You have 5 (five) female Team Aqua grunt around you, you don't

>>28412897
Break the cyanide capsule
They aren't taking me alive

>>28412897
I walk away. I have done nothing to antagonize them, they have done nothing to antagonize me. Seriously, what is the question here?

Talk a bit about its fashion style.

Guuuurl, you need some variety.

fuck them

You have 5 (five) actual, real women around you, you DO have you 3DS with you, what do you do?

>>28412897
Join Team Aqua and submit myself to papa Archie.

Force them to get a better hairstyle.

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Sacrifice them

>>28412983
disregard real women, keep playing 3ds.

>>28412983

We do a mini-tournament, of course.

Walk by them.
It's my base too.

>>28412897
Reenact that one porn image with 5 female aqua team grunts. You know the one.

>>28412983
I literally have consensual and sexy sex with all five of them at once. They even let me touch their boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobies.

>>28412897
Throw rocks at them.

>>28413074
The pegging one?

>>28413074
I don't know which one you're talking about.

>>28413109
No, not that one.
>>28413168
The good one.

>>28412897
Tell them I want to join Aqua and become a fellow Aqua grunt

>>28412897
Get brutally murdered by their Pokemon and finally escape this hell of a life by assisted suicide.

>>28412897
Explain the water cycle.

>>28412983
>wait until Ultra High Quality VR exists in the future
>put on VR
>make it look like i'm fucking a Zoroark
>fuck them
>???
>Profit

>>28413109
sauce?

Lick their delicious navels to incapacitate them with ticking

Summon Harambe And End All Of Them

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>>28412983
Wait until they leave and play my Pokemon afterwards. Why, what would you do?

Show them the will of D

Cry because I bought AS and I don't get sweet Magma grunts.

>>28412897
shoot them
it's very unlikely I'd not have my gun with me

This thread made me feel like looking for my AS cart, but I can't find it anywhere in my house. It's not in its box, which I usually place it but then again I didn't touch it in months.

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"6 bullets"
"More than enough to kill anything that moves."

Undo my pants because they sure as hell will dry up

I ask if they want to see my Sharpedo.

Join Team Aqua, continue to be surrounded by cuties

>>28412948
This is the only choice.

>>28412897
Let them abuse my holes with their futa cocks.

>>28412983
play videogames
one of them will eventually get interested
then the rest will join in just for the trend and not for the actual game

>>28412897
Allow it.

>>28415622
>le girls just pretend to like games meme

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>>28412897
Tell UB-01 to scare her off.

>>28412897
Lay down and let the 5 of them sit on me as if I were a couch

>>28415778
>actual, real women play video games
LOL

>>28415928
>actual, real women play video games
You're right, that IS a great meme!

>>28412897
kick their Poochyenas to death and call them shit.

>>28412983
I play it because that means I now magically have a 3DS.

Also ask them where Archie is so he can begin destroying my ass.

>>28412948
fpbp

>>28415778
>le girls just pretend to like games meme

He clearly said that the first one will show genuine interest.

beg them burp on me, probably

>>28412897
Collapse into a fetal ball, break down in tears, and attempt to beg for my life between sobs.

There is a chance that they will be so disgusted by how pitiful I am that they find it a greater insult to let me live than kill me.

It is far more unlikely, but still a very remote possibility that at least one of them would actually be totally suckered in, and spare me out of legitimate pity. I might even get a hug out of it that way.
I learned from the best. I will never forget you, Zoidburg-sensei

Stick her balls in my hole.

>>28412897
Tell em "I heard you ladies like to get wet ... I think I can help you all with that B)"

>>28412897
Send out UB-01

>>28412983
Drop down to my knees while they pull their dicks out

>>28415155
The analogous Magma grunts are guys though.

>>28412897
Take off my pants,
Maybe they still kill me, but they were already going to do that.
Maybe they flee in terror from me, shrieking "Eeeek, a penis!" as they seek out chairs to stand on.
Maybe the thirst that has been building from hanging out with Archie all day can wait no longer and I get an orgy before I get let go, or die happy.

>>28416102
>wanting Archie to kick your ass

>>28412983
Just talk to them. That's what I'd do. And if they're interested in what I'm playing, then just explain to the best of my efforts.

>>28412983
What's the context?
Do they know each other? If they're all friends I'm screwed because women in groups are evil specially if they're hot too.

If they're strangers to each other just bee myself

>>28412897
Beat them up, they're just girls.

>>28412983

Have sex and Record them at the same time.

>>28419128
jesus christ how horrifying

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>>28412897
Walk away? What's the worst that could happen?

>>28412897
Enjoy the sick beat, obviously.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omtMzt9syJs

>>28412983
Ask where I can get a good deal on a PS Vita because the 3DS is shit and has no emulators.