The fact that GameFreak added some weird "aliens" on

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>>28515864
Yeah, redeads are pretty scary.

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>Creepy
Shut up faggot

>>28516119
Creepy on the standard of Pokemon, obviously, dear.

>>28515864
News flash, they're not creepy.

>>28515864

I'm so fucking tired of this "think of muh chilluns" attitude.

When I was 8 I already knew about anal sex and our conversations in the recess yards were just the most vulgar things we could come up with.

>>28515864
Kids don't give a shit. You're acting like some 50 yr-old soccer mom. If you remember being a kid, cursing was a thing since elementary school and things of a sexual nature were easy to learn about before middle school. Violence was everywhere, from cartoons to movies.

And it's even faster now because this generation's kids are growing up in the internet age.

>>28515864
You sound like menopause

OP is a pussy.

>>28515864

People like you are the reason why children's entertainment has degraded so significantly over the past decade. It's like everything has to be the equivalent of safety scissors.

>>28515864
Who gives a shit? Why do you even give a shit?

I keep seeing you faggots complain that they should make a "mature" Pokémon game. Now that this comes out, you faggots are complaining that kids might find it "scary". What fuck do you want??

>>28516163
Not at all.

>>28516312
>/vp/ is one person

>>28515864
>UBs
>scary or creepy
Nigga what the hell.

>>28516312
/vp/ wants that Pokeclone that came out not too long ago where all the monsters look like Pachirisu dolls.

>>28515864
>muh children
Fuck off. This isn't scary at all and you're a retard if you think it is.

>>28515864
They're only creepy if you know where they take inspiration from, to your average kid they'll just seem like generic wacky monsters.

>>28517317
This. The average child may not realize that UB-02 Expansion is pumped full of blood for example.

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>>28516235
>When I was 8 I already knew about anal sex
Did you guys practice for girls?

>>28517357
Or that spelling UB01's true name would disintegrate your vocal cord and reduce your brain to a bloody pulp.

>>28517394
We'd practice receiving.

>>28516119
>>28516163
It's practically a SpongeBob jellyfish.

>>28517413
Lewd

>>28517229
he didnt say that

>>28515864
You're underestimating the kids nowadays.

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Not just the aliens but this thing too, some weird creature made of body parts of other mons, even parts of God. Why the fuck is Game Freak trying to teach kids we have to kill God and make some antichrist chimera?

>>28519029
Nothing about Type: Null's creation will be portrayed as positive. It looks like you're going to be helping God fight back instead of joining this thing's side anyway.

No. They're just Ultra Beast.

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Kirby is a kids game and is full of creepy stuff.

They didn't fuck up and all classic children's entertainment contains scary parts, since fairy tales.

They're not scary at all. Unless you think cartoony jellyfish and Ben 10 aliens are scary.

>>28516235
What the fuck, were you molested as a kid or something?

>>28516235
>When I was 8 I already knew about anal sex

If you think this is normal knowledge for an 8 year old to have you should seek help

How are cool aliens scarier than graveyards and ghosts?

>>28515864
The kept the UBs childish enough that they won't be causing any nightmares. The art style just won't let it happen.

>>28522194
That's pretty normal knowledge around that time, man. They aren't serious conversations and they'll still giggle at the word "penis," but children know what sex is at that age.

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>>28519029

why would you NOT want the games to get a little darker?

>>28515864
They fucked up in that kids who want to use the UBs on their teams won't be able to and their favorite designs/potential bros will be gone forever.

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Stumbling into the graveyard and freaking the fuck out when running into the Redeads is one of my fondest memories of playing OoT as a kid.

>>28515864
Have you ever read any of the ghost pokémon description on the pokedex? That stuff isn't for children.

>>28515864
Being traumatized is part of growing up.

>>28515864
But OP while they are evil aliens their design is not scary at all and it is suited for a pokemon game. Stop being such a soccermom

>>28525994
This. I don't remember a lot of OoT, but I remember the entirety of the Shadow Temple, and the related shit like I did it yesterday.
"Scary" can be really fucking memorable, in a good way. Making enemies that you just don't want to fight, and just "nope" away from is fantastic.

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This is more likely to give kids nightmares than the Ultra Beasts.

>>28515864
Don't worry. Ultra Beasts with cartoony muscular mosquito bodies aren't going to do anything that killing all of the sandniggers their heart could possibly desire in the FPS of the season hasn't already done away with.

>>28522285
Most don't aside from some vague ideas.

You probably had some friends that got molested or saw their parents/porn when they shouldn't have.