say /vp/, what 6 pokemon would represent the country that you live in?
I'm clearly a britbong.
We don't need 6. Just 1
>>28764734
Furfrou
Empoleon
Mukslims
Miltank
Mareep
Jynx
>>28764734
I fucking love Granbull and have never used one in any game.
Try to guess. I think it's easy.
>>28764734
I'd do Jamaica but there surprisingly no hummingbird
I suppose Drampa and Mudsdale if we're going stereotypes
>>28764837
Thailand ?
>>28764795
>Furfrou
>Empoleon
>Mukslims
>Miltank
>Mareep
>Jynx
country?
>>28764837
niggerland
>>28764850
France obviously.
>>28764793
no you need three. you forgot swalot and munchlax
>>28764837
Easy Hueland.
I should use Duskull instead of Tropius...
>>28764848
nope
>>28764852
which one
>>28764837
africa?
>>28764837
I think its Brasil hahaha x3
>>28764872
we hav a winner
>>28764837
Brazil
>>28764734
britbongs will get this
take a wild guess
Boufalant
Braviary
Vanilluxe
Conkeldurr
Garbodor
Scrafty
>>28764915
I think everyone gets this anon
>>28764938
I don't even know who that is.
>>28764734
>Shuckle
>Weezing
>Emboar
>Oddish
>Miltank
>Lickilicky
Germany
:^)
>Stoutland
>Aggron
>Koffing
>Braviary
>Trevenant
>Toxicroak
>>28764954
Tom Cruise
>>28764954
It's Mr Piggy!
>>28764861
Why sheep and cow ?
>>28764957
I don't see the reasoning behind half of your choices.
>>28764922
>Kangourou
>Koala
>Crocodile
We're not dumb, anon.
>>28765018
Show me where OP said this was meant to be a challenging guessing game.
Ursaring
Basculin
pidgey
Sawsbuck
Legendary: Xerneas
Fossil: Aurorus
>>28764793
>Pulverizing Pancake
>Ursaring
>Swanna
>Beartic
>Bibarel
>Sawsbuck
>Xatu
Wasn't sure about the last one but it actually fits really well, but anyways, take a wild guess.
>Pyroar
>Arbok
>Donphan
>Liepard
>Heatmor
>Zangoose
Country?
Oricorio (fire type)
Tauros
Roserade
Crobat
Palossand
Pyroar
>>28764863
shit quality bait, based on statistically incorrect information.
>>28765060
Canada? Northern America for sure
>>28765060
Canada
>>28765063
This has to be Africa or some shit.
>>28765059
lemme guess
Argentina?
Better for France :
Empoleon
Serperior
Escavalier
Combusken
Gallade
Aegislash
>>28765059
Spain?
>>28765071
Spain
>>28765060
>>28765096
Yeah, Oricorio and Tauros made it an easy guess!
>>28764976
This is Germany, by the way-
>>28765060
Given Beartic, an Ice-type, and Xatu (which is similar to a totem pole), I'm gonna have to go with Canada.
>>28765074
>>28765077
>>28765098
Holy shit you guys are good, and fast
>>28765060
Too much Canada.
>>28764962
Uh, Japan maybe?
>>28765057
Sweden/Finland
>>28765059
Spain??
>>28765060
Canada
>>28765063
India
>>28765111
Bibarel makes it obvious
>>28764999
Milk->cheese
>>28765063
India?
>>28765104
Aggron because of metallurgy and Koffing because of fabric fumes? bWhat about Toxicroak?
>>28765122
>>28765131
Correct!
>>28765127
That's true, I thought the Xatu was creative though
>>28765085
u right
>>28765059
Why the bailaora? it's in to have flamenco classes there?
>>28765128
Oh, ok.
>>28765137
Aggron because of the steel industry, Koffing because of the chemical warfare in WW1 and Toxicroak because Croagunk can be caught in Sinnoh's marshlands and especially northern Germany used to be full of marshes with them being very important regarding the local folklore and history.
