Is that cum?

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>>28976290
And you didn't before?

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>>28976488

Heliolisk before 2016

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MAWILE LIVES!

>>28976727
Ballio

>>28976154
Glalie is an objectmon, it's an oni mask

forretress

>>28975701
Dugtrio. Aron. Sableye. Zapdos. Grotle. Weezing. Sandslash. Musharna. Clawitzer. Bounsweet. Gloom. Audino. Leafeon. Lunatone. Volcarona. Breloom. Chansey. Gulpin. Dodrio. Jangmo-o. Magcargo. Forretress. Ferroseed. Armaldo. Dratini. Whimsicott. Solosis. Phantump. Slowpoke. Exploud. Masquerain.

Your move.

>>28975701
what about like bulbasaur
ain't got fur, it ain't big and muscly, it's not feminine, i wouldn't call it shota bait because it's like a weird frog thing, it's not just an animal, object or legendary

>>28975701
Gastly.

>>28977546
literally my mom's fart cloud

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>>28977597
Interesting. Let's talk some more about your mom's fart clouds.

how stinky are they

>>28975701
Pyukumuku.

Porygon-Z.

Victreebel.

>>28975835
The stipulation wasn't that it couldn't be an animal, it's that it couldn't be a bigger animal. Squirtle is fairly small-- it's very likely there are turtles roughly Squirtle and/or Wartortle's size.

>>28977805
Growlith, pidgey, spearow, magicarp, stantler etc

Castform

>>28975701
Lucario

>>28975701
Porygon

>>28975701
Stingulor

>>28976858
>Never responds to reasons he lost
This might be the worst pretending to be retarded I've seen in a while.

>>28975701
Shiftry.
Weezing.
Gigalith
Rotom
Sigilyph (it's not a bird nor an object)
Foretress
Shuckle

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>>28975701
Relicanth.

Porygon2

>>28975701
Ditto

>>28975701
sableye

>>28975701
Shuckle

>>28975835
>its just animal

OP never said anything about animals
Also politoed

>>28975727
Diglet is an objectmon. wack-a-moles aren't moles anymore than Bewear is a real bear.

>>28975701
Slowbro

remoraid

Spearow

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>>28975701
What about my boy Surskit?

>>28975701
Nearly all of the bugmons. Unless you really want to fuck a wimpod, in which case not even God can help you.

Crabrawler.

/thread

Grimer

>>28975701

Porygon/2/Z

Checkmate, faggot.

>>28979808
Literally a real fish.

>>28976122
>objectmon
>Its ice-covered body is as hard as steel. Its cumbersome frame crushes anything that stands in its way
its a dinosaur covered in ice, and not a "it just get bigger" bergmite

Accelgor

>>28976001
No, but it would qualify as autism

>>28975701
Dragalge

>>28975779
>Character in the anime literally named Shota mains it
>not shota bait

Chinchou

Scizor

>>28976110
Dumb chickenfag poster. OP has a point. Every design is labelled and easily dismissed as something these days. You cant have a design with any hint of strength without getting called barafag or beauty without getting called waifufag

Haxorus

Unown