Quick, think of a Pokemon! That Pokemon is now your spouse.[/spouse]

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>>28634841
[/spouse] LOL
Caterpie though, not sure what to make of that.

>>28634841
pangoro, every night

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kill me

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>>28634841
Goddamn it. At least I get fresh eggs for breakfast every morning.

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At least she can shapeshift

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>>28634864
>[/spouse]

what a fool I have been

>>28634906
>wanting her to shape shift
>not banging her in her normal form

>>28634936
she's so big though her vagina is probably big too

>>28635363
4'07" is big?

>>28635363
>She's so big though
For you

>>28635405
If you take into consideration the proportions of her anatomy

>>28634841
greninja

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>>28634841
I'm fine.
She got a cute younger tutu sister and pyjama brother too.

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>>28634841
>[/spouse]
kek
>>28634900
only correct answer

>>28635426
she's still not that big compared to a human. If you're referring to the vagina part then there's no guarantee she even has one

>>28634841
GOD DAMNIT I COULD ONLY THINK OF WEEPINBELL

>>28635530
This is a fair point

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>Deoxys Speed
He's never mows the lawn, washes the dishes, cleans the house, or does anything and he sticks his tentacle arm in my butt, the worst spouse ever.

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>>28635546
mazel tov. anon, enjoy the honeymoon

>>28635530
Well it's female, it most likely has a pussy.

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>>28634841
Ditto, i think im gonna be ok.

>>28635604
Apparently there's a NSFW version somewhere, and I NEED to see it

>>28634841
I thought of male Braixen because nine times out of ten the spoiler line is about sex or implying sex.
I don't even want a spouse.

>Luxray

no more electricity bill

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>>28636188
There is? I need it. I'm not even a vorefag but this gif alludes me.

>>28636188
I looked up the author's pixiv page and I didn't find any nsfw version.

>>28635421
Lotta loyalty for a hired pokenovice

>machamp

Uh...I want a divorce

>>28636430
I'll take him off your hands.

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>>28634841
>Zubat
She's cute atleast, maybe i can even evolve her into a crobat

>>28636326
It's a patreon-exclusive reward

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>>28634841
Not bad.

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Woobat, at least it gives good succ.

>>28636503
Is it tied to a teir or can any one dollar fuckboi get hold of it?

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>>28634841
Meloetta

>audino
ayy lmao

>>28634936
>>28634906
Reminder that latias doesn't shapeshift. She uses her feathers like a TV screen and projects a human overlay over her body. The thing you wll physically interact with will still be her default body.

>>28635426
Most animals actually have genitals much smaller, proportionally, than humans.

>>28640907
>Most animals actually have genitals much smaller, proportionally, than humans.
This is completely false.

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No, Tyranitar is supposed to be my bro, not my wife!

>>28640957
Even horses aren't particularly much bigger than humans, proportionately.

https://randompokemon.com/

To make things more interesting. My spouse is Goomy I guess.

>>28634841
>Jynx

Nice.

Mega absol how does she even do anything but sleep and eat

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We gon have lots of kinky BDSM shit

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>aegislash

would fug though

>>28642160

Be careful not to cut yourself with that edge.

hhehehe I couldn't helpit

>>28634841
>Typhlosion
But his dick is all hot and pointy...

>>28640988
Bromance to the next level?

>>28637964
WOOBAT IS NOT FOR SEXUAL

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>>28634841

I couldn't be happier.

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>>28634841
Not too bad

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I'm so totally okay with this

>>28634841
>Nidorina
Sounds it's like jail time.

>>28634841
Golurk... but they're genderless!

Guess I've got a fighting robot to play megaman with now.

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>wake up in the night
>roll over in bed
>open my eyes
>see this fucking face

Other than that, Gengar would be a fun husbando.

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I always accidentally read the spoiler first and can no longer play this kind of games because I was spoiled the surprise by myself.

Does this happen to anyone else?