>>28765122
>>28765057
here, was aiming for sweden so good job!
>>28764976
I am german and you could do better. Way too much Baveria and Koffing just for Smogon? Cmon dawg.
I wonder how many will get this meme
>>28765179
New York?
>>28765179
Any urban country?
Maractus,Drapion,Ludicolo,Hawlucha,MolTRES,chikorita
>>28765060
>>28765206
Same place?
>>28765214
Mexico
>>28765233
fuck
>>28765178
>Too much Bavaria
There's nothing that represents directly Bavaria.
>Stoutland
Bismarck, obviously.
>Aggron
The Ruhrgebiet's steel industry.
>Koffing
Chemical warfare in WW1 and the Holocaust.
>Braviary
Bundesadler.
>Trevenant
Black forest and its ghost stories.
>Toxicroak
Northern Germany's marshlands due to their historical and folkloristic importance.
What made you think I'd reference Bavaria?
>>28765230
Yeah, I was making the image before it was posted and just kept going :(
>>28765206
Also Canada
Slowking
UB02 Beauty
Honchkrow
Lickiliky
Spritzee
Camerupt
>>28765247
I understand everything but Blissey, is it because we're nice and caring???
Sudowoodo
Sylveon
Stantler
Serperior
Audino
Beartic
>>28764837
Googletown?
>>28765265
That + our healthcare isn't as shit as most other places
>>28764734
Conkeldurr
Ursaring
Beartic
Lycanroc
Seel
>>28765290
Denmark?
Ursaring
Swanna
Alolan Vulpix
Vulpix
Persian
Noctowl
>>28765245
Aggron and Braviary for the Alps and Trevenant for the Black Forest like you said. Stoutland and Toxicroak are good but still kinda obscure choices.
>>28765287
Same as>>28765057
Sweden?
>>28765287
Russia?
>>28765206
A FUCKING LEAF
>>28765266
...Ireland? I don't get why Beartic would be there tho
>>28765287
Finland?
>>28765302
Nope
>>28765303
Yes
>>28765299
Oh and also Dewgong
>>28765309
Mother Russia
>>28765179
Hello
>>28765313
Norway
>>28765279
Oh ok, makes sense
>>28765300
Dude. Black Forest isn't Bavarian.
I don't think Stoutland is especially obscure. Its German name is specifically referencing Otto von Bismarck, after all.
Toxicroak, maybe. But the marshes are, like I said, important. Think about Moorhexen and the Moorsoldaten. I couldn't think of a Pokemon that would represent the marshes in a better way.
>>28765179
germany?
>>28765333
Fuck
Listen up shitlords, I'm american and don't have time to intimately learn the geography of every single fucking country there is, so you need to make these very apparent
>>28765179
greetings from germany
Talonflame
Carbink
Lilligant
Whiscash
Miltank
Grumpig
Team for Iowa
>>28764837
>Brazil
>without Manectric, a maned wolf (lobo guará)
>without Heliolisk, a basilisk lizard
>without Feraligatr, a fucking É o Tchan dancer mon
>>28765206
bonus points for my province
>>28765152
Sun, tango and penguin gave it away, boludo de mierda
>>28765348
>>28765368
Are germans known for eating doves?
>>28764837
>>28765382
Also, you forgot our fucking onça pintada too.
>>28765382
gringos wouldn't recognize them
Tauros
Emboar
Lycanroc
Ursaring
Mudsdale
Braviary
>>28765346
Black Forest isnt Bavaria. Fuck, my whole life has been a lie. Care to go into detail about Moorhexen and Moorsoldaten? I live in Lower Saxony but have never heard about them. Pokemon I would add are Aegislash, some dragons or dragon like mons and maybe Xerneas, Yveltal and Zygarde because of german/ nordic mythology. Better fit than as legendaries for france imo.
>>28765395
>actually go out and google for this
>nothing comes up but dove chocolate
not even google cares man
Blaziken
Murkrow
Wishiwashi
Taillow
Luxio
Jellicent
>>28765386
Greece?
