What is Gamefreak trying to accomplish by seducing us with

They're not trying to sicko.

What exactly is seductive about this autism dance?

>>28794996
requesting gif of selene and ash throwing pikachu back and forth

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>>28795015
>selene

>>28794996
looks dumb but cute

She looks like the least sexual female protogonist of the series.
She looks like a genuine child. They usually look like jailbait teens.

>>28795042
>They usually look like jailbait teens

Hilda and...?

Reminds me of the stupid dances they do at the end of Yokai Watch and Sentai shows.

>>28795042
This, all of the other ones were designed for sex

Chicken-chan is for protecting

>>28795036
>pidgit

>no visible waist/hip ratio

I just can't get excited over this.

These new Z moves dances are fucking cancer, holy shit. Why?

Remember in Gen 1 when some of the trainer classes (Cool Trainer, Tamer, and Rocket) were shown to carry whips in their battle sprites? Now you have 10 second animations of you dancing with your Pokemon like an artist during battles. What went wrong?

>>28795101
Honestly, the whips got a little weird in Gen 1. I can deal with thugs using them, but even regular trainers had them.

how can a little girl seduce you? either underage or a pedo.

>>28795117
What else would you train literal monsters with?

>>28795052

May and Dawn and Rosa

>>28795139
balls

>>28795052
May?

>>28795139
Friendship!

>>28795139
Jesus, tone down that edge, it's pokemon

>>28795155
>>28795175
Anons, just because you fapped to them doesn't mean you can try and justify it by pretending they looked like "jailbait teens". Only Hilda actually fits this description. May and Dawn clearly look like kids and Rosa looks like a teenager dressed like an autismo child.

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>>28794996
Trying? They already succeeded.

>>28795261
Too big
Too thicc

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>>28794996
Whatever it is that they're trying to accomplish, I'm willing to let them. Just give me more Chicken-chan dances.

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>>28795101
>like an artist

>>28795305
>>28795327
What the fuck are you doing

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>>28795364
The post got duplicated for some reason. Deleted one of them.

>>28795139
Literal anime monsters? The power of friendship.

>>28795130

Yeah m8, if OP was 17 I would understand because then they're both kids. If he's 18+ it's fucking sick.

she's fucking 10, there's no "or" about it

>Chicken-Chan
>Lana

Hope we get more quality daughterfus

>>28795238
>What is Serena?
Also
>implying that all Pokémon main characters are 10
The only one who looks 10 is Chicken-chan. There's no way May could be 10 with those tits.
>inb4 children start puberty earlier
Maybe they do in places where they eat all that hormone-filled shit.

>>28795393
Your error is forgiven for that image

The dances are all kinda really fucking silly looking.

Like that fat retard from X/Y.

>>28795436
>There's no way May could be 10 with those tits.

Japanese artists.

>>28795013
>>28795101
>>28795477
What do you expect dance to look like, then? Break dancing isn't the only form of dancing, you know.
You fun haters!

>>28795533
I don't want the dancing around at all, it's stupid dumb.

I really wish I could just delete all pedophiles

>>28795533
>Pointless banter
The whole point is asking how this is seductive. Stop beating around the bush, Chicken-chan is shit, worse that Serena garbage.

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damn chicken-chan, keep jammin homie

>>28795170
>>28795205
>>28795427
Except that's actually why they had whips. Pokémon was originally going to feature a more hands-on role for trainers and the sprites with whips are a hold over from that time.

>mfw newfags still dont know this
>mfw no face

>>28795139
>>28795651
>Caring this much about scrapped concepts
>Caring about series beta
>Inb4 "M-Muh gen 1!"

>>28795130
>>28795431
>pedophile
Animated girls are not 1:1 recreations of actual girls and the two are not equivalent sexual desires.

>>28795651
Source: your ass

>>28795651
Yes, they were GOING TO feature trainers fighting Pokemon. But they didn't. They replaced bad ideas with good ones.

>>28795533
Only the Japanese think their weird pop culture dances look anything except retarded.

