The last Pokemon you boxed has broken out and is coming for your

Pfft it's just an egg, whats there to be scarred of

>>28827869
>Trapinch
Get the hose

Its a ghost type so i can just ignore it.

>>28827869
>skarmory
>female
Fug

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>>28827895
>being normal

I just boxed my Mega Sableye for my Mega Bannete.

Can I send Bannete to help me?

>Ditto
I don't know how to feel about this.

>>28827869
>slowpoke
I think i'll live.

>zoroark
I don't know how to feel about this.

>latias

Well shit...

>>28827869
>level 8 joltik
>four inches tall
>only knows leech life, spider web, thunder wave, and screech
I think I'll live.

>>28827869
>Snorunt

I think it's good luck.

>>28828000
>joltik thunderwaves you
>spiderwebs on your writhing body
>screeches on you to lower your defense
>leech lifes outta your benis

dunno anon

>>28828027
That's only if I don't manage to step on him first.

Female Misdreavus.

Kind of spooky, might have a cold chill in my b hole.

>>28828044
>imblying you can step on a spider before it spiders you

youre done anon

>level 1 flabebe with Symbiosis, only knows Vine Whip and Tackle
quaking in my fuckin boots

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>>28827869
>Serperior
>W2 sprite covers HUD health bar
Apologize and beg him not to harm me

>Egg
egg

>magnemite
Metal, ouch

>darkrai from the current redistribution

I'm dead

>>28828276

Nah dude, it'll be like nightmare on elm street. That small child in Canaclave seemed to be ok; I mean, once you take away the night terrors.

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>Shiny lilligant with quiver dance and petal dance
She will dance for me

>zubat
Real life bat pal

>>28828322
Are you gonna rescue me, anon?

Honedge

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I guess I just have to stay away from water

>>28828371
Sorry, they don't distribute the member's card anymore. Can't help you. your best shot is to just never sleep again. That's not so hard.

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>Heliolisk
>FEMALE

Oh god... I'm triggered now

>Espeon
>it was a Nuzlocke

Am I safe?

Terrakion

>mewtwo
>literally mewtwo
>with mega stone Y from unknown cave
>with perfect nature and 3 IVs after multiple soft resets
Fuck me

>>28827869

>the event Victini

Oh boy

>>28827869
>A baby snivy
PFFFFFT I'm fine
>With glare
Oh it can go eat shit I'm not looking at its eyes
Also remember that the last time t

>>28827869
>A level 6 Dunsparce
Jej, I'll be fine.

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>>28827869
>A newborn Snivy
PFFFFFT, I'll be fine
>With glare
Oh it can go eat shit
Btw reminder of last thread, this happened

>>28828689
>>28828702
Woops I fucked up

>>28827869
I just caught Mewtwo

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>>28827869
Someone on Reddit gave me an Arceus code and I SR'd for it to be Jolly with the intention of getting it perfect IVs in SM.
I have a level 100 God with an ideal nature after me, so, 10/10.

>>28827869
been so long since i played i cant remember, but it was probably some edgy competitive mon and my ass will be mounted on its wall

>Arceus
Welp, I'm fucked.

>>28830307
>>28830335
Have fun in hell guys

I boxed Breloom last... I am literally fucked.

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>>28828027

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>hypno

shit, I can't sleep.

>>28827869

Derp floette I caught to complete a trade (which I didn't need in the end) to complete my pokedex.

I'll take my chances.

Fenale Machoke.
HERE LIES ANON - DEATH BY SNUSNU

>>28827869
>shiny grumpig

shit a psychic type

>>28827869
>level 1 pichu
>w/ Volt Tackle

Not sure how well I'd fare.

>tentacruel
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

>male samurott
well he's probably bigger than my dildo so this should be fun

>>28827869
Regigiggas

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>victini

>Linoone the HM slave
Ha I win.

>>28827869
>Togepi
I'm good.

Lvl 100 Floette resolute form...

Fuck I'm catching her Light of Ruin straight in my ass.

