I'm trying to get my wife to call me UB-96! Because I'm an Ultra Beast!! Help me convince her /vp/!!!
>>28343931
Doughnut?
UBs are threatening. The only thing you threaten is the continuation of your family's genetics.
>>28343982
She needs more porn
>>28343990
>wanting him to pass on his genes
no thank you
>>28343931
HER BOOBS ARE TOO BIG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LOLIS
What episode is this?
>>28343931
>Implying Ultra Beasts don't attack like Angels on Evangelion
>>28343982
Now put the doughnut on top of the ice cream.
>>28343931
But guess what, OP. You are not an ayy lmao. You and I know this to be true. Let us proclaim this in a declaration to man.