You are a boss in a Pokémon game, and you only have one ace

>>28381151
Aegislash

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>>28381151
Gliscor with toxic heal, but it doesnt get toxic orb until the final battle

Haxorus Shiny

Rampardos or Hitmonchan

Stingulor

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Smogon Grade MegaFug with perfect IVs

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>>28381151
AV Impish Scrafty

Biggerfella

Tyrantrum

Simple/ Calm Mind/Stored Power/Heat Wave/Giga Drain Swoobat
I love using Practically """"""""""Useless"""""""""" Mons on Showdown

>>28381151
Eelektross

Great coverage, nice bulk, no easily available weakness

>>28381151
Alomomola with Wish/Protect/Refresh and Scald

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Why not two?

>>28381345
I remember before my MicroSD was wiped and all the mons I had in Y were lost forever, I had a Shiny Eelektross, those things are AMAZING as Special Attackers
Eelektross
Timid/252 Spe/252 SpA/4 SpD
Assault Vest
Acid Spray/Discharge/Giga Drain/Flamethrower

>>28381391
>not weavile
come on

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Go big or go home

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Only one you say?
Alright, you never said i couldn't have all plates/items though.

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Time to get volc.

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best dragon

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Special attack oriented sheer force with life orb.

In the spirit of 'ai alwaya cheats' and all the non-legitimate mon that npcs use:

Scyther w/Eviolite
Aerialate
- Double Hit
- Quick Attack
- U-Turn
- Night Slash

Muhahaha

>>28381432
>You be boss
>Some 10 yr old faggot comes along to battle you
>you send out your little farfetch'd
>kid smirks, he thinks this is gonna be ez
>farfetch'd knocks him out with its bok choi, steals his wallet and runs like fuck.

Hot monkay dik

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Are legendaries allowed? If so, Latios.

If not, Starmie

Alolan Sandslash

Gyro Ball
Avalanche
Revenge/Curse/???
Ice Shard

Or something to that effect. It's apparently slow as balls, and I feel like these moves will benefit it.

>>28381432
>Put Stick on that fucker
>Jolly with EVs in Attack and Speed
>Slash/Bravebird (Or Aerial Ace)/Leaf Blade/Night Slash
Get in before the rocks and you can take out a chunk of their team EZ PZ

>>28381718
>using Aerial Ace over Brave Bird
>ever
how does it feel being sub-1000

>>28381151
So what's your favorite pokemon thread?

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>>28381151

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This fella with belly drum and unburden.

Here's how I imagine it would go down. I'm hanging out in a forest way up in the mountains (theme reference: Taung Kalat or Takstang Dzong buddhist monasteries). It's a hot spot for fairymons because of the quiet, nature filled area and spiritual energy. You as a player are sent to come meet me to gather some information on the whereabouts of the game's legendary creatures. I'm supposed to bring you to the mountain monastery's library to help you on your quest.

You ask if I'm going to show you were the library is and I say something corny like "Nah. Imma-stay right here. Get it? Namaste? Heh. Okay I'll show you, but let's have a battle first!"

My ace pokemon would probably be a Clefable, just because it's my favourite pokemon.

>>28381151
belly drum azumarill

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>>28381151
my bro

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If I can only bring one, then I might as well bring the strongest non-legendary Pokemon I can think of.

>>28382477
You're not very creative then

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Standard
~Surf
~Icy Wind
~Flash Cannon
~Knock Off
Item: Leftovers

Post game / Rematch / Challenge Mode
~Hydro Pump
~Ice Beam
~Grass Knot
~Agility
Item: Life Orb

>>28382301
Cupcake Puppy is the best pokemon

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holding charzidite X :^)

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My top bro of course

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Draco Meteor / Hurricane / Earthquake / Iron Head

>>28382619
Ah, the Kalosian Champion.

Proud of its power lucario

Pomboss

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This disgusting mother of fuck

Unburden Attack oriented Sceptile that only knows punch-themed moves

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>>28381528
Mein nigger

>>28381151
Something which has enough raw power to not fuck up to Murphy's Law. Smogon grade Megafug with perfect EVs and IVs and I'd treat megafug nicely although I do want to pull retarded shit like Doctor Who cosplay, a fuckton of memes and forcing everyone to listen to my shitty taste in kpop music while taking over the world and trying to become immortal. Then I'd just lock myself in a comfy library for the rest of eternity and hope no one will kill me awfully.

