You have 10 minutes to name ONE (1) pokémon who could defeat

You know damn well Spagetti Time McGuirk is untouchable.

I literally can't

>>28670044
Literally all of them. He'd swing wildly and carelessly and eventually sudoku himself.

Not even Machamp could compete with full power McGuirk's pecs

>>28670672
DELET THIS BLASPHEMY

>>28670044
UPN may have been a nigger channel but they were smart enough to can this kindergarten tryhard schlock 5 episodes in.

Any Pokémon with a type advantage against Fighting types.

>>28670044
How would Citizen Snips at full power fare?

>>28670044
That Jewish knight from Kalos E4.

>>28671447
It's 4 seasons long though.

>>28671697
It continued on [as].

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virgil

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Brendan, I've noticed over the past couple of days you and May have been avoiding each other. What happened?
>Oh, nothing.
Nothing huh. Well it didn't look like nothing when the both of you walked off opposite sides of Route 102. Tell me what happened?
>Well a few days ago May and I met a new girl out a-
Wait wait wait. New girl? No new families have moved into Littleroot, Oldale, Petalburg, or even Rustburo in the past couple of months.
>Yeah I know, we found her wondering the beach outside of Petalburg. She was friendly but not talkative, and we played with our Pokémon for a few hours.
Okay. What happened with this new girl that caused you and May to avoid each other?
>May and I were training in Petalburg Woods and the girl found us. We said hi and she came up to me and kissed me on the cheek.
Huh huh huuh. So May's jealous that you got yourself a girlfriend.
>No it's not that Steven.
Well what is it then? You've been avoiding May too, so you must have feelings for this girl.
>Well she is very pretty, she wears a bright red summer dress and has auburn hair that almost mat-

>>28671740
I didn't know Virgil was a pokemon

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AUBURN HAIR!!!
Brendan promise me you'll never go near that girl again!
>What? Why? What's the pro-
PROMISE!!!
>Alright, alright, I promise jeez.
Ugh, sorry about that Brendan. But you to know that girl you kids met is probably a Latias. Being quiet, being friendly, being flirty, and having auburn hair are all dead giveaways. The best advice I can give to you is to avoid all auburn/red haired girls, even if you're sure they're human. You may think to yourself, "Hey if I cozy up to this Latias she'll let me capture her and I'll have an OP legendary to pewn noobs," or whatever you kids say nowadays. But Latiases are nothing but a bunch of harpies. They don't want to battle, they just want to touch you everywhere Brendan. They spam Internet threads with their selfies, porn, cropped porn. If you aren't careful you might one night go to a strip club in Lilycove with your boys, and bring back home one of the girls. Then the next morning you'll wake up with a dragon/bird/plane in your bed. You may think it's cute and all fun, but in a week she'll leave you to chase any Latios that isn't her brother. Then you'll be forced by the government, damn bastards, to hand over half of your Champion salary in egg support. Do you want that Brendan?
>N-no sir.
Good. Now go tell May what I said to you. But hold the part about you liking that Latias....and what happen-, WILL, will happen to you if you don't stay away from red heads. Got it?
>Got it.
Good. Now get out of here.

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>>28671740
beep beep new reaction image

>>28670044
Arceus.

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>>28670044
>>28671745
>>28671778
So Latias

>>28670044
>Arceus

>>28671778
I'm surprised there was never a McGuirk about Zinnia