if you had a machamp, would you have to bathe it like a dog like you would bathe an arcanine? or it would bathe itself? he needs to be clean to eat from his dogbowl
>>28343098
Would you fuck it? y/n
>>28343098
I said it before, I said it again, my bro, gym trainer and ace sits with me at the table
>>28343098
>Its a pokemon are pets episode
Pokemon have human level inteligence, the only reason they should ever eat from anywhere other than a dining table is to facilitate their meal. Anybody who doesnt follow this is a disgusting pokemon abuser and should be purged.
>>28343353
I'm not letting a fucking dumbshit Rhyhorn sit at the table.
>>28343387
It shouldn't, it cant use its legs, in this case a bowl is a facilitator
You better let your rhydon eat from a plate though, you inhumane piece of trash
>>28343353
Pokemon have to eat from the floor or else they will think they are equals.
>>28343277
I remember you
>>28343353
I can't imagine a Growlithe or Golbat sitting at a table trying to use forks and spoons.
>>28343437
I'd definitely let my Rhydon sit at the tableif I had a sturdy enough chair, but considering their unpractical as fuck hands a bowl or a soup plate-shaped thing would probably be best
>>28343098
>he eat from his dogbowl
Yes. Actually Japaneses eat sitting on the floor like animals, Putting a dogbowl willn't make it worse.
>would you have to bathe it like a dog like you would bathe an arcanine?
With a hose. Pic related: A canwasher can do the job.
>>28343151
Obviously.
>>28344698
They are equals you degenerate
>>28344749
That's what I meant by "facilitating". Of course a growlithe needs a bowl.
>>28343151
yes.
>>28344698
This. Unless you want to fug it, so it got some benefits.
>>28344762
Just give the chair a focus sash.
what the fuck is this thread
>>28343098
It lays back in the tub and allows you to worship it's glorious muscles with your sponges and your hypoallergenic soaps. At least that's how it works in his mind.
>>28343353
I want Gardevoir to make me eat from a dog bowl
>>28346142
>>28346187
>Gardevoir will never put a collar on you