Guys... I feel so nauseous right now... I'm literally fucking

Its just a kids game

>>28914071
Someone actually wasted their time typing this

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>>28914071
Your tears will be amazing.

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>>28914071
Guys... I feel so nauseous right now... I'm literally fucking shaking and shivering over Popplio's final evolution. I really, REALLY don't want it to be some stupid fucking mermaid that every furfag faps to. I just don't. It's not fucking FAIR! Why must Game Freak be a bunch of incompetent fucks? I seriously feel like this is the end of everything good and decent when we are denied many more potential paths, like not even a Ballio but just any other design that isn't blatant waifubaiting crap. I'm just so beat up over this... Deep down in my heart I want to believe GF will do the right thing... But... I swear... I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD.... If I see even ONE hint of something girly on that middle evolution of Popplio's I am quitting the franchise for good. I'm sick and tired of all the waifumons. I'm sick and tired of all this stupid pandering bullshit that only leads to vapid appreciation and oodles of disgusting porn and fanart for loser virgins who can't enjoy a fictional creature unless it appeals to their sexually frustrated desires. Its so fucking awful... God I cant stop shaking... I feel like this really is it /vp/. Please hold me...

Im just filled with so much rage, indignation and spite whenever I see this stupid fucking mermaid thing. It honestly makes me sick. And sicker still I will be if its actually real and in 3D constantly featured in the games and promos... Ugh.

Not like this. Please not like this.

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>>28914071
I think you meant to use this image.

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Nice bait, have a (you).

imagine if the starter evos didn't leak?
this board would have nothing to shitpost about all these months untill release

>>28914071
Wow, I wonder how people come out with pastas. Do they have enough time to type shit?

>>28914137
Ah, yes, impotent rage: the picture.

It's even better when you realize most people use it unironically.

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>>28914071
im sick of waifumons too

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>>28914071
Still waiting for my precure pokemon...

>>28914285
And they always start out with "I can't fucking believe this..." or something similar.

>>28914071
Jesus Christ OP, it's a fucking game.

Here's your (you) for the copypasta, now end yourself.

>>28914071
That's how it starts. The fever, the rage, the feeling of powerlessness that turns good men... cruel.

Never seen so much autism in one post.

>>28914071
Well, just don't use him. I'll miss Pinnister anyway

>>28914071
it's a kids game. if poppimaid is real then it's a pokemon probably designed with young girls in mind to get them into the franchise. Not waifubait.

WHERE IS HE NOW

>>28914071
People would still fap the the Clown one, I don't see what your point is

>>28914071
>getting this buttblasted about his evolution

Please tell me you are baiting

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>28914071
>tfw the popplio is your favourite
i just love the idea of a mermaid/siren pokemon, couldn't care less about whether or not people jack off to it. people wank to literally every other mon already anyway.
hell there's bound to be people jacking off to the new evos RIGHT NOW

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Bye-bye

Nice to have one less annoying asshole in this fandom

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>this pasta is actually fresh

MAMA-MIA

>>28914071
I love popmaids design but the furries are coming. You're 100% right. We have to end the furries

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>>28914071

>mfw left can be male

>>28914071
I keep hearing the furfag shit but i cant find good porn of this shit so you are wrong

>>28914071
Forget the fucking mermaid.

Fuck "El Tigre", that design makes me nauseous.

Even though, fuck us old farts for a second, with our autistic tastes in mons.

Just think about all the little boys getting super disappointed by their starter becoming "super girly"
There are some little kids playing pokemon, and you know it

>>28914071
>Guys... I feel so nauseous right now... I'm literally fucking shaking and shivering over Popplio's final evolution

It's time to go outside and get some air

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>>28914071
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>28914071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be8AMAb_s1k

Just so you know, it isn't made to intentionally be waifubait for weirdos to get off to.

Its supposed to be, you know, for girls. Little girls and older girls alike. Its funny because every girl wanted Litten because they all like cats and prefer the fire starter, but in the end Litten ended up being for men and poplio for girls.

>>28914071
hahaha faggot

> being an adult
> calling something "girly"
Gtfo underage or grow up

>>28917670
"they all like cats"
Has anyone on this board actually interacted with women in real life? Like, yes a lot of women (and men) like cats, but not ALL of them, jeez

>>28917874
Im sorry, tumblr.

I should have used the term "feminine", or is that triggering, too?

>>28918202

Yes, literally every girlfriend I've ever had wouldn't shut the fuck up about their cats. Each and every one has owned one. Women love cats you idiot. like 95% of them. Any who don't are an outliar.

>>28914071
It won't be so bad. Braixen happened last gen, and everybody loved Braixen.

Oh get over yourself, now I see a bunch of people saying that they quit the franchise, no one cares for a bunch of whiney cry babies, you're shaking because a fictional seal became girly, geez, do you also start weeping when the doorbell rings?

>>28914071
you are autistic

pls go see a specialist

or comit suicide

>>28918489
No u

For a fucking children game HAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>28919436
Hahaha is this an edit? Did he really say this in English ? Hahahaha

CLOWNFAGS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

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>>28914071
>caring this much about a starter pokemon
this isnt even good bait

>>28920051
I wouldn't call it low quality. The guy has probably spent a lot of time typing that up.

>>28914088
Bait thread desu

>>28914071
Do you really care about it THAT much.
Give e break to GF, it´s not their fault that Rule 34 exists. I mean, I have even found porn of the Rotom Pokedex, are you going to call that furbait now?

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K

>>28914071
>I'm literally fucking shaking and shivering
Go to tumblr you'll fit in there.

>>28914497
Lmao seriously

>>28920445
yeah, but still, who the fuck wastes their time typing that shit

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>>28914071
>mfw Poppmaid has broken Balliocucks mentally

>>28914071
>Literally fucking shaking and shivering
I don't know what's sadder, the fact you haven't killed yourself already or the fact you're too much of a pussy to do it anyway