>it is really fucking cold outside
>like, your urine will immediatly freeze into a solid pillar if you take a piss
>any kind of temperature regulation system in your home and neighbourhood just broke
>the only hope at not freezing to death is the last pokemon you used in battle or contests
how well are you off?
>>28969286
Well I finally went and finished the Delta Episode, so Mega Rayquaza. Is this good or bad?
>>28969286
>Typhlosion
Wew, dodged a bullet there. I was using Slowbro but then it fainted when fghting Janine.
At least I can use it to end my suffering before freezing to death
>>28969286
>Volcarona
I'm good, praise be to my emerald play through.
>>28969286
Flame Body Talonflame, think I'll be fine.
>>28969286
My new shiny garbodor. I think I will be fine. Rotting garbage gives off heat.
>>28969341
It can take you someplace warm so you're good.
>>28969286
A fusion between two earlygame Pokemon.
Welp.
>>28969582
>i am become comfy , destroyer of harsh winters
>>28969286
>or contest
kek
Arcanine is a perfect candidate.
>>28969286
I've got no fucking clue.
>Charizard
I think I'll be fine.
FUCK
>>28969617
Sup warmest bird buddy.
I think you'd be hard pressed to find any better option really.
Just have what ever Pokemon use sunny day almost all of them can learn it.
Garchomp. Uh, it knows fire fang?
Victini with Incinerate. Sweet.
>>28969286 (OP)
Replayed Pokemon Yellow and beat Elite 4 with Articuno
>Oh shit
>>28969286
> Dugtrio
It could dig me real deep underground, down to where the temperature is relatively stable.
>Sand Veil Rocky Helmet Gabite
We can't even cuddle before we freeze to death.
Fuck Winter
I'm going to hug my Pinsir that froze to death before me.
I'm fine.
could be worse
>>28969286
>been hanging around in the Friend Safari with Delphox to Will-O-Wisp any mon that breaks out of the Fast Ball
I'm pretty sure i'll be fine.
masquerain.
well we'll both die i guess
>>28969286
Hallo mein Neger. Gute Wahl
>>28969286
OH HELL NO
Having ice waifu may destroy your laifu
>Assvest Slowking with Fire Blast
I'll be fine
He could set shit on fire with his electric moves, so it works out well.