>"psst, pick me. The other two don't know how to

>>28963352
Your eye is drooping. Do you need medical attention?

>>28963380
She's having a stroke. Just leave it there.

>>28963352
"Ok. Come on then."

"Wait, actually, are you a boy or a girl?"

"On second thoughts, never mind."

>>28963352

Awesome. Hope you like sandwiches.

Because you're going to be making a lot of them!

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>>28963752
But this one's a girl anon!
How could you be so fucking gay?!?

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>>28963788
Sexist! I'll go on tumblr and complain about this!

>>28963752
A mouth is a mouth
A butt is a butt
A cloaca is a cloaca

>>28963823
good starter is good starter. will it be autistic of me to never evolve it?

>>28963792
You can pretend to be a boy, right?

>>28963838
People used Braxian over Delphox, I don't see why you can't use Brionne over the shitty mermaid thing

>>28963823
Truuuu lol

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I sincerely hope you plebeians won't partake in such degeneracy
I'm the only correct choice

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>>28963352
YOU'RE A KEEPER
please take care of my brother?

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>>28964027
I am sorry but you're such a narcissist, you wouldn't even know when your trainer is in trouble!

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>>28964027
Oh no, I've learnt my lesson from Sceptile and Serperior. Offensive Grass is shit.

>>28964163
Serperior aint offensive grass

>>28964254
Still shit

>>28964254
Contrarystorm

>>28964254
>literally became OU thanks to Leaf Storm spam
>not offensive
lmao

>>28964027
back to r*ddit with your meme machine owl

>>28964027
Please,you must be my starter,and we will rule the galaxy!

>>28963352
Nah thanks, not into bald chicks.

>>28964297
this bait is offensive

>>28963352
Sorry if I wanted a shitty blue sausage I could go and fuck an asshole and cut circulation off to my dick.

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>>28964451
Don't cut yourself with that edge, anon

>>28964470
What edge?

>>28963352

It was another hot day in Alola, so the Trainer thought about taking a dip in the nearby lake. He looked around, and no one was to be seen. Why would anyone be out here when it's so hot anyway?
Thinking it would be a good idea to let Brionne out in the water for a while, he called her out too. Brionne quickly jumped toward the lake, happy because it's been a while since she last got to swim. The Trainer started undressing, and slowly entered the water. It felt nice. Much better than he imagined. He started playing in the water with his only Pokemon, and before he knew it, it was almost nighttime.
Thinking it was about time they resumed their journey, he started to swim toward the shore. He called Brionne too, but to his surprise, she didn't respond. He stopped when the water was shallow enough for him to stand with his head just barely out of water, and looked around, but didn't see her anywhere.

>>28963352
>>28964501

Then, suddenly, he felt something touch his crouch. Startled, he quickly looked below, only to find that Brionne had just taken off his trunks. She was fast in water. He tried to swim away, but she grabbed him- by his penis, to be specific. He felt a sensation he had never felt before as Brionne slowly started licking it. He was a little scared, but he didn't care what she was doing. It felt too good.
Just as he was about to ask her to keep doing what she was doing, Brionne stopped. Disappointed greatly, he looked towards her, and she about to do something else. She pressed against his now completely erect member, and he felt it was going inside something, something tight. Too tight. His heart started beating even faster. He didn't know what Brionne was doing, so he was really nervous. Suddenly, with one push, he had entered Brionne. It hurt a bit since it was really tight, but he didn't care. It felt too good. Brionne started moving, slowly at first, but picked up the pace really fast.Her small body, almost the same size as his crotch area, was essentially pounding against him. He had gotten a bit used to the tightness, and now each time Brionne moved and his skin rubbed against his member, he felt amazing. It was nothing like he had ever even imagined. At this point, his mind had went completely blank. He didn't even notice that he was about to climax. He only noticed this when he had started shooting inside her. He didn't understand what was happening, so he quickly pulled. Brionne, too, didn't notice it him pulling out because she was lost in pleasure. The moment he pulled though, Brionne came back to her senses and quickly started put his cock in her mouth and started sucking it, as if she was drinking some juice with a straw. She didn't let a single drop go to waste.

The Trainer got out of the water, while Brionne wast sill in there. He had no idea what just happened, but he knew one thng; that he would be doing it again tomorrow.

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>>28963352

I always choose fire-type Pokémon starters.

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>>28964522

>>28964522
hahah the fucking way these things are writ is so hilarious to me.

>>28964451
my pc is bleeding from this edge

>>28964535
so cute
please don't turn into an ugly wrestler

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>>28964556

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>>28964501
>>28964522
For fuck sake anon

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>>28964522
>>28964501

why do people wanna fuck pokemon so much

>>28964659
Because theyre very cute and lewd

>>28964501
>>28964522
This writing is awful.

I want an idol, not a slut

>>28963788
SANDVICH MAKE ME STRONG MAN

>>28964659
because its the internet. just like how you sleep with little anime girls

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>>28964757
You got a kek from me anon,because I know where this is from.

>>28964782
heh. good pic

>>28964803
http://i.imgur.com/9PZlE.gif

>>28964501
>>28964522
MORE!

>>28964782
Needs a thick cock under there

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>>28964501
>>28964522

>>28964501
>>28964522
>this fucking writing
garbage

>>28964782
>i'm boy

>>28963352
I liked Popplio before it evolved; no need to sweet talk me, Brionne. I was gonna pick Popplio regardless.

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>>28964522

I don't want my dog to take care of me

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>>28963352

>>28964501
>so the Trainer thought about taking a dip in the nearby lake.

Have fun dying in the hospital from a brain-eating ameba, dipshit.

>>28963352
Ok Brionne. I will choose Popplio as my starter...

And promptly put it in the box before level 6

>>28967812
>Implying such shit exists in Pokemon World

>>28964501
>>28964522
only on /vp/ can you find autistic stories about animals actively searching for and enjoying human cock

This board is /furry/, nobody can deny this claim or defend these horrible story posts

>>28968176
I'm not a furry, I just want to fuck a fictional monster.

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>>28968176
>le pokemon is furrybait meme
HAHAHAH

>>28964027
Go away fedora owl

>>28964027
He's right you know

>>28964826
Is this advanced shitposting

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>>28964522
Seriously, what the fuck is this bestiality shit...

>>28968176
How is it even furry fag? There's barely fur on it.

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>>28968353
Any form of bestialiy is furbait. It's a SEAL FFS. I would be totally fine with Popplio/Brionne if they weren't so damn cancerous.

>>28968176
Animals aren't real-kun, is that you?

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Yall need a scrubing

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>>28964522
>>28964501