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>the average Tyranitar is capable of razing mountains
>Gyarados casually destroy towns
>stage 1 shitmons like Rhyhorn can knock down buildings with Tackle
>Pokemon made completely out of metal or with armor are fairly common
>Pokemon who've actually been trained constantly battle and hit each other with even stronger attacks
>"Hurr, why don't they just shoot the Pokemon with a gun?"
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Pokedex isn't canon dumbass
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@28383404
(You)
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>>28383338
>You now realize that if pokemon were real most of us wouldn't be able to train poison, psychic, fire, or dragon types.
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>>28383404
Well if it were a cannon then maybe it could do some damage
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>>28383338
Pokedex entries are to amaze children
the Pokemon League is actually a government project to help children in broken homes and autistic NEETs to find a goal in life and become productive members of society by taking on shitjobs like cowgirl, breeder, hiker and hex maniac.
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28384653
To avoid giving you the satifaction of proper replies. The you tag is like your upvote and karma
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@28384653
>new
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>>28384753
Yeah, gotta populate those economically necessary Hex Maniac jobs
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>>28383338
>The average human is capable of belly rubs, hugs and kisses
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