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>Mega Khans
you mean before or after I die to fake-outs?

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Bring out the fire department.

>Wailord
Eh, I don't really like this place anyway.

>>28539106
>Magcargo
The floor is literally lava. Thankfully, I just need to spill some water here and there.

>Pichu
Meh.

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>Pidgeotto

Just shut my fucking window.

Calm Surskit

Should be fine. Just step on them.

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>>28539106
There's nothing I can do, senpai. They're gonna level this place.
I could try and hide, but they'd just sniff me out and Play Rough 'til I'm a shapeless pile of blood and guts.

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ACCEPT THE COLD EMBRACE OF DEATH

>>28539164
Got wailord aswell. Might aswell give up on life

>Gothorita

DOOM FOR ETERNITY

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>>28539106
>Fletchling
They probably don't have enough firepower to burn down a building so I can just barricade my windows and I'll be safe.

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>>28539106
>Ambipoms
>send out an entire team of legendaries
>destroy Australia in the process because I didn't want to get felt up by a whole bunch of sentient monkeys with yaoi hands

>Butterfree
Wow it's fucking nothing

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>victini
brb going to buy some lottery tickets

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Better start writing my will now

>Fug
Fug

>Bisharp

Looks like it's time to go Kamerider.

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>>28539106
>Zygarde
Well, shit.

>>28539325
They'll Poison Powder your ass, anon.

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>>28539106
welp

>>28539106
>arurous

I'll throw some Silverware at it. Or bullets, they're 4x weak to those

>>28539399
What sin did you commit anon?

>>28539106
>An army or Tranpinch
Hm...
Ez

>>28539106
>Dratini
Its freezing cold where I live, so I'm good

>>28539400
Not before I use bug spray

>implying an army of any pokemon isn't enough to nuke a nation

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Looks like it's hunting season.

>>28539460
You should lure one in with food and then make friends with it.

>magikarp
Free fish for a year nice

>Goldeen

That was disappointing.

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>>28539430
N-nothing. I'm sure that they just want some get well cards.

Mudkips

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>ditto
>ditto infiltrate the world as slightly less competent versions of regular people
nothing changes, but i form an elite underground group of ditto-hunters

>>28539106
>qwilfish
Uh, not much. They mostly just die, I think. People will get poisoned, though.

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shiet

>>28539106
>magmar
I guess we're having roasted boobers tonight.

>>28539150
>fire department
>made of water
What the fuck Game Freak

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I don't know, throw a few rocks or something?

>>28539168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDxOhfiFsuc

>>28539106
Landorus Therian

I guess we can use snow cannons...

>>28539106
>Grimer
It'll become a very toxic place.

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Put on a rubber suit and hug some cute sheep!

>shedinja

Setup smogon pebbles, problem solved.

>Litleo
Does this mean their mothers will come too? Either way i'm fucked.

>Yanma

So the plague of locust in Pokemon form? Unless I can use my team, I believe we are screwed.

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I rape, rape, and rape every single one of these. And I'm going to assume the only move they know is Struggle and all are females.

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Get some bug zappers. And Raid.

>>28540733

They're psychic and have telekentic abilities so they'd fuck you up if you tried

>Yveltal
Well, I guess I'm kind of fucked.

>Relicanth
I'm fine.

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EZ

>>28539106
>Pidgeot
we already get tons of gulls, geese and swans over the course of a year, now we just get sand blown in our faces

>>28540848
The OP did not mention what moves they have. I'll assume they don't have any, or simply have something like Calm Mind.

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>>28540848
>dark type

>Zorua (just finish breeding a perfect IV)

adopt all mischief doggos love zorua

>>28541033

They don't need moves to be able to move shit with their mind or whatever

>>28541111
>To use Psychic powers you don't need Psychic powers
Um, okay.

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>>28539106
Im not sure what I could do. My ass is going to the distortion world.

>>28541033
I guess all the fags who rolled legendaries only have to worry about struggle then!

>>28541256
Yup. Unless, of course, they have abilities like Flame Body or have ridiculous Attack stat, which would make Struggle deadly to humans. The Pokemon being huge can also be a problem.

Zoroark.... I'll just wait as they slowly replace everyone I ever knew.

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An entire army of flying grim reapers.

This is fine.

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OH SHIT

>Eevee

Could be worse.

>Flabebe

I...think we'll be ok.

>>28539106
>Docile Lairon

They probably just want to play and eat one building or two.

>>28539106
>>28539106
>Mega Tyranitar

... Did I move to Syria? Goddammit I knew those refugees were bringing nothing good!

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Well it won't be do hot anymore

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Outside of the possibility of being deaf, it probably won't be that bad.

>>28539106
>Hydreigon
FUCK FUCK FU-
>Relaxed
eh i mean i guess that's not as bad

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>>28539106
Well.
Fuck.

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>>28541207
>>28541497
Just give them a few cupcakes and headpats, you'll be fine

>Ariados

My greatest nightmares could not have prepared me for this moment.

>Army of Accelgors

Just call exterminators.

