I just had a damn weird dream.
A trainer was presented with 3 starter Pokemon.
He chose the table.
The fucking gray metal table that the balls were sitting on.
He even put it in a ball and carried it that way.
In battle he would would get it out of the ball, pick it up and just CHUCK the fucking thing at Pokemon.
*PA-TWANG*
Pidgey fainted.
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This probably sounded way funnier in your head, OP.
I'm so sorry.
I'd pick table. But only if stick was unavailable.
>>28633058
>Not picking Shoe as your starter
>>28633082
Stick wins everytime against shoe, man.
>>28633006
Upvoted.
How do you even manage to have such a logical dream?
Last night I had a dream where I was in some sort of competition on a river and I won a fucking monkey fetus.