The last pokemon you use competitive, will cook a breakfast for

>>28422974
>The last pokemon you use competitive
What did he mean by this?

>>28422984
bad ingles

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>>28422974
>female
oh shit bruh brazilean grill for me

>male shiny Aromatisse

Will probably use very strong smelling ingredients. Not sure on exactly what it will make or the taste.

>>28423145
>male Aromatisse

>>28423163
Yes, and? What's wrong with that?

>>28423163
>Should be %86 female

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>Male Gliscor Toxic Orb

Will probably make me something that will either kill me or make me sick. But he put in so much hard work into making it and I don't want to let my PokeBro down after everything he's done for me. Hhhh choices...

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>>28422974
Learn to speak english, foreignfag.

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>>28422974
My Whimsicott, Dikdik, who took down a Mega Rayqaza through pure will power and rng.

I dont remember the gender but honestly after that I dont think I have a choice.

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>>28422974
>Liepard leaves a dead Deerling on my porch
>get arrested for hunting out of season

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>>28422974
>Serperior with Grass Gem
I've got another thing coming because I don't fuck with vegetables

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>Female Dusknoir
welp

Female Mismagius

Welp, I'm probably gonna have a stomach ache with how this line likes to play tricks.

Female Weavile, can they even cook with those hands?

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>>28424056
neat!

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>Shiny female gardevoir

I think i'm okay with that

Yes i use gardevoir competetive.

>>28423063

>>28424191
Lots of people do, you weird fuck.

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i'll make him some lunch in return i guess
he's a good bro
and wins every match

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Skuntank

>>28424191 gardevoir is just as common in competitive play as Garchomp is-
Derrrr

Well I don't know how a fucking floating ice cream will cook me shit

>Female Shiny Golurk
She is gonna bake an ancient stone cake with her Giant Oven Mitt Hands.

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I dont get the last one thing since I used a team, so here is the whole team:

>female scizor
It will be a weird meal, to say the least, I dont think bugs eat the same things as people, and cooking with claws must be hard

>male alakazam
I expect nothing but the best, it will be an amazing meal given how smart it is.

>porygon-Z
It will flip-out mid cooking and ruin everything, I'd have to hug it for it to feel better

>female gliscor
Between its proportions and its diet, not only wont it be able to cook, but whatever it cooks I'm not touching it.

>male sableye
I'll end up getting served a plate of diamonds and pearls, I might as well pretent to like it for a bit for the little guy, but the second he leavesw I'd steal it.

>female mienshao
I'm guessing it would be a pretty good meal too like with alakazam, but I imagine I'd find a bunch of fur in it.

>Arceus with leftovers

>male Tangrowth
I don't know what to expect

>Chansey
Hallelujah

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>>28426324
>using legendaries competitively

>>28426580
What's wrong with playing in Ubers? you people complain about everything