You are now aware there are people that have died in the last 24 hours waiting for this corocoro leak.
>>28451116
Why couldn't I have been one of them?
Like a billion people die every day get over it
>>28451163
WHY COULDN'T HE BE ONE OF THEM?
>>28451163
Because the world hates you too much to let you die and get your 72 virgins.
>>28451170
Closer to 5 people everyday but nice meme
>>28451180
>only 5 people die every day
Are you retarded?
>>28451223
I said closer to 5 you dipshit
>151,600 people die each day
Hes right, that is closer to 5 than it is 1,000,000,000.
>>28451116
Probably, but that was the least of their worries.
>>28451327
This is blatantly false
>>28451327
Thnx for the assisted blast burn ha.
Gotta weed out these gen 5ers
>>28451258
You're implying that approximately five people die each day, unless you meant 5 billion (which I doubt).
>>28451327
Well fuck, I guess he's righteven though I guarantee that's not what he even meant to begin with, but thanks for helping that anon with his damage control.
>>28452216
its exactly what he meant to begin with because you're young and cant accept that you got trolled and someone over the internet is smarter than you, and effecting your shitty existence where you scourge the web for pokemon leaks in which you create your fantasies of being a pokemon trainer
coz your life is shit and your a virgin
>>28452287
>You're a virgin
Le sex is good and if you don't have it you're a looser meme implied by males it's getting annyoing.
You are now aware that there are people who have died before the marketing success of Pokemon Go and their latest memory was apologizing for the company's E3 flop.
>>28451376
wrong, 151,600 is absolutely closer to 5 than a billion. not an opinion, not up for debate. what a fucking retard!
>>28452461
>Robin Williams died before the release of the new Zelda
>>28452605
There will always be a new Zelda, though... so that was guaranteed. He lived for A Link Between Worlds, Twilight Princess, Skyward Sword, and that stupid 3DS co-op thing nobody liked.
I'm not dead yet, I just haven't eaten since Friday and my diarrhea is black
I'd say I still have a chance to survive until corocoro
>>28452308
But that's just true
>>28452605
>>28452793
>At least one person will die on the day Sun and Moon are released, before they get to play it.
>It might even be you or me.