GODDAMMIT I HATE THIS FUCKING FAGGOT IF YOU DON'T HAVE A

>Golduck used Scald

>>28763900
Calm down, Kyogre.

>>28763913
golduck is fucking garbage though

>>28763931
thats the point

>psyduck used water blast
ez

>>28763900
Just get Sunflora kek, for the sole purpose of getting this fucker killed.

Just get your own CressDon core with Skill Swap, what's so difficult about that ?_?

>Garchomp used Earthquake
ezpz

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Hmm, if only there was a pokemon that resists one if its STABs and is immune to the other, while also having super-effective STAB, reliable recovery and access to Defog...

>>28763900
>>28763990
Or, you know, just switch in your own Kyogre, Lugia, or Arceus (Water, Ground, or Dragon) and you're fine?

Giratina-O and Landorus can also do well, as well as your own Groudon and Lati twins.

>>28763900
>Rayquaza used surf

>>28763900
inb4 le copypasta maymay

>>28763900
Preach, anon.

>>28764038
GARCHOMP IS STILL BETTER

>>28764080
>doesn't even resist ground

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>>28764044
>using legendaries on your team

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>>28764038
Never forget.

>>28764044
Yea but Solar Power Sunflora would make short work of Groundon and that would be way funnier.

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>>28763931
Why would you disrespect literally me in this way?

>>28764023
With that defense stat?

Would a garchomp with EQ even OHKO?

>>28766038
P-Don has 160 Defense. In no universe would that happen. Plus, Ground can simply spam Solar Beam on Garchomp since it's neutral to Grass.

>>28763900
Allow me to introduce you this Fug set

Rayquaza @ Choice Band
Ability: Air Lock
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Dragon Ascent
- Earthquake/Waterfall
- V-create
- Extreme Speed

Outspeeds all variants and kills it with waterfall

>>28763900

This is what you get for not playing OU :^)

>>28766038
Unless the PDon is fully invested into HP and Phys Def, Garchomp 2HKOs with EQ. PDon can't OHKO it either even with maximum offense.

>>28766135
>water
?

>>28764038
funny that despite getting shit on all the time, it's a legitimate answer to just pdon

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>>28764101
>OP talks about Groudon "sweeping your entire team".
>Gives appropriate tier-based counters to said Pokemon.
>Complains about legendaries.

Somebody is the ignorant mark who doesn't get that legendary =/= good.

I'll extend with your pretense, though; you can use Flygon / MegaMence and basically do the same thing.

>>28766198
Too bad you can't do much with Garchomp in ubers

>>28764044
>Groudon used Stone Edge!
>Groudon used Precipice Blades!

The reason PG is so stupid is because most of his switch-ins get fucked up if he hits them with the right move because of his sheer power. It requires niche stuff like not Mega-Evolving Fug so you can keep Sky Lock and kill him with Waterfall or weird shit like that, which hampers most Ubers teams.

It's definitely a fucking monster, by far the most powerful thing in Ubers with Xerneas being the only other thing even close. Giratina-O can generally beat it 1v1 though, you resist fire and you're immune to Earthquake. It doesn't take draco meteors or repeated hits from Shadow Ball particularly well if you invest in special attack, or you could Toxic it if you want.. Unless you only switch in after it's already at +2 you should win, and even in that case it's reliant on Stone Edge rolls, or having to run Dragon Claw, which is pretty rare.

>>28766113

Why the fuck would you use solar beam when you can just hit it with STAB Earthquake or Precipice Blades

>>28766204
>Air Lock

>>28766204
Air lock removes all weather effects you dense motherfucker

>>28766204
Do you know what air lock does?

>>28763913
>The Water-type attack evaporated in the harsh sunlight!
Oh I'm laffin

>>28766204
>>28766316

Air lock nullifies it, so does cloud Nine. All weather effects include that.

I run a gastrodon lickilicky core on my VGC team to fuck all Primals and mega fuck at the same time. OP, AV Lickilicky, Golduck, rayquaza and flygon are your best answers in singles. You can also run an skill swaper or worry seeder, even Gastro acid would do. Any flying/levitating dragon can be a soft check, also Intimidate.

>>28766242
Rayquaza checks both Pdon and Xerneas, both gets killed with SR up and both are forced out, if a single mon checks two S ranks then I think it doesn't hamper a team at all.

>>28766316
>not knowing what cloud nine is
Oh I'm laffin

>>28763913

>252+ SpA Life Orb Golduck Scald vs. 104 HP / 96 SpD Groudon: 296-351 (80.6 - 95.6%)

uh anon....

>>28766377

lol

I bet Surf isn't guaranteed to do the job either. You'd have to risk Hydro Pump.

>>28766377
>252+ SpA Life Orb Golduck Scald vs. 252 HP / 252+ SpD Primal Groudon: 468-551 (115.8 - 136.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO
FTFY

>>28766330
i'm glad you mentioned lickilicky, its something i feel people seriously sleep on when it comes to checking weather threats

>>28766377
>>28766451
I am confuse

>>28766478
First calc is on the regular Groudon, second is on a Primal

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>>28763900
Hi

>>28766451
yeah let me waste a slot on my team for a fucking life orb golduck just in i see literally 1 pokemon on my opponent's team
good strats

>>28766451
>>28766377

Now we just have to ask if Pdon can outspeed and OHKO golduck.

>>28766537
Or just use one of the many other options that can take it down

>>28766478

primal groudon adds fire, and therefore is weaker to water.

>>28763900
Soak and GigaDrain.

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>>28766570
Exactly.

>>28766519
>still risks burn by lava plume
>takes serious damage from precipice blades
its not a terrible check but you can still do better

>>28766548
the biggest problem is that its performance is deplorable the moment pdon is KO'd, on the off chance it does manage to do this

>>28766628
Garchomp isn't the best counter, but I run him on my team anyway and he never has much trouble taking down a Primal Groudon

>>28766548
It's Golducks 85 vs. PDon's 90 base speed.
>252 Atk Primal Groudon Earthquake vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Golduck: 256-303 (85 - 100.6%) -- 6.3% chance to OHKO
>252+ Atk Primal Groudon Earthquake vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Golduck: 282-333 (93.6 - 110.6%) -- 62.5% chance to OHKO
>252 Atk Primal Groudon Precipice Blades vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Golduck: 307-363 (101.9 - 120.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Calcs are for 1v1. Taking damage spread into consideration, it probably can't.

>>28763900
>legendaries
>being used in battle
That's why you're supposed to make friends, anon. Not play with 12-year-old strangers.

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>>28763900
A Heatran with Air Balloon is a perfect counter to this Red nigger.

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>>28766772
Kek.