>>28382489
not trying to b creative, just trying to win

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Megagross of course

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This fucker.
Bravest Bat.

>>28382671
Wow that pic is amazing

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Slightly overleveled and with Agility. Sleep on him and get dunked on.

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Funbro with the classic funbro set

Or, if no fun allowed, then his mega form with both Iron Defense and Calm Mind

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>>28381151
Best 'mon

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>>28381669

Feraligatr

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>>28381151
Speedy Cat of course

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>>28381151
I would be fairly easy to beat...

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If we're talking megas

>>28381151
Mega Tyranitar

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>>28381151
You know who it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ce5mRvkAePU

shadow lugia

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>>28381151
I would appear as either a Gym Leader or Elite Four or higher up in an organization or whatever, with a VERY strong Water motif.
For whatever reason, we start a battle. I send out my Vaporeon.
The player's probably going to think oh fuck I need to change to a Grass Pokemon and then BAM Vaporeon used Flamethrower.
It's a Zoroark.
You then realize that my design could easily be as much Dark type as Water.

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>>28384891

Minimize eviolite Chansey.

Because fuck you.

>>28384891
honestly, thats a really cool idea

>>28381402

Shoehorned.

Magnezone would have been a much better ace for Cyrus lore-wise.

>Resembles the machines of his childhood
>UFO = Galactic

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>>28381151
The beautiful and powerful Ampharos!

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Best bro.

Original choice is Empoleon line, but I decided to go for something that wasn't already posted.

I like Steel types.

>>28381151
Swampert.

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Kingdra

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Compund Eyes + Thunder is fun

Galvantula or Rotom Mow.

Hey, I like electric types.

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With Head Smash & Rock Head

>>28381313
This. My main is a shiny exploud i caught when Ruby first came out. First mon i caught of gen 3, still on my team all these years later

I'll take a totem pokemon who summons pals for free, thanks

>>28381151
Meloetta
Mixed set with ev all over the place.

Dusknoir.

>>28381151

Wishiwashi School Form at level 50 when your pokemon are around level 35

or a level 30 Coil/Zap Cannon/Drain Punch/Gastro Acid Eelektross directly after the second Gym.

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with cancer moveset

>>28384065
>Posting JP version over English
Holy shit fucking weebo alert jesus christ quit suckins JP dick your whole life

>>28384765
Mah edgy nigga

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>>28381151
My ace is an over leveled shuckle

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>>28381528
>>28382706
Brothers!

>>28381601
AI cheats with impossible levels, and better hit rates, not changing the abilities or stats of their Pokemon. Fudging the numbers, but never the mons. Its something i liked about pokemon, the enemy is just as strong as you are, so what you see is what you get, unlike other games where collected mons are weaker than the enemies.

Poliwrath

>>28381151
Sigilyph

>>28381205

Patrician taste anon.

I'll go for Guts Facade Flame Orb Zangoose.

>>28381151
Deokishisu

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>>28381151
I'd be a cute entertainer boss that wore a magician's assistant outfit with a staff that had a Pokeball at the end of it.

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The only reasonable choice here.

>>28389283
Fuuuuck good idea

A top percent lv1 rattata bae.

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Bow to the monkey king
>Iron Fist
>Mach Punch
>Fire Punch
>Thunder Punch
>Acrobatics

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>Controls time
>ZAWARUDO.jpg
>Beat the shit of them and steal their wallets

You literally cannot go wrong.

>>28382619
Same

Am I the head of the evil team? If so

Gliscor - Poison Heal,Toxic Orb
Toxic
Protect
Roost
Earthquake

if im not

Snorlax - Inmunnity, leftovers
Body slam
Wild charge
Earthquake
Fire punch

>>28381151
Porygon 2 or Megazard X

>>28381151
Intimidate Masquerain
I'd be a small bratty dude who tries to be the most threatening thing in the world.

>>28389941
>Gliscor
>Those moves

Froslass is your worst enemy.

You do have a higher chance with Snorlax, those moves seem pretty good.

>>28389941
>that Gliscor
Player sent out Skarmory

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Purugly
Ability: Thick Fat
- Fake Out
- Sucker Punch
- Charm
- Hone Claws

If i'm a boss in a pokemon game, I wouldn't have a smogon-tier pokemon.