>>28765411
This is Spain
>>28765354
They are
>>28765431
bruh I meant my province in Canada
>>28765395
no but it looks like they make the hitlergruß..
Skuntank
Feraligatr
Tauros
Braviary
Pumpkaboo
Cacturne
>>28765386
PEI? It's either an eastern one or BC
>>28765468
Texas
>>28765470
Not PEI or BC
>>28765179
Any big city. Paris or New York or litterally any city.
>>28765431
>>28765386
Nevermind, I just realized you're from canada.
Let me guess, alberta?
>>28765495
Argentina
>>28765179
Peru?
>>28765495
holocaustland
>>28765508
nope
>>28765412
I, too, live in Lower Saxony. Where exactly do you live? The nearest larger city would be enough.
There are always local legends about witches living in the marshes to prevent children from going all alone into them where they could easily get lost and die. Of course, they're not getting told anymore, children wouldn't believe them and there aren't that many marshes anymore but I still have some books with ghost stories where there are some about Moorhexen. Of course, nowadays there aren't that many marshes anymore but they're still being mystified.
"Die Moorsoldaten" is an old leftist protest song that was initially written and sung by the inmates of the KZ Bürgermoor who were forced to dry out the local marshes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEDBkK_BthA
>>28765494
I actually like Hozer and Pux.
>>28765527
OH MY GOD THE DOG you're from terre-neuve et labrador aren't you
>>28765527
How's that not BC?!
>>28765528
Oldenburg is probably the nearest large city.
Stoutland
Lapras
Rapidash
Sawsbuck
Mareep
Unfezant
>>28765554
Funny. I live in Oldenburg.
>>28765579
Scotland?
Sawsbuck
Vulpix
Ursaring
Pidove
Spearow
Mayby Wailord, orany seacreature for that matter
>>28765579
Scotland
>>28764837
Aruba
>>28765252
NYC
>>28765544
oui
>>28765547
these weren't hints, just something I found on google
Stoutland is supposed to represent the newfoundland dog
crawdaunt and remoraid represent the fishery that used to be booming
sealeo cause we used to club seals for a living some still do
victreebell cause the pitcher plant is our provincial plant
sawsbuck cause moose are a huge problem when it comes to vehicle accidents here
>>28765625
Nope, it's in Europe
>>28764734
Extra shitty edition.
>>28765659
Chile
>>28765658
Italy?
>>28765685
Esatto
>>28765701
Why the Honchkrow? To represent the mafia?
>>28764837
Brasil I think? The top is the biggest tip off for me huehuehuehue
Luxray
Bibarel
Swanna
Roselia
Miltank
Klinklank
>>28765716
Yes, Honchkrow was the most obvious.
>>28765672
Yeah, I forgot to change the filename
>>28765630
I'm so happy I realized the dog hahaha
>>28765732
I thought camerupt was more obvious. Or is there, besides Iceland, another European country with volcanoes?
>>28764734
Sceptile
Trevenant
Castform
Golurk
Muk
Scrafty
>if they were Pokémon
UB-02 Absorption
UB-02 Beauty
>>28764734
6 alolan rattatas
>>28765701
Spritzee per lo spritz e Slowking per i cannoli?
>>28765601
>>28765609
Correct
>>28765512
>>28765333
>>28765349
Yes, fuck you guys.
>>28765747
Spain also has volcanoes.
>>28765782
Spritzee rappresenta le maschere Veneziane, Arlecchino e Pulcinella, Slowking è il Papa.
>>28765822
Ah, I didn't know that. Thanks.
>>28765756
New Jersey?
>Lycanroc
>Aggron
>Snubbull
>Zekrom
>Pansear
>Kakuna
Easy peasy
>>28765386
Nova Scotia?
>>28765855
Mexico?
>>28764734
Braviary, Exploud, Snorlax, and I can't think of three other American pokemon.