>Empoleon

Doesn't help that my city is next to a river..

>>28542702
You can't kill ninjas.

>thundurus
Just fuck my shit up yo

>>28542471
now U will understand

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>>28539106
>Rayquaza

>>28542789
>one billion fugs.jpg

Dragonair
I'm straya so I'm already under attack from big snakes

You will learn to FEARow me!

>>28539106
>Shedinja.
Throw rocks at them I guess??

>>28539297
>implying the master Dodrios of Australia wouldn't rekt them
Stay cucked.

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ammmmmmm

>Scolipede
Fuck,I'm not gonna survive a scolipede attack in a small-ass village.

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Here comes the damn potatoes, hide your food

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As long as it can't evolve, I'll just chill. Not even sure what a pupitar army is capable of doing, in a destructive sense.

>>28543325
>Its body is as hard as bedrock. By venting pressurized gas, it can launch itself like a rocket.
Think of a missile rain

>>28539196
It's not that easy. Ever seen the movie birds?

>Ambipom
Well what fixed the Ferguson riots?

>>28539106
>Serperior
Kill it with fire.

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>>28543092
:^)

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It's hunting! season

>glaceon
thank goodness, it was way too hot the last few days

>>28539106
>first hit was Maractus
Oh, no problem. We just need to get some good weaponry and we can take them on. A few people might die though because it's still a friggin pokemon that can do ridiculous shit.

>out of curiosity hit random one more time
>mega steelix
Man I dodged a bullet.

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Australia all over again.

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We're fucked

>>28543831
>>first hit was Maractus
>Oh, no problem. We just need to get some good weaponry and we can take them on. A few people might die though because it's still a friggin pokemon that can do ridiculous shit.
JUST BUILD A WALL

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>>28542807


I got petilil, this is going to be a wonderful time for gardening.

>Weedle

Oh shit. tis is the end.

Can't really imagine a Shuckle attack.
I guess they'd be a nuisance if they came during the farmer's market, but those enterprising fuckers would just sell the juice.

They'd make traffic problems too, I guess?

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I mean, they're sorta dangerous.

It'd really just turn into open season if they weren't ignored completely.

>>28542684
>jesuschristhowhorrifying.jpg

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>>28542789
>Just one could arguably kill most of humanity casually.
>An entire army of them.
Chances are you're not gonna make it, sorry dude.

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>>28539106
>ludisc
Not sure my nose is gonna survive the aftermath.

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>>28539106
We need ultramans

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Cuuute
They can come hang out in my pool since I live in the desert.

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>>28539106
As long as I don't step on one, I'll be fine

Spinda

Sounds about right for Glasgow aye.

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this wont end well

>>28540564
Water + a significant amount of plastic anyway

>relaxed Tirtougas
it's a toitle migration, my town'd be swamped by pokes and tourists who want to watch them

>Gothorita
uh

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>>28539106
>Beldum
>An army of flying psychic dumbbells dive bombing the city

Shit, that's pretty spooky

Hitmonlee, is this really that bad?

Gentle Huntail
Well, there's no water here because we're in a drought. Gourmet eel for days.

>>28551608
they will kick everyone's asses

Chimchar, the planet of the small fire apes

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>>28539106
just wait it out i guess...

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>>28539106
>Jynx
Niggas in Paris

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Iam fucked

>Binacle in Miami
Even in Miami where it rains a lot, I doubt these guys will be much of a concern.

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Quickly kill them before they can multiply.

>>28539106
>Kyogre
The only option is get the fuck out of there.

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Poland terrorists?

I'm not afraid afterall.

>wynaut
So long as we don't touch them, they can't touch us.. or not spill any water .

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I am suprisingly OK with this.

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>Aggron

Just use a hose

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A few guns and we'll be alright

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>>28539106
Light up the grills boys.

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>>28551762
Same here.

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>>28539106
Grab everyone I can find, and we all make flamethrowers, napalm, and moltovs and go to work. I got lucky, a first stage grass type.

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I think we'll be okay
>>28552666
Nice job Satan.

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Might as well kill myself.

>Mime Jr.
Just send a bunch of people to perform some banal task in front of it and it will be too busy mimicking them to do any damage.

>Chandelure
Fucking spooky
Throw them some water i guess
Humans are normal-type, right?

>mega salamence
Well I for one welcome my new draconic overlords

>>28554181
Some might be Fighting.

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>Shellos
Time to pour salt outside the town and watch them disintegrate.

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But I thought Golurks like people

>Probopass

Fire up the ovens, it's worked before.

>>28539106
>Chespin.

Welp, this'll be easy. [Pulls out flamethrower]

test

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IT'S A PHANPEDE

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>>28539106
top kek

Testing

>>28539106
Hasty Treeckos

*unzips*

>>28540617

Just another day in Wales.

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>Dunsparce

That would actually be pretty kawaii, desu.

>>28539106
>Mewtwo

Turn on The Iron Giant on every screen in The Cities.

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>>28539106
>Kyogre Primal
Who else /livesinAtlantis/ here?

>Exeggucte
No one is safe