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You are now married to the last pokemon you used in battle. How

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You are now married to the last pokemon you used in battle. How fucked are you?
>I'm married to a steel golem
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>Tropius
Free fruit, shade and air support
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yes
YES
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pic related
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So I'm married to jirachi huh? well I get free wishes and whatnot, could be worse.
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Vespiqueen. good good.
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>>28878838
>Wishes
>Theft
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>>28878574
>Has played Yellow before making breakfast and was grinding...

... Well... ok...
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>Lilligant

Hell yeah
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Well
A cat is fine too
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>>28878574

You mean a Giant Nazi Steel Golem
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>>28878959
can I pet its belly?
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>>28878959
I want to pet too!
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>>28878819
Well i guess you're fug'd
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I'm okay with that, my new wife is a qt!
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>>28878574
>Kingdra

blowjobs would be great but I don't imagine she'll be cooking me anything.
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>Excadrill

Well I guess I'm undeniably a barafag now.
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>Manaphy
Beach honeymoon vacation funtime
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let me think.

fuck.
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>Finneon

...

I got nothing.
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>>28878574
Whoop! Fucking perfection. Best Husband.
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>>28878574
But Anon, I don't have any Pokemon.
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Beedrill

Fuck bees
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>>28880199
fucking N and his dubs I swear
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Is Esterk a Pokemon?
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>>28878574

Garchomp.

I'm also using Dawn in this playthrough.
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>>28878574
?????
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Togekiss and Lapras.

Well double marriage isnt that bad!
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>>28878574
>female zangoose

would probably be fucked. but she has 5 hearts affection from amie so I'll probably be spared the claws.
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I...guess I can make this work.
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>Lucario

JACKPOT
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Arbok

where do I put my dick?
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>>28878574
My montype grass Black run has not let me down
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I don't feel entirely comfortable with this.
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I'm fine with this
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Machoke.

I suppose it could technically be worse... my gf will have a few questions, though.
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Illumise.
Not sure I want this
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>>28883271
Imagine those pedipalps working away at your schlong

Hnnnnngggg
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>>28879957
Fug*
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oh boy
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>Zoroark - male
Yay?
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>Female Hydreigon

Well... uh.
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>male lopunny
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>>28878838
>Asleep for 1000 years
Hope you somniphilia, anon
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>>28883302
It doesn't have those. You're thinking of like, galvantula.
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>>28878574
>female skarmory
What does steel cloaca taste like?
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Does the TCG GBC videogame count? If so, this wartortle in particular.

My roommate will be ecstatic, but I might have some reservations. Not the worst result by any means though. It would take some getting used to but I could live with it.
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>>28883515
That's a very good question. Other than "metallic" i'm not sure I know enough to answer.
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>jynx

We can make it work
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Shaymin. :T
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>>28878574
Lucky ass. That's not that bad.

I get to marry a Samurott

Wanna trade?
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>>28880208
It's hip.
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>>28883754
>full body paralysis every time she kisses you.
>oral completely out of the question

>no body below the waist according to newer pokedex models and lack of footprint

>the metal cups on her chest don't actually contain anything they just float 3 or so inches away, covering where breasts would be if she had any.

>if fainting in Stadium is be believed, everything but the hair is a psychic projection that disappears when she faints

Gonna be an odd bedroom situation to be sure.
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Let me think... well, Kangaskhan is fine too
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>>28884682
>used goods
>raising your wife's son
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>>28884770
>son
All kangaskhan are female anon.

And who says I wouldn't start with a young one, pre-baby?
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