>>28765857
Mexico
>>28765857
Wait is there a Rayquaza on your country? for real?
>>28765882
>>28765857
mexico, but that rayquaza didn't really fit in at all.
>>28765857
Mexico
Is rayquaza supposed to be quetzalcoatl or however it's spelled?
>>28765893
>Ancient Fug.jpg
It may be hard cause some are a bit of a stretch.
>>28765857
hawlucha
>wrestling
2 cactus-pokemon
>desert
Mudkip
>Sea
Ludicolo
>Sombrero
Rayquaza
>Mayan/Aztec/Whatever Gods
>Quetzalocoatl or smth
definetly mexico
>>28765940
any scandinavian country
>>28765947
I thought the Mudkip because axolotls only live there.
>>28765947
Mudkip
>>28765947
wow anon you're so smart
who would have guessed? with the ludicolo i totally thought it was finland
>>28765940
I'll guess Bulgaria for some obscure reason.
>>28765072
Shut up fatty
>>28765841
Not even close.
>>28765961
>>28765985
No and no. Not even close.
A group of these majestic guys for Sweden
don't know if this works... i'm really bad at this
>>28766049
which continent?
Cryogonal cryogonal cryogonal cryogonal cryogonal cryogonal
>>28766153
The Americas.
>Cryogonal
>Machoke
>Heatran
>Volcanion
>Kyogre
>Mareep
>>28765072
>statistically incorrect information.
Did Mexico take first place again?
>>28765940
Armadillos are everyhere in the Americas, more so in Paraguay...
Penguins, in Patagonia
Argies and Uruguay eat a lot of beef
Killer whales in Argentina
Argentina?
>>28766211
ok let me guess
>shitload of cows (miltank)
>deserts or beaches (sandshrew)
>Exotic birds? or lots of steel? (Empoleon, Skarmory)
>sea (kyogre)
>south america, very south (Empoleon)
>(rain?)forests (sawsbuck)
>rains a lot (kyogre)
my guess is Peru or something in that general direction
>>28765495
that island with all those big face statues
>>28766360
amazonas area
don't know any country names
>>28766262
Correct.
>>28764875
>>28765083
>africa
>country
lads....
>>28765856
germany btw
wolves
krupp stahlwerke
merkel
black
red
yellow/gold
>>28766427
>Snubbull as Merkel
That's a good one.
>>28765063
POO
>>28766266
Sadly dubs weren't correct. This >>28766262
>Milktank
Lots of beef
>Skarmory
Andean Condor
>Empoleon
Penguins, most specifically the ones in the Valdés Peninsula
>Sawsbuck
Lots of deers and such in the Patagonia
>Sandshrew
Lots of shrews and such in the north
>Kyogre
Southern right wale and orcas
>>28766427
>snubbul
>merkel
>>28766388
not quite.
>>28765579
Wales
>>28766360
Somewhere in south-east asia?
>>28766360
Dunno, some country in SEA
I-indonesia?
>>28764734
>not using Lycanroc
that hurt, senpai
>>28766557
To be more specific:
Malaysia?
>>28766557
>>28766598
I guess that's close enough.
It's Malaysia. Pretty much Indonesia-lite to the world though.
>>28766645
Yes!
Orangutan
Malayan tapir
Hibiscus which is a bit of a stretch
Coconut tree
Malayan tiger
Rafflesia
Dugong
>>28766360
Malaysia/Indonesia
>>28766667
The Malayan tiger was what made me think of Malaysia. Rafflesia grows only on Borneo, am I right? And I think Borneo was part of both Indonesia and Malaysia?
At least I associate tapirs, rafflesia and orangutans with Borneo.
okay so America's already been put together, so I thought maybe it'd be fun to guess the state? I threw together a team I thought was appropriate but if other anons from the state think they know of something that'd fit better then by all means!
>>28766360
Borneo, sumatra or india
I dont know, that freaking seal break everything.
