You are now married to the last pokemon you used in battle. How fucked are you?
>I'm married to a steel golem
>Tropius
Free fruit, shade and air support
yes
YES
pic related
So I'm married to jirachi huh? well I get free wishes and whatnot, could be worse.
Vespiqueen. good good.
>>28878838
>Wishes
>Theft
>>28878574
>Has played Yellow before making breakfast and was grinding...
... Well... ok...
>Lilligant
Hell yeah
Well
A cat is fine too
>>28878574
You mean a Giant Nazi Steel Golem
>>28878959
can I pet its belly?
>>28878959
I want to pet too!
>>28878819
Well i guess you're fug'd
I'm okay with that, my new wife is a qt!
>>28878574
>Kingdra
blowjobs would be great but I don't imagine she'll be cooking me anything.
>Excadrill
Well I guess I'm undeniably a barafag now.
>Manaphy
Beach honeymoon vacation funtime
let me think.
fuck.
>Finneon
...
I got nothing.
>>28878574
Whoop! Fucking perfection. Best Husband.
>>28878574
But Anon, I don't have any Pokemon.
Beedrill
Fuck bees
>>28880199
fucking N and his dubs I swear
Is Esterk a Pokemon?
>>28878574
Garchomp.I'm also using Dawn in this playthrough.
>>28878574
?????
Togekiss and Lapras.
Well double marriage isnt that bad!
>>28878574
>female zangoose
would probably be fucked. but she has 5 hearts affection from amie so I'll probably be spared the claws.
I...guess I can make this work.
>Lucario
JACKPOT
Arbok
where do I put my dick?
>>28878574
My montype grass Black run has not let me down
I don't feel entirely comfortable with this.
I'm fine with this
Machoke.
I suppose it could technically be worse... my gf will have a few questions, though.
Illumise.
Not sure I want this
>>28883271
Imagine those pedipalps working away at your schlong
Hnnnnngggg
>>28879957
Fug*
oh boy
>Zoroark - male
Yay?
>Female Hydreigon
Well... uh.
>male lopunny
>>28878838
>Asleep for 1000 years
Hope you somniphilia, anon
>>28883302
It doesn't have those. You're thinking of like, galvantula.
>>28878574
>female skarmory
What does steel cloaca taste like?
Does the TCG GBC videogame count? If so, this wartortle in particular.
My roommate will be ecstatic, but I might have some reservations. Not the worst result by any means though. It would take some getting used to but I could live with it.
>>28883515
That's a very good question. Other than "metallic" i'm not sure I know enough to answer.
>jynx
We can make it work
Shaymin. :T
>>28878574
Lucky ass. That's not that bad.
I get to marry a SamurottWanna trade?
>>28880208
It's hip.
>>28883754
>full body paralysis every time she kisses you.
>oral completely out of the question
>no body below the waist according to newer pokedex models and lack of footprint
>the metal cups on her chest don't actually contain anything they just float 3 or so inches away, covering where breasts would be if she had any.
>if fainting in Stadium is be believed, everything but the hair is a psychic projection that disappears when she faints
Gonna be an odd bedroom situation to be sure.
Let me think... well, Kangaskhan is fine too
>>28884682
>used goods
>raising your wife's son
>>28884770
>son
All kangaskhan are female anon.
And who says I wouldn't start with a young one, pre-baby?