>>28389893
>ZAWARUDO.jpg
cringed

>>28390102
Nevermind, take out charm for slash.

>>28389941
Useless team rocket grunts can beat your Gliscor with a fucking Koffing below your level

Nice ace you got there

>>28382390
This is the most cringeworthy shit I've ever read, where do I even begin.

>>28381601
>U-turn when you only have one Pokemon

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>>28381151
Best Mega.

>>28381341
Simple/Calm Mind/Stored Power Swoobat is the single-most underrated pokemon on Showdown.

>>28381432
Came to say this

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CHOO CHOO

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I want a pod of them

>>28386733
Nice

>>28381151

Abra.

>>28391161
>Arena in a smallish room, your exit is behind you as you wait for the kid.
>he comes in, door automatically locks behind him, hes looking for a battle, send out one pokemon and run through your door.

Success.

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Don't even care if it can't mega

>>28381151
>Gladion looks like me when I was in late middle school/early highschool
Reminding me of some dark days, GF.

I'd pick type: null as my ace.

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Cinccino, of course.

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>>28381151
TENTACRUEL.

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>>28382301

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>>28381151

Unown

Based Ursaring

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>>28381432
My nigga. Crits for days. I used to want an evolution but ever since the changes to the crit system in XY I have too much fun with him to give a fuck.

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shuckle for years

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Missing No.
Even if the kid wins, I still can destroy them.

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If I can make just one kid cry using a fluffy cloud bird, my job as a Pokemon boss is done.

>>28381151
Ditto.

> I'LL FACE MYSELF INTENSIFIES.

Sawk. Hes pretty based.

Metagross

>>28381566
checked and great taste

>>28381151
Infernape

He's just fucking epic

>>28381151
Magikarp lvl 99 with Megagyaradosite.

>>28389242
>Zangoose
>Guts

>>28382432
My nig.

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>>28381151
Beheeyem
Item: Twisted Spoon
Ability: Analytic
Psychic
Hyper Beam
Recover
Thunderbolt

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Azumarill

>>28381151
Eviolite Imposter Chansey

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I am perfectly secure in throwing out a team of useless looking poison and dark Pokemon first, and then revealing my trump. Even if it's already someone's Ace.

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Any of these, well Jangmo's final evolution of course. For only have 70ish mons, gen 6 designs are amazing

>>28381404
>Its mega loses Rock Head
>Can't use no-recoil Head Smash with a mega
>Why even live?

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>>28381151
Funbro

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Maybe...

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Like Ghetsis' but with Dark Pulse/Flash Cannon/Fire Blast/Dragon Pulse and holding Life Orb

>>28400037
>Recovery Stall: The Pokemon

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>>28389823
My nigga

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Mainly because I just really like it. Imagine a fight where the enemy has a full stock of Full Restores and the Wobbuffet always know exactly which countering move to use.

>>28381432
Dang that was my first answer.

Then I'll go with Typhlosion

>>28400092
Just meant to be a casual filter

>>28390982

I swept someone's team with one once and after killing the guy's Excadrill, he just said 'what the fuck is this?' and forfeited. It was good.

I don't run Heat Wave though, Stored Power, Substitute, Calm Mind and Giga Drain is usually good, with a Salac berry to nab a +2 speed boost after you've subbed down your HP a bit. Only problem is it's walled to death by Mandibuzz.

Druddigon

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>>28381205
>>28381345
>>28381528
>>28382908
>>28386733
>>28387794
>>28389283
>>28393658
>>28400037

All great choices.

I'd go with Nasty Plot/Trick Room/Shadow Ball/HP Fighting Cofagrigus. It's bulky enough that it should survive two turns to get off NP/TR against most ingame teams, especially if I were in an older game and had a level advantage.

I need gay lewds of the cutie in your pic.

>>28381151
Mega Metagross

>>28381151
Eviolite Chansey with Minimize, Softboiled, Toxic and Seismic Toss

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>1 hour until leaks

Predictions?

>>28401682
If dubs, everyone who posted his bro in this thread will have to change it for one of the Pokémon that will be revealed in corocoro

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>>28399694
why not alomomola?

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Assuming megas are still a thing, I would use the most brokenly powerful hell beast. And that would come in the form of Gengar.

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This ugly motherfucker. Might even give it bullet seed for surprise coverage.

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That is all