Go watch some Les Twins and grow some taste.

>>28795682
saying that an image meant to simulate a little girl dancing is "seductive" is incredibly pedophilic
are you fucking retarded or just a pedophile?

>>28795682
It would be different is chicken-chan wasn't some copy paste of a developers daughter. Shes literally the youngest looking, and doesnt look an age above 10.

>>28795675
>explains where the whips come from
>i-i dont like them so i dont care!

>>28795683
lrn 2 google friendo

>>28795719
They aren't real concepts, you edgy fuck. It was scrapped.

>>28795708
That's an animated girl, Anon, not a real one. Do you have a difficult time distinguishing fantasy from reality?

>>28795734
>not real
>scrapped
Which one is it, Anon?

>>28795544
Dances are fun. That's why they were a big part of pretty much every culture in the world. Unless you're one of those edgy kids who find everything to be stupid and embarrassing. In that case, disregard everything I'm saying, and forgive me. You win.

>>28795693
The Japanese aren't aliens. They're the same humans we are. Things that we find cute aren't going to differ by much.

>>28795205
>>28795734
>taming monsters with whips
>edge
Do you yell all that at lion tamers? Or do you just feel like regurgitating buzzwords makes you cool?

The tone of the series is much different from what it used to be, especially during that development cycle. It had a much more grounded feel to it, which Origins and Generations have tried to stick to.

>>28795747
So you're a pedophile, then?

>>28795760
(You)
>>28795760
>>28795808
>Samefagging this hard
No one gives a shit about scrapped ideas. Pandering to old fans doesn't count. The series will always be directed for kids, and you're delusional to think that what you thought was ok for kids during pokemania is the same now. Things actually change.

>>28795808
Lion tamers don't use whips

>>28795831
>fapping to a cartoon is literally the same as fapping to the real thing
That's what you sound like. You sound like an idiot.

>>28794996
It turns out that the animation for Catastropika was from a Pikachu dance special

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLw_6r-7wrQ

>>28795838
No one said any of that, you're grasping at straws.

It's funny being all this assholes arguing about whip seem to forget that the trainers with whips were supposed to be bad. As if Sugi ever envisioned a version of his bug-catching game that involved little kids enslaving creatures using violence and intimidation.

>>28795855
oh it's at the 19 minute mark exactly btw

>>28795831
>You like GTA, huh? You must like killing random people and stealing cars in real life then.

>>28795867
If you didnt imply what anon said, you're edgier than I thought.
>Not knowing what edgy means

>>28795855
The first day an anon made a thread for this.

>>28795880
>Posting porn of anime child
>Its anime so it doesn't count

>>28795898
Well, yeah.
Fantasy has little to no impact upon reality.
poor waifu fags.

>>28795854
And you sound like a pedophile

>>28795898
pretty much, yeah.

>>28795910
>Being this delusional
>Implying that everyone calling you a pedophile is a waifu fag
Tell that to all the faggots who talk about shooting a school, and actually do it.
>Inb4 reaching, even though thats what you've been doing it the entire time.

>>28795872
>sabrina and ace trainers were bad guys
Also, originally, the player would've had a charisma stat needed to entice pokémon. It's not unreasonable to believe that the player would've been able to use one.

>Sugi
The original capumon design was created by Satoshi Tajiri.

>>28795898
(You) can't be this retarded.

>>28795882
Only the anon suggesting that "much gen I whips" are somehow better than what we have now is the only one being edgy.

The other anons explaining where the whips came from are not.

>>28795959
She was a villain in the manga, and not much of a good person in the anime. Not much can be said about her in games, because of the lack of personality.

>>28794996
they aren't

you're just filth

>>28794996
Never breed goy, your 2D girls have got you covered, good goy.

>>28796270
>breeding with filthy 3D

>>28794996
why do you guys call her chicken

>>28796746
Because you don't lurk more.

>>28796746

Because of the comb on her head.

