A wild 'Torterrorist' has appeared!
What will trainer do?
>FIGHT
>BAG
>POKEMON
>RUN
>>28690766
>Pokemon
(I'm fairly certain I have something with "Damp")
>DROP 100 TONS OF DEMOCRACY
>>28690766
Well, you can't run from terrorism because MUH FREEDOM, and women and Pokemon are useless.
The only option is to fight. Good thing my country allows me to stock up on enough guns and ammo to outfit a third world country. God Bless.
>>28690766
>discount turtonator.jpg
>>28690766
I choose the fifth option.
>TELL /pol/ TO GO BACK TO /pol/
>>28690797
Only Pokemon you have with Damp is this guy.
>Choose Ludicolo?
>>28690766
>A wild Torterrorist appeared!
>Go! Braviary!
>Braviary used Brave Bird!
>Braviary is hurt by recoil!
>The wild Torterrorist used Self-Destruct!
>The wild Torterrorist fainted!
>Braviary fainted!
>>28691186
>Infidel Trainer also exploded
>RIP
>>28690766
gengar walls ahmeds
>>28690766
>Go! [Insert Ghost Type Pokemon Here]!
>The wild 'Terrorist' fled!
>America gained 1,000,000 experience