https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/28298016/#28299346
well done vp
So what do you want
>>28491074
Everyone is too busy making shit up. If I wore a tin foil hat, i'd flat out call it "disinformation". Cuz, it does feel like people are trying their hardest to direct attention from real info with their fake shit.
>>28491074
I like they made a lillie's mom/hyper space reference the same day the trailer came out.
wait who is lillieĀ“s mom again?
Titty mc tits?
>>28491074
Okay guish better screencap this or imma eat shit.
Both UB-02 forms are game exclusives.
>>28491257
Lusamine.
>>28491074
An infinite workforce of monkeys typing on a typewriter will eventually type out all the works of Shakespeare.
>>28491238
Same day a trailer came out BEFORE the trailer came was put up
>>28491074
Assuming this isn't just a coincidence and one of the "leakers" accidentally got something right, do you know how many fake leaks are posted on this board every day? Why was anyone supposed to trust this leak more than he others?
>>28491074
Who cares?We know that stuff already.
>>28491074
Congratz, /vp/. You got the Chinese Riddler's attention. He reposted this leak and some others here:
http://tieba.baidu.com/p/4780646955
He said that there is a reason he reposted these leaks, but stressed that they do not represent his positions. I am guessing that some of them are true.
>>28491283
This
Million fame leakers, one will get sth right sooner or later.
>>28492112
I knew it looked familiar ! Saw this in a previous post, wasn't treated seriously, but apparently it might have importance.
>>28492112
>UBs are the true enemies
I'm confused. How are aliens the real enemies? Can they speak? What do they do?
>>28492310
they probably just want to destroy the poke universe for no real reason, like any extra dimensional antagonist
>>28492356
But that's weird. Normally in pokemon the antagonist has actual reasons, well explained in the gameplay, to act that way. "Aliens fucking shit up" would be a change from this.
>>28491283
bullshit
infinite isn't all-encompassing
>>28492112
I also found it hilarious that many of our "leaks" managed to spread all the way over to China. I wonder if there is anyone from there lurking around now?
>>28492112
>>28492305
>water/dragon dolphin evo
Even dolphins get to be dragons
>>28492387
Maybe Aether have reasons for summoning them, but lose control because these things are not intelligent and just indiscriminately rampage through the world.
>>28492112
>>28492305
>UBs aren't catchable.
Don't do me like this. I fucking hate that uncatchable boss shit from Yokai Watch.
They're gonna make Friend Mode tier looking versions that suck in comparison won't they? If any, I mean.
>>28492569
Why would you want them to be Pokemon/catchable? I don't understand this desire.
They could have a UB-only battle mode for people who really want to battle with them.
>>28491074
Maybe you people should put down real leaks more often and stop making 5 fake leak threads a day.
There's a reason why Joe said what he said about leaks originating from 4chan.
>>28492569
They'll be uncatchable during story and then in post-game they'll have you figure out how to do it
>>28491074
We already had 3 different threads for it yesterday. We know.
>>28492608
>Why would you want them to be Pokemon/catchable? I don't understand this desire.
Why the fuck not? Why are people so vehenently against the notion of catching monsters all of a sudden.
Especially because it doesn't make sense in universe. So I can't catch Hyperspace Pokemon (as the leaker puts it) but literal PokeGods are a-okay?
I mean at the very least if they aren't catchable they have to be DAMN GOOD boss fights but uh, somehow based on most fights you have in most Pokemon main stories, Im not expecting that.
>>28492648
I want to believe this but I guess I'll just have to wait and see at this point.
>>28492112
My hype is dead
>>28492112
>literally word for word posted from yesterday's thread
>no actual riddles
Es fake
>>28492703
They are positioned so completely differently from Pokemon (from their reveal, to their names, to the term Ultra Beasts, to the designs themselves) that it would be really weird if you could treat them the same as Pokemon (catch them, train them, etc). It is just plain not consistent with what Pokemon is, and these simply being a way to have awesome boss fights makes a lot more sense and complements what Pokemon is more than these just being really weird legendaries or whatever it is you guys want them to be.
