You're on a walk with your girl friend and this guy falls

Catch it

Ask him to slap mine

>>28544085
ask h.im to slap my ass too

>>28544109
>>28544110
>>28544114
nicely done reddit

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>>28544085
>implying I have a girlfriend

Kill it by throwing a feather at it.

>>28544085

spot me, skeeter

>>28544085
Wait until night and slap her ass

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calls tapu keku

let him suck the cum from my dickhole with his proboscis

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Mega slap it's ass.
>implying I have a girlfriend.

Notice he has three legs and tell him mine's bigger.

>>28544500
but he has four legs.

>>28544085
>g-gotta catch 'em all...

>>28544548
Size over quantity

>>28544548
Really?
Well, tell him mine's bigger than his 3rd and 4th combined.

Call the cops because roids are illegal in my country

Prepare my girlfriend's funeral because this cock monster has the punch that breaks the scale.

Call the pest control because skeeters are illegal in my country

>>28545216
Totally didn't rip off my comment here >>28544904 faggot don't you have any creativity?

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>>28545264
Say that to my face irl faggot not on the internet and see what happens

>>28544114
>>28544110
>>28544109
>him

>>28544085
Well, my GF would probably be dead right then and there.
So I wouldn't be able to do much.

>>28545264
Call the cops because faggots are illegal in my country

>>28544548
Anon if you look closely you'll notice he only has 3 legs of you catch my drift

>>28544085
https://youtu.be/na7THK30c8g

>grovel on ground
>spot me, skeeter

>>28545492
Oh look, it's an underground dojo keyboard cagefighter. Bet you're real tough bud. Come say that to my face and see what happens

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>>28544085

Thank him, because I didn't have a girlfriend before.

find a really big flyswatter

>>28544272
THIS

>>28544085
Kill it with Raid and keep on my merry way

>>28544085
Is it safe to assume anyone that likes this thing is a barafag?

>>28544085
Talonflame! I choose you!

>>28546050
>UB-02 used Accel Rock!

>>28544085
Pick up my girl friend's remains

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>>28544085

Like a boss.

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>>28544085
I pic related his ass.

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>>28544085

Send Tapu Koko at that fool.

>>28546305
>it missed!

>>28544085
Reset the universe with Dialga.

>>28544085
I summon my Ultimate Blue Eyes White Dragon.

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>>28544085
Swouce on up and slap him on the ass

>>28546929
>youtube poop

Disgusting faggot. Go back to /co/ or /v/.

>>28546771
You need to fusion summon it

>>28546941
I'm pretty sure I got that image on /vp/ though.

>>28546941
You're a faggot too for knowing where it's from, faggot.

Slap him back, but on his ass chest

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Volcarona's Flame Body!
UB-02 was burned!

>>28547045
>>28547053
Faggots. I bet you like Spongebob just like the /mlp/-browsing Redditors you are.

>>28547235
What's wrong with spongebob?

>>28547308
One of the most cancerous fanbases on the internet, and saying you hate it will prompt 4000 million /v/-tards to scream at you. Thank jesus /a/ hates it.

>>28544085
I tribute three monsters on my side of the field to summon Obelisk the Tormentor and I attack his lifepoint with Fist of Fury. Than I activate Pot of Greed, wich lets me draw two more cards to refresh my hand.

I'm a girl but I help my bf deal with bullies, does that count?

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>>28547324
i think you should kill yourself
just saying

>>28547324
You're not in /a/.

>>28547424
>>28547499
Disgusting faggots who like shilled "LOLSORANDUMB XD SCREAMING IS FUNNY" /co/ and /v/ approved trash.

>>28547324
Fanbase aside the first few seasons of spongebob are pretty solid

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PLOT TWIST:

This guy enters the club and your girlfriend slaps HIS ass. What do you do?

>>28547600
Does he even have an ass?

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>>28547600
wich one? he has like four legs

>>28544097
b-but anon, you can only catch pokemon...

>>28544085
Punch him in the fucking face. Nobody does tgat to my girlfriend but me!

>>28544085
I ask him kindly is this is the born of a new ebin meme

Smell his hot man musk.

>>28544085
He's a big guy

>>28548436
For AG.

>>28548195
She slaps all 4 of them.
One after the other.

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You're in the club with your girlfriend when this thing walks up and slaps your ass. What do you do?

>>28548436
For UB

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>>28544085
I blow him up over a dark eco silo and he falls in

>>28547939
Everyone poops.

>>28549494
How could you feel it. Probably feels like a light breeze.

>>28548222
i call it...... the ultra-beast ball.....
and the next game will be called...... ultra beast monsters.....nippon for yokai watch

HYPER BEAAAAAAM!!!

>>28549737
Unless you are a cucumber. In that case you have anal/oral at the same time with no anus.

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>>28544085
tell him to back the fuck off. this is me btw.

>>28551517
it was a good show

>>28548222
well then that will be the perfect time to learn if ultra beasts are pokemon, if the pokeball has an effect its a pokemon, if no effect then its not a pokemon

>>28547017
Screw the rules i have meme magic

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>Implying any relationship status ever

>>28548222
Then just use a net to catch it, this thing must be on my Pokemon team.