Where were YOU when the fucking GRASS STARTER became edgier than

>>28914993
Especially the dark type one.

That's not edgy, he's just /fa/.

>I don't know what edgy means

>>28914993
what a faggy design

Im using this guy now, ws undecided but this one has taken my fancy

>>28915087
effay af

>"I cannot comprehend the difference between fancy hair and emo hair" - OP

>>28914993
>cheerful kid
>evolves into an antisocial teenager that's embarrassed of acting like that
makes sense to me

Dartrix is extremely sensitive to other presences in the area and can detect opponents behind it and throw feathers to strike them without even seeing them. This Pokémon conceals sharp-bladed feathers inside its wings, showing astounding precision as it sends them flying in attack. And it goes beyond propelling its blade quills in simple straight lines—it can even bend these feathers to change their trajectories!

Revealing a certain snobbiness in its personality, Dartrix cares a great deal about its appearance, grooming its feathers in every spare moment. In truth, it’s also a bit of a birdbrain, with a tendency to bungle things up. Once it makes a mistake, it sometimes gets into a desperate struggle to gloss over the situation and ends up making a bigger mess than ever.

At times, this Pokémon feels so bothered by its dirty or ruffled feathers that it can’t focus on battle. When it loses its focus, it sometimes even retires from the battle on the spot! It’s up to each Trainer to help Dartrix overcome this troublesome stage. If this Pokémon is with a Trainer who helps it through, its strength will grow hugely!

>>28915087
Just wait til he evolves

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Is there anything that isn't edgy on this website?

>>28915541
>snob
Neat.

>>28914993
You don't know what edgy means you brain dead cunt

I need webbums

>>28914993
i bet you think staraptor has "emo hair" too

>>28914993
That eye, jesus.

>>28915537
>doesn't like when people touch his hair therefore he's antisocial

>>28914993
How is that edgy? He looks like some /fa/ obsessed clutz.
In fact that's how the official site describes it.

>>28915541
so it basically fits the middle stage = angsty teen trope

>>28915638
Staraptor actually does.

They're really putting in a lot of effort into describing their personalities this time around.

>>28915710
>angsty
Did you really read the description?

>>28915757
uh huh? it's so ocd about its appearance that it angst over it like an insecure teen

>>28914993
The website description gives it a lot more personality. It's really a snobby, neatfreak birdbrain

>>28914993
It's a white own with a brown beard, green mustache and green-dyed bangs.
Cannot unsee

>>28914993
I get more of a Prince Charming vibe than a Coldsteel vibe t b h

>>28915987
wow fuck you

>>28915987
>Blade Quill Pokemon

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>>28914993

Looks a little grumpy.

Possibly my favourite starter ever if the final evo leak is accurate (it seems to be)

>>28915638
Datrix doesn't but Staraptor does

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It's a snooty "rich boy" owl. Much like the pompadour for delinquents, that hairstyle has been symbolic of uppity, wealthy young boys in Japan since forever. You can easily connect this to his official description on the site. It's also a playful tie-in to its evolution, which takes influence from Robin Hood.

It's not "le emo owl", you dumbfucks. Get some culture.

>neckbeard Pokemon
This is fucking hilarious

Popplio is quickly becoming a better and better starter to choose.
This is what each one of you fuckers get for bullying it.

>>28916787
Popplio has the ugliest 2nd form you dumb shit

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>edgier than the FIRE STARTER
what's wrong with that?

>>28916837
Not that anon but Brionne is adorable.

Litten's second form is alright

Rowlet's 2nd form is godawful, good lord

>>28916637
It is painful how little pompadour there is in these games

>>28914993

He's got the look of "God, mom, quit fussing my hair"

I thought Rowlet was the blandest in terms of personality but this thing skyrocketed it's star appeal. It getting triggered when you toich it's hair, the hair flip in battle, the way it emotes with ta hand wings... holy fuck. It's so damn fun.

>>28914993
Lockstin: The Pokemon

>>28914993
>edge
>Just for touching a part they offends him

>>28915739
>>28916254
Pssh. Hear that? It's the sound of Staraptor Brave Birding your ass and ripping your colon apart with his fucking scythe hair.

>>28918100
>you will never be a pomp touting trainer with a team of delinquent pokemon

It hurts more than I'd like to admit.

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>>28914993
David isn't edgy

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>>28914993
By Edgier you mean this right? because he definitely looks like Edgey to me.

>>28915590
Shut up edgelord

>>28916637
I was trying to remember what archetype this hairstyle was for because I knew I saw it a lot. It was clearly not an emo cut.

>>28915638
>>28915739
they both do

at least staraptor is cool

>>28915541
>birdbrain

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>>28918455
>Edgey

EDGEY-POO~

>>28916637
team skull are slavs :^)

>>28914993
I didn't expect to say this but it became my favourite starter mid-evo right away.

>>28914993
Quite literally Gladion in bird form.

>>28914993

He's supposed to be a richfag. You people get shit wrong harder than with Gumshoos somehow being Donald Trump.

>>28915541
>At times, this Pokémon feels so bothered by its dirty or ruffled feathers that it can’t focus on battle. When it loses its focus, it sometimes even retires from the battle on the spot!

This is 100% gonna happen in the anime at one time or another.

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>>28918631
Yep, it's the rich bitch cut. You see it all the time, like with Edgeworth >>28918455 here, or even Pokemon's own James.

God damn, I fucking hate edgy shit. Every time I see some fag with an emo hair cut I want to slit that faggot's throat. All edgelords shall die!

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Two ways about it's evo line imply either Robin Hood or this sonovabitch.

>>28919230
ebin

>>28919230
Ow the irony

>>28914993
As >>28918455 and >>28918848 and >>28918798 pointed out, that ain't edgy, it's a cliche anime rich-boy haircut. His description is literally of a pompous little bastard.