>>28764734
>>28765940
>Argentina
>no Mandibuzz
>no Jynx
>no Taurus
>no Rapidash
are you even trying?
>>28766767
>muk
>magearna
>flabébé
>canada
what
>>28766722
somewhere in new england?
mass?
>>28766824
>muk
Oil and shit.
>Flabébé
Fucking Quebec scum.
>Magearna
Pic related.
>>28766750
It's a dugong m8.
>>28766713
Well Sumatra (Indonesia) has their own tiger too but they don't associate with tigers as much as us. Our tiger is like their garuda. It's our symbol.
Tapir and I think some species of rafflesia can be found in West Malaysia too but not orangutan.
>>28766722
California?
My state. I wanted to put in a little different group but it would make it too obvious.
>>28766947
yeah caught on to muk after I posted
they are all still shit choices though + no one in canada even considers quebec a part of it, not even the quebec scum
>>28766935
yeah you got it!
>>28767008
sorry mang
>>28766983
I study biology with an emphasis on botany and I always wanted to visited Borneo to see a blooming Rafflesia. I'm just fascinated by parasitic plants and I kinda see Rafflesia as their queen, haha.
>>28767031
i got it from the crab and the witch
not bad for a non american
>>28767009
Arizona??
>>28767061
No, but close.
>>28767028
Choose better ones then.
>>28765214
>no volcarona
Close.
>>28767056
I'm a non American, too, and I also thought of some state in New England but I don't know enough about these states to properly differentiate. Especially the witch made me think of the Salem witch trials.
>>28767082
Texas then?
>>28767136
Wrong direction.
>>28767082
Colorado
>>28764734
>Pyroar
>No Rapidash
>>28767171
No. Are you just guessing all the states in the Rockies?
>>28767190
no
utah
>>28767187
rapidash is literally on the end
>>28767190
that was my first guess I just googled oil-rich states cause of the 3 drill pokemon
>>28767209
Yup.
>fuckload of seagulls in the spring and summer
>antelope island is full of bison, despite the name
>heavily religious population
>fuckload of mountain and desert
>with a bunch of oil
>and mines
>>28767223
fuck me I'm blind as dicks, didn't see it behind the queen
>>28767056
>>28767120
You guys did pretty great honestly.
Onix: because of a glacier that passed over thousands of years back, we have a shit-ton of rock deposits that were a nightmare for early farmers. Those farmers turned them into rock walls that line the old roads and old property lines for miles.
Ursaring: Boston Bruins hockey
Crawdaunt: dem delicious seafood
Voltorb: Red Sox/baseball
Deerling Autumn forme: since we have people come from all over to view the leaves changing colors
Mismagius: for just the reason you stated, our old history with witchcraft
new one
>>28767274
Italy
>>28767356
Vatican.
>>28767342
New York?
>>28767342
germany?
>gassing the jews
>>28767371
Israel?
>>28767380
nope, but close
>>28767391
>probopass sitting all concerned in the middle of everyone
KEK
but naw sorry, it's in murrica
>>28767380
>Vatican.
I get arceus and mew as gods
hypno as rapist
kyurem as trinity
but bisharp and zoroark?
Bet you guys can't get it.
>>28767423
bisharp cause of bishops, zoroarks for the cardinals?
hypno's just the child molesters
>>28767274
Vatican City?
>>28767423
Kyurem can also be viewed as what was left behind when the church split.
>>28767442
Thailand?
>>28767442
>male gardevoir
BRAAAAASIIIIIILLLLLL LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAAA
if it weren't for that i would've guessed florida
>>28767484
Nope
Any guesses?
Some of 'em are a bit abstract, but all make some sort sense in their own way, I think
>>28767416
New Jersey? I'm not good with the USA NE
>>28767521
you got it
Lopunny
Octillery
Noibat
Drowzee
Omanyte
Noctowl
two of them are a little bit farfetched
>>28767573
usa
>>28767485
But where in Florida?
>>28767517
Netherlands?