>>28492305
>Bounsweet evolves to Grass/Fire
>Wimpod is new Magikarp
please let this be real
>>28492112
I thought he was caught? How the hell is he still around?
>>28492796
He did this same shit with a fake leak from March though.
>>28492112
>>28492305
>>28492878
THAT'S MY POST
Someone to translate chinese? Or he's just translating to chinese my post?
>>28492875
>China
>going after people for leaking commercial shit
He just said that he is stopping his riddle thread "indefinitely".
>>28493023
It is mostly just translating the post to chinese. In the last part he says that there is a reason he is reposting it (he doesn't post rumors unless there is some truth within), but he "can't reveal the reason yet and you shouldn't think so much about it".
He also stressed that they do not represent his positions, so don't jump to conclusions.
>>28492569
They are overpowered to pose a real challenge, like the broken bosses of SMT. If anything they are glorified Pokestar Studio bosses. Expect a Gen 1 remake with Jessie and James using mechas in boss battles to bring down TrAsh and his OP Pikachu.
The difference is that pokemon don't have a method to become Ubers like SMT demons or DQM monsters, so it makes sense for them to not be catchable.
>>28492305
>Marshadow is Ghost/Fighting
I laughed hard at this.
This is so fucking fake it hurts. You'd have to be a gullible retard to believe this.
>>28493086
>They are overpowered to pose a real challenge, like the broken bosses of SMT.
We don't know that. Straight up. All we have for them is flavor text and designs. If in the next trailer we see them in battle pulling off Debilitate + Megidolaon tier fuckery then sure, we can say that. But so far all we know is that they got a fancy name and that's just about it.
>>28493023
so you made it up or what?
>>28493135
okay
>>28493135
Don't let history repeat itself,
you could very well be in the next screencap
>>28493135
If I were to say there were Ghost/Psychic and Water/Fire Legendaries back in 2013, you'd say this was fake too.
>>28493141
I posted >>28489368 gathering Leaker-chan's leaks
>>28492112
>A new pokemon can evolve in Solgaleo or Lunala
Wait.. WTF
>>28492112
Why Golduck and Muk names are blue??
>>28493135
Why is this out of everything else, what makes the leak fake?
>>28493023
Well you might just be the lucky bastard if half of the shit you posted turns out real.
>>28492112
>inb4 this anon is actually Leaker himself
>Just because Lusamine is similar looking means she's Lillie's mom
That body is too young for a mom
>>28492305
>A new pokemon will evolve into Solgaleo and Lunala
Can read this please? https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/27701800/
Go on 10:43:33h. It was written on 08/11/2016, one momth before the revelation of UCs!!!!
>>28491074
I think it's fake and gay
>>28493915
>>28494122
Yep. Ohmori is breaking all the rules.
>>28493137
Appearantly ub02 beuaty can charm any pokeamon regardless of gender.
>>28493966
There is such a thing as petite or small woman ya know.
>>28494189
Breasts size increase during pregnancy
>>28494185
oh boy
>>28494185
>>28491074
I remember that post
>>28493135
screencapping just in case
Don't let to die this thread!
We had too many leaks!
>>28494189
How blind are you? Lusamine is a teenager.
>>28495671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DITbox-obM
Does this mean Lusamine merges with UB02 forming beauty?
>>28495728
>teenagers can be mothers
>therefore a teenager can be the mother of a 12 year old
>>28492305
>Wimpod is the new Magikarp.
Yes
>Same type
YES
>Change ability to Unnerve or Pressure
Pic related.
>>28493966
>that woman looks young so actually is young
you literally know nothing about Japan, right, buddy?
>>28496267
LEAKS HOLY SHIT
>>28496267
Please jump into oncoming traffic immediately.