>>28795013
i think what it is for these people is how bouncy her animations are. seems highly... like... physical or something.
i don't find it sexual at all, but if i imagine myself as some kind of weird neck beard incel, these models are more body-y than past gens.

chink-chan!!

>>28797505
>comb

How will your Chicken-chan look like? Cute, pretty, cool, slutty?

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>>28795015
>Selene

>>28798580
Cute white girl in moon

Slutty brown girl in sun

>>28798591
Name them Illya and Kuro.

>>28798590
Not that it bears weight in here, but seems japan is calling Mitsuki

>>28798580

I'm going to try and make her look like a HG/SS Lass.

Or a full degenerate gyaru slut.

>>28798609
Fucking genius

>>28798580
In a micro bikini

>>28798665
I doubt we will get any small enough.

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>>28798613

It's what I'm planning to go with.

When will retards get that anime loli != real life loli.

>>28795933
>How does the poster counter work?

>>28795933
He wasn't calling people calling him a paedophile waifu fags, he was expressing condolences to waifu fags for the fact that fantasy doesn't impact reality.

But please tell us more about how cartoons are real people.

>>28798580
Cute-Slutty.

Like those girls in anime that dress in revealing clothes but act oblivious about it.

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>Go to /v/, find people arguing about anime lolis and paedophilia
>Come to /vp/, find people arguing about anime lolis and peadophilia

The fuck is going on today?

Need some chicken chan r34 asap i need fap and im in love with her

>>28798580
Band-aids

>>28798904
I'd guess is the same autist that is shitting uo the drawthread.

>>28795786
>Things that we find cute aren't going to differ by much
You'd be surprised.

>>28794996
They want the Idolmaster audience.

>>28795431
>she's fucking 10
This is asserted not confirmed.

>>28795522
May is 12 though.

>>28795547
Hilary would win by default.

>>28798904
4chan oldfags feeling shame for old faps.

>>28798915
Google it you fucking autist

>>28800314
You mean the audience of the idol industry?

>>28800377
That too.

She looks way too plain. If I wanted realistic characters I would play games with realistic graphics

>>28800451
She's not realistic.

>>28800288
By what? Post one thing only the Japanese find cute.

>>28800508
Crooked teeth.

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>>28800479
What a shame.

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Sun and Moon will be too much for my cock. I don't know if I can survive it, guys.

>Sexy and cute Chicken-chan
>Pure sexy Lillie
>Sexy Foot goddess Lusamine

How am I meant to make it through gen 7?

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>>28798580
Somewhat like this one I saw in the trailer

I'll probably make her look like Lillie. Lillie is perfect

>>28800532
Why do real women honestly even exist?

>>28800562
If you're a foot fag you can always off yourself

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>>28800609
no

I will dream of a double footjob from lusamine and lillie!

>>28800595
To have kids

>>28794996
They want what's in your wallet

>>28800562
Well it's simple, just ask your girlfriend to blow you when you feel like playing.

>>28795052
S E R E N A
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R
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A

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>>28800651
y-yeah I'll just do that..

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>>28800517
A lot of people find them cute in anime. IRL, though, I guess you win this. I could argue I was only talking about fiction, but that wasn't the case, so yeah.
I'm still going to stand by my original statement though. They like one or two weird things, but Japan's idea of cuteness isn't to be much different from the rest of the world.

>>28800636
Literal madmen all over currently researching how to produce kids without the need of egg cells.

>>28800715
Good. Just put the artifical goop in a self-aware AI android or whatever so we can be done with the bullshit species called "women"

>>28803126
Real women are retarded cunts.

>>28800609
The hell with you, ladyfeet are tops.

Toes > Heels/Ankles >>>>>>> Soles

>>28798613

She looks like she could be a 'Maya' to me.

I'm either going to end up naming her that or 'Chick' at this point.

>>28803602

Mitsuki means moon.
It's basically like calling her Luna.

>>28798760
I'm partial to Monica

>>28798618
good taste

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>>28795059
Those dances from Yokai Watch are probably the most exercise kids are getting these days

>>28798580
Tomboyish