>>28827869
>smeargle with spore, false swipe, soak and heal pulse

Not at all, it can't kill me and probably has lower BST than I do.

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Blaziken with speed boost...

>Porygon with conversion and conversion 2
I'll be fine

>A shiny Skitty
I'd straight up hug it when it tries to tackle me

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>Palkia

>>28827869
>rayquaza
>and that rayquaza can mega evolve

i think I'm more fucked than anyone in here.

>>28827869
>Joltik
I think I'm alright.

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>Arceus

>>28830266
>Using a Master Ball on a storyline legendary, who by virtue of being mandatory have a high catch right
You deserve it.

>Snorlax
Well, I've got a long life ahead of me before it gets off its ass and finds me.

>Chandelure
The fucking thing is literally gonna destroy my life force.

>>28827869
Cryogonal
sent help

>>28827869
>newly hatched Phione
It won't be the one doing the fucking

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>>28827869
>Yveltal
Oh..

>>28827892
Dammit, made me kek

level 100 adamant 252 attack arbok
so rip

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>Miltank

>exclamation point unown
I'll be fine

>>28834836
>basically a giant dildo pokemon
>I'll be fine
Sure thing buddy

>Level 15 female Combee I caught out of a berry patch
>Docile
>Honey Gather
>Sweet Scent, Gust, Bug Bite
What an intimidating beast. How will I EVER recover?

I'm glad I was still farming berries, though. If I hadn't have caught the Combee the last boxed mon would've been Xerneas

Lvl. 18 Staraptor with Fly, Defog, Wing Attack and Quick attack. Luckily I have a shotgun.

it'll have to be a surprise cuz i don't fucking remember.

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>darkrai

Well fug ebin :DD

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>A togepi egg
haha

>>28827869
>latios

Welp, I'm getting the lube.

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>>28837072
>mfw mine is also Darkrai

>a swanna
>knows rain dance and hurricane

As long as I teach an electric type thunder, I'm good

>>28827869
My Contrary/Skill Swap competitive Spinda. It hasn't ever KO'ed anything.
i'm all good

>>28827869
>Salamence
ok

>>28827895
Fucking normie

>>28838115
What type would a neet be?

>>28838222
Bug

>>28838222
Dark or Poison/Dark depending on hygiene.

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>>28827869
>Female Aggron
In the best of cases I end with half of my ribs broken.

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>>28838811
>female aggron
You lucky bastard

>>28838860
Reptiles don't have tats, my friend.

>>28838947
Aggron is a pokemon

Volcanion. Send help.

>>28838947
he's a pokemon, not a reptile
also, it's a drawing designed to be attractive to humans. sorry for being no fun

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>Whismur

>>28838957
>>28838979
Pokemon that resemble reptiles don't have tats, my friends.

>>28839008
Pokemon aren't real, I'll give them tits if I feel like it.

>>28839008
Yeah but a Ditto could turn into that so actually any of its possible amigo

>>28827869
My shiny zubat in leaf green i should be alright

>>28827869
Ivysaur, its almost fall so if I hide a few weeks it'll go into hibernation

I literally don't even remember what that is.
I think it might've been a Dustox. Not very fucked, it's literally just a moth. I'll blow on it.

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Dunsparce, Lvl 73.
I dunno these things can fly man.... fairly fast from the looks of it. I'd say fairly fucked...

Darkrai. Well, there are worse things that can happen than being trapped in nightmares until I eventually die. Don't fuck around with Chandelure.

>Level 5 Slugma
>Smog, Yawn

The best it can do is put me to sleep then poison me to death.
so fucking glad it wasn't my Ampharos

>>28828471
No, now a zombie Espeon is out to buttsex you.

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>Level 100 Darkrai
>Timid Nature
>At least 3 guaranteed perfect IVs

Poliwag

I take him to the nearest pond

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Rhyperior with Adamant. He aint giving up fucking rip

A little growlithe... with ember, and my house has lots of wood furniture. Whelp

>>28827869
>Just Pokebanked entire living dex

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>>28827869
>simisear
>hm slave with no fire moves
I'll be alright, OP