I kinda feel like this scene was intended for UB-02 A ONLY and

think about it, though

you see this floaty, silky, vaguely woman-shaped cosmic being drift down from the sky and expect something mystical, then it just screams bloody murder and blitzes you like a spider monkey

>>28535587
More like blitzes my cock. Stop trying to make an anorexic roach who's power is giving you a boner threatening, it's just not.

How are we supposed to take a fucking cockroach seriously as a villain?

Moonfags got cucked hard

>>28535515
Beauty is fast as fuck and likely capable of killing you before you can even think. Just coz she looks skinny versus expansion doesn't mean she isn't also really powerful.

>>28535604

finna be the first nigga to catch space syphillis

>>28535624
>Auto-Attract ability that works regardless of gender
>have to rely on the RNG to beat it
Whitney's Miltank 2.0 sounds pretty threatening.

>>28535687
Not when I don't care how hard it is if I'm too busy fapping to it. That's less threatening and more along the lines of "I'll need two hands for this".

I want to fuck Beauty.

Based M version is all about that fursevice.

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It's kind of hilarious side-by-side.

>>28535783
>Absorption: "I'm gonna fuck you up!"
>Beauty: "H-hello?"

Kek

>>28535687
>Implying you won't have access to oblivious mons by this point in the game.

>>28535783
It looks like Sun is canon version

I'm suppose to believe that skinny thing creates a dust cloud when landing?

>>28535687
Is there and indication that's its ability?

Ho-oh still doesn't have 7 colors so it's not like we can take descriptions seriously

>>28535515
I think this scene was the intro scene to their battle.

I think right after where the video ends, there will be another cutscene specifically for each ub 02.

>>28535834
Look at the ground too.

>>28535604
>>28535700
>>28535794
>Its narrow, graceful legs allow it to accelerate with such explosive speed that people claim it can dodge lightning!
>Explosive speed
You're too busy fapping and she's already torn your skull off.

I really dont care about the UBs. I wish they play a really small role in the story/game. Everything else is fucking stellar, but those UBs just break the harmony for me

>>28535861
More like she can do the fastest footjob ever, even better of a fucktoy.

>>28535515
Agree.

>>28535880

real talk I know where we are, but all bullshit aside, do you actually get turned on by the cockroach

no judgement, I'm legit curious. I'm doing a study on people who want to fuck cartoon monsters. is monsterphile an offensive term for you guys

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>>28535869

They are threat to Pokémon and Human.

>>28535984
I get turned on by humanoid creatures with feminine characteristics and intelligence

If it was a normal cockroach that grew to 6 feet I'd be grossed out

>>28536032

ahh gotcha. so human-ish in that it's maybe smart enough to do taxes, definitely not a person, but not full on national geographic

>>28535984
(Not the same guy) I'm more turned on by the fact that she's a monster that could overpower me.
I want to be defiled and raped by a female monster.

>>28536100
>not wanting consensual loving sex with your monster waifu

You make me sick

>>28536126
I can't help my fetishes friend

>>28536022
That has nothing to do with what he said, fuck OFF Richard.

>>28535515
>but B looks like it would take over a town with its charms and hide in a building with mind controlled people blocking the entrance only for you to somehow lure them away and confront it.

You sayin' that female-presenting humanoids can't start fights, BUB?

>>28535515
Wait, are those non-Pokemon characters taking part in a Pokemon battle?

To all the fags thinking they're intelligent and all, explain why is their battle not a cutscene or something else?

>>28536250
>Wait, are those non-Pokemon characters taking part in a Pokemon battle?
you can catch them. They're parallel Pokemon, bizarro Pokemon, but they're catchable and battleable

>>28536250

This is showing a cutscene not a battle are you retarded or blind or both?

I prefer Absorption, but I know for sure even though Beauty is thin as a wisp it could probably behead you in an instant. I mean it has to be able to fight Tapu Koko, and even with insane speed, it has to have the strength to knock Tapu Koko around.

>>28536343
Yes, a cutscene of a non-Pokemon using a Pokemon move. U can't wait to drink your tears.

I think that what they're going for absorption is sturdy enough to tank the hits and deal damage with its sucker and gains, whereas beauty has its whole attract rng gimmick and its speedy enough to dodge coco puff's electric attacks.
Kinda opposites of what you'd expect from what UB02 is based on. Mosquito's are usually depicted as frail and roaches are usually a sign of uncleanliness/ ugliness.

>>28536399
>coco puff
I have to admit, this caught me off guard

>>28536386
What pokemon move do they use?

>>28536670
Punch

test

>>28536331
>you can catch them
no you cant

>>28536975
Pruvit

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>>28535984
>>28536032
>>28536399
I feel the need to state that UB-02 Beauty is probably a Copepod and not a cockroach.
[...]"copepods have extremely fast escape responses when a predator is sensed and can jump with high speed over a few millimetres."
See also: picture

>>28537304
That thing is even in the same pose as UB-02, wow.

>>28537304
oh shit it's a parasite too, that's cool

>>28535515
wtf I hate moon now

>>28535687
Hopefully there are mons without gender that can be acquired early. Maybe the Tapus, being legendary, lack it?

>want to get moon
>superior ultra beef is exclusive to sun
>no other exclusives mentioned yet

God dammit fuck fuck fuck fuck

>>28535869
You'll eat your words when they're the big bads for most of the game and 90% of the post game centers around catching them.

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>>28541146
Beauty looks way cooler than beef roach

Moon is still the superior version

>>28535515
>>28535604
>>28535624
>>28535700
>>28535772
>>28535794
>>28535834
and more are autistic

>>28541146
Isn't Yungoos exclusive to Sun and Rattata to Moon?

>>28541243
Only the totem versions.

>>28541243
The Totem Battles between Gumshoos/Alolan Raticate are, not the Pokemon themselves.

>>28535848
Most of us are operating under the assumption these things (*might*) not have traditional stats/abilities anyway. If we're lucky, UBs will function like RPG enemies in that they do things by virtue of "thats what it does" rather than because X.
Like, its not immune to Electric because it has Lightningrod or a Ground type, it just dodges it. And Charm ignores gender. Etc.

Thats what I hope, at least.

>>28541186
Waifu shitter detected
Opinion discarded.

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>>28537304

Nope. It's a cockroach, plain and simple. The Japanese always depict cockroaches with that kind of silhouette (overlapped wings + sloping antennae), and universally every time a cockroach-based character is introduced they always play up its speed to ridiculous levels.

I'm glad I'm not only one who thinks this.

Beauty looks out of place in that particular cutscene. It seriously looks like that scene was made specifically for Absorption, which makes me super happy as someone who's getting Sun.

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>>28537304
>copepods can jump
lol no

also, all of these are copepods

>>28541108
Genderless doesnt actually mean No Gender, it means Gender Unknown in the Pokeverse

>>28535880
what is a footjob and why would it perform one on you when it wants to subjugate you?