"Ugh, why is this crab Pokemon not a water type?"

BIG

>>28443118
I like this guy but I hope we get better fighting types this gen

nerd as fuck

What did you just say, PUNK!?

>>28443118
thanks this was totally worthed a thread

>>28443135
god damn it don't fall for it!

>>28443135
MEATY

>>28443159
But anon you fell for it. I just wanted a (you)!

>>28443188
COCK

>>28443188
CLAWS

>is not water because can't swim
>somehow isn't herb type even though it's a coconut, according to op

>>28443241
And I am a banana 'cause I just ate one

>>28443118
This annoys me, It's cool that rockruff and crabrawler don't look like their types, another dimension of variety

and let me fix the OP for you
>It's because it's BASED AS FUCK

>>28443118
>then why is kingler a water type

>>28443118
>googles wth is a coconut crab
HOLY FCUKING CPW HOW DOES THAT THING EVEN EXIST

>>28443826
Coconut crabs are solely terrestrial.
Kingler is very similar to a fiddler crab or a terrestrial crab of the genus Cardisoma, which usually have one claw larger than the other. Conceptually, it is likely based on a king crab.

>>28443826
I think Kingler is supposed to be a Red king crab. they live in the sea.

>>28443913
>solely terrestrial.
>soul
>terrestrial / extraterrestrial

God exist; aliens exist, but they're probably highly evolved in a RELIGIOUS direction (but the RIGHT way, unlike most humans). E.g. no interest in physical beauty, youthful and gentle nature, easily offended by even the slightest curse word, probably don't need physical bodies, accept that there is life after death, can communicate with dead loved ones, don't judge on appearance, don't use money...

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>>28444000

>>28443853

Are you intellectually disabled?

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>>28443241
>herb type

>>28444090
No, I'm just disgusted by any kind of arthropod that exists, incluiding you, fucking cockroach.

>>28443135
For you

>>28443118
i love meaty crab friend

>>28444193
>Scared of bugs

pussy.

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>>28444193
How can you be disgusted by something like this? It's adorbs.

>>28444617
it looks like a cancerous tumour

>>28443148
BIG
M E A T Y
C
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>>28443241

herbs are only the leaf of the plant, spices are anything else

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>>28443204

>>28444617
how fast are they?

if I kick it, will it be capable of chasing me?

I'm more puzzled by it not being bug-type.

>>28444617
he can fucking stay in the trash

>>28444831
I'd be more worried about it grabbing my foot with it's claws when I kick.

>>28444859
>he knows what you will do, and when you will do it
>he knows your family, your friends, all your relations
>he knows when you were born, and when you will die
>he is watching you RIGHT NOW
this creb, man

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>>28443201

>>28444981
>>28444859
>>28444857

He eats coconuts, thats why he's the coconut crab you silly fucks

>>28446307
He eats coconuts to gain strength. There's no better source of nutrients/protien. He's waiting, building his strength and biding his time.

>>28443143
>>28443159
>>28443241
>>28443416
>>28443826
>>28443853
>>28444193
>>28444833
>All these literal fucking children on MY BOARD