I sexually Identify as an Aggron. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed

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2016-09-17 11:45:52 Post No. 28585751
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Anonymous 2016-09-17 11:45:52 Post No. 28585751 [Report]

I sexually Identify as an Aggron. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of claiming an entire mountain as my own and mercilessly beat up anyone that violates it. People say to me that a person being an Aggron is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install steel plates, horns and a tail on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Aggron” and respect my right to dig underground for iron and defend my mountain territory. If you can’t accept me you’re a Aggrophobe and need to check your Pokemon privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Anonymous 2016-09-17 11:47:52 Post No.28585765
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what

Anonymous 2016-09-17 11:49:50 Post No.28585777
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Anonymous 2016-09-17 11:49:50 Post No.28585777 [Report]

>>28585751
Follow your dreams anon

Anonymous 2016-09-17 11:50:15 Post No.28585781
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Anonymous 2016-09-17 11:50:15 Post No.28585781 [Report]

>>28585751
>makes a thread about being an Aggron
>doesn't make his name in the thread Aggron

Anonymous 2016-09-17 11:53:58 Post No.28585810
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>>28585751
>Aggron starts with A and ends with ON
>Anon starts with A and ends with ON
We're all Aggrons?!

Anonymous 2016-09-17 11:55:28 Post No.28585821
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Dont forget to plant some trees Aggron.

Anonymous 2016-09-17 11:56:20 Post No.28585831
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>>28585751
Do you also take shits on people's cars?

Anonymous 2016-09-17 11:56:34 Post No.28585832
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Anonymous 2016-09-17 11:56:34 Post No.28585832 [Report]

>>28585751
Would Aggron win in a fight with an Apache Attack Helicopter?

Anonymous 2016-09-17 12:00:10 Post No.28585871
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Anonymous 2016-09-17 12:00:10 Post No.28585871 [Report]

>>28585832
Does the Apache Attack Helicopter have prep time.

Anonymous 2016-09-17 12:07:38 Post No.28585951
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Anonymous 2016-09-17 12:07:38 Post No.28585951 [Report]

>>28585751
~~MASTER I TOOK A SHIT~~

Anonymous 2016-09-17 12:09:49 Post No.28585968
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Anonymous 2016-09-17 12:09:49 Post No.28585968 [Report]

>>28585751
>mercilessly beat up anyone that violates it
even fighting types that live there?
~~will you violate their boipussy in the unlikely event you win against them?~~

Anonymous 2016-09-17 12:10:11 Post No.28585977
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>>28585751
I'm sorry, but unless you have sex in a way aggrons have sex and are attracted to things that aggrons are attracted to, you don't sexually identify as an aggron, you just want to be one.

Anonymous 2016-09-17 12:12:22 Post No.28585999
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