You are the executive who keeps Ash in the anime and forces the writers to make him lose every league while disregarding any previous plot developments and build-ups that would suggest a win.
You're not quite sure how it came to this, but you are now staring down the barrel of this tank cannon. You have one chance to say something that will make the tank stand down and save your life.
What say?
>>28554239
The ref was caught diddling kids and the finals match has to be redone.
Fast check the ratings! There is at least one last thing I could ruin!
>>28554239
>Serena sucks Alains cock and laughs at Ash for losing while doing so.
They'll be so busy crying that I'll be able to escape.
>>28554239
Were making a side anime that features a whole new character as a protagonist that is a male character that dreams of becoming the stronguest mega trainer, it will face ash at the end of its anime series on his last league battle and win
>>28554239
Don't worry, there'll be 3d rotating shots in the new anime tooyou autistic fucks
>>28554239
hail hydra
>>28554239
>"bah weep granah weep nini bong"
>>28554239
"Why Satoshi, when did you learn how to drive a tank? Will you be the one to pull the trigger?"
And then I live because Ash never hits his mark.