With groudon expanding the land?
>>28765060
I know this was Canada because I was thinking of using most of the same mons.
>>28765382
>without Feraligatr, a fucking É o Tchan dancer mon
guess the state
>>28767581
Poland or Russia
>>28767605
Winner!
Garbodar
Swalot
Braviary
Machamp
Munchlax
Jynx
This is my 'state' (in my country they are not called states)
>>28767601
I don't know enough cities, so just gonna try my luck with Miami?
>>28767643
Looks like its in the Northeast. Someone else already did Mass, so Maine?
>>28767764
ayy you got it
>>28765179
Italy That Marco Polo place with pigeons
>>28766787
>Mandibuzz
I considered it but vultures and condors are somewhat different. That's where Skarmory comes in.
>Jynx
Rochas? Didn't think of that.
>Taurus
Milktank covered that.
>Rapidash
Horses are common as fuck. I tried to go for something more specific.
>>28764793
[Star Spangled Banner plays in the distance]
>>28767678
USA
>Full of Trash
>eating a lot
>Bald eagle
>wish you were stronk
>fatasses
>niggers
>>28764837
Puerto Rico?
>>28767655
>Poland
yup
>>28767699
Correct
>>28767581
>electrode because of the colours
Tentacruel
Wingull
Tauros
Pidove
...
WTF I hate my country now
>>28764734
Wales has farfetched, its a joke with a leek just like us.
>>28766639
Brazil
>>28765060
>Bibarel
>can't be anything but canada
>>28765495
ISRAEL
>>28765063
>>Heatmor
Heatmor is a fucking anteater, you dumb shitskin. Sandslash would've been a better option.
>tfw amerifats can't guess any fucking country so they want to start guessing states from their country
>>28767009
Virginia
>>28765071
>Crobat
>Palossand
porque?
>>28767274
Antarctica
>>28765179
This isn't a turkey, you know. It's a fucking pidgeon. Paloma. Dumb chicanos.
>>28765299
>Persian
Cougar. That makes it North America. So either USA or Canada.
>Ice Vulpix
Canada.
Probably not as obvious as I wanted it to be.
>>28765400
There's no jaguar Pokemon.
>>28765179
Poland perhaps?
>>28765411
>Braviary
Spaniards are dumb.
>>28765425
This could be any country, please be more specific.
>>28765606
This is any country that has placental mammals, ffs.
>>28764935
Uh, why Conkeldurr?
>>28769068
New Zealand
>doduo
moa
>mareep
lamb and wool industry
>gen5 voltorb
no idea
>miltank
dairy industry
>hariyama
maori
>snorlax
too many fucking fatties
>>28765822
>Spain also has volcanoes.
No. You mean Greece.
>>28766142
>tiger
>polar bear
Russia? Impossible imo
>>28766360
Borneo. Orangutans and tapirs.
U.S.A. mons:
Braviary
Blastoise
Hitmonchan
Scrafty
Slaking
Stoutland
>>28766639
South America in general, really.
>>28769141
I wanted to find a fat Mega Evo but there was none, Snorlax is Kim Dotcom.
I also just know shrooms are fucking easy to find here.
>>28767066
What a fucking boring country, kill yourself.
>>28766630
I'd like to meet his tailor
>>28764915
me american.
me understand.
do not worry silly brit.
>>28767581
>Lycanroc
because of the Witcher ? Now I want Lycanroc in my team.
>>28765411
If this is spain, shellder would be a better choice than ursaring
>>28765071
I think some water pokemon would fit better than crobat compañero
>>28765386
Newfoundland
>>28764734
Maybe I should've added Remoraid. Or perhaps Loppunny.
>>28769595
Fiji?
>>28769595
american samoa?
>>28767517
>>28767605
I like the idea of Groudon expanding the land, but it does need more water mons though. Maybe a Gastrodon?
>>28767517
>Do Netherlands even have any coconut tre-
Then I remember you probably means that there's a lot of tall people there. Clever.