ITT We write the plot for the successor to Pokemon Generations

Red

The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as “the greatest or most significant or most influential” rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.

>>28827185
Dies

IT'S

THE

NUTSHACK

WALNUT

>>28827201
NUTSHACK

PECAN

NUTSHACK

>>28827175
ASSBURGERS

Blue

dies

is

sad

not

happy

new

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

BIGGER

waifu

mystery

NiGGeR

good

wut

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>>28827307
>gorilla warfare
memester spotted.

bulge

protag

BEES

growing

quality

pants

greninja-ash

antidisestablishmentarianism

flygonite

shin

megami

tensei

undressing

the

undies

protagonist

BISCUITS HOPS ON COMMENTARY. ART NERVOUSLY LOOKS AT HIM WHILE HE HANDS HIM THE MICROPHONE."WHAT'S GOOD MONSTERS, ROLL UP, BLAZBLUE IS ASS, SKULLGIRLS IS STRAIGHT BOOTY" ARTURO SIGHS IN RELIEF AS BISCUITS HASNT SAID ANYTHING OFFENSIVE YET. "YO MONSTERS, HOOK ME UP WITH SOME DIVE KICK TORRENTS. I AINT SPENDING 20 BUCKS ON THAT GARBAGE FLASH GAME." "UGH-HA UGH-HA UGH-HA" AS ARTS HAND HOVERS OVER THE MIXER. "YO ART, WHENS BLAZGREEN?" ART NERVOUSLY LAUGHS "UGH-HA UGH-HA UGH-HA" AT BISCUITS' ATTEMPTS TO DESTROY E-SPORTS "MAN, ARE THERE ANY PEOPLE BESIDES ME THAT HAVENT GOTTEN NECK FROM SHERRY ?" BISCUITS ASKS THE STREAM. ART KNOWS HE HAS TO INTERFERE. "YO aaaAAAaaa, BISCUITS BLOWING IT UP". ART MUTES BISCUITS MIC AS HE CONTINUES TO RAMBLES ABOUT NECK AND TONSILS

is

Ogon’ po gotovnosti

>>28827345
Oh really? That's what tipped you off? Fucking brilliant, mate.

>>28827421
chicken

cummies

cyka

blyat

battle frontier

radical

fig

feminists

Ethan

rhyperior

saves

Johto

vanilluxe

dededeluxe

mega-evolved

does

he?

Alice

verlisify

meow

paws

G-Gundam

Whitney's

Clefairy

>>28827175
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a pokemon professor a pokemon with girls name. Overjoyed, he proceeds to fuck it up its bootyhole because beta cucks can never get women. Also something about alternate universes. Anime ends in an orgy.

uses

Metronome

ADEN: This is it, Yugi. Me and you. The final battle. The duel that everyone’s been waiting for. I’m not gonna hold back.

YUGI: You bet, Jaden. This is going to be super special awesome! I can’t wait to see your strength.

JADEN: Well, alright then. Yugi, it's time to spit some rhymes! (Music in the background)

YUGI: Bring it on, Ja— wait, what? (beat; music continues) Oh, you have got to be f*cking kidding me.

Red

Yellow

Blue

Green

Green

Green

Green

Alola

Breen

Neil Breen

Masuda

release

Jews

During

HOWEVER

it failed

with

my

cooc

butthole

bouncing

>>28827800
clit

>>28827175
Red dies. IT'S THE NUTSHACK WALNUT NUTSHACK PECAN NUTSHACK ASSBURGERS! Blue dies. Is sad, not happy. New BIGGER waifu mystery. NiGGeR good wut bulge. Protag BEES growing quality pants. Greninja-Ash antidisestablishmentarianism Flygonite shin megami tensei undressing the undies. Protagonist is chicken cummies cyka blyat. Battle frontier radical fig feminists. Ethan Rhyperior saves Johto. Vanilluxe dededeluxe mega-evolved, does he? Alice verlisify meow paws G-Gundam. Whitney's Clefairy uses Metronome. Red Yellow Blue Green Green Green Green Alola Breen. Masuda release jews during HOWEVER it failed with my cooc butthole bouncing clit.

nigger

smell

Probopass

watermelons

Sexy

>>28827188
Beethoven doesn't even have his picture on a bubblegum card.

Clawitzer

Delelelele whoooop

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I'll try to combine all these replies soon.

Hell.

Heaven

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Red dies.

IT'S THE NUTSHACK. WALNUT NUTSHACK, PECAN NUTSHACK, ASSBURGERS!

Blue dies.

Is sad, not happy new. Bigger waifu, mystery nigger. "Good?" "Wut." Bulge Protag bees growing quality pants. Greninja-Ash = antidisestablishmentarianism flygonite.

Shin Megami Tensei undressing the undies protagonist. Is Ogon’ po gotovnosti cummies? Cyka blyat, Battle Frontier.

Radical fig feminists. Ethan-Rhyperior saves Johto. Vanilluxe dededeluxe mega-evolved. Does he? Alice Verlisify meow paws. G-gundam.

Whitney's Clefairy uses metronome. Red, Yellow, Blue, Green Green Green Green Alola Breen. Neil Breen, Masuda release Jews during...

HOWEVER, it failed with my cooc butthole bouncing clit. Nigger smell Probopass watermelons.

Sexy Clawitzer, delelelele whoooop.~

Meanwhile

in

gulag

Misty

OP

is

Jewish

furfag

Heliolisk

maid

o

The

chicken

Orgasmed

ass

gulag

Digimon

>>28830903
shit

hakai

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

My

groin

Steven

>>28827307
https://youtu.be/0Yms2GqqNz8