Who's the most daddy pokemon? Emboar? Slaking? Any other contenders?
Obviously.
>>28327123
Idk grandpa status is beyond daddy though
>>28327096
>MissingNo
Cuz he missing
>>28327096
Blastoise
>>28327149
Wha
>>28327160
Trueee
>>28327096
ditto
>>28327160
Why is my dick defective? That should not be attractive.
>>28327316
He does kinda have that dopey daddy look huh? Also look at dem curves
conkeldurr
beartic
kricketune
hariyama
Chesnaught or Blastoise.
golurk.
Seriously, what's with all these furry threads nowadays...
>>28327351
>dopey daddy
this is cuck liberal propaganda
>implying anything in this thread would exist without papa Arceus
>>28327096
what the fuck is this degenerate shit
>>28327458
what does that even mean
>>28327096
>no mentions of Pangoro
Really guys?
>>28327690
S-sauce?
>you'll never get to be gang banged by two emboars
Why live
This masterpiece exists.
>>28327299
Everybody likes swole, anon. Don't lie to yourself.
Facial hair
I'd let all the Pokemon in this thread use my face as a chair
>>28329207
Yesss
Omg no mention of Arcanine. For shame
>>28329280
He's not daddy though
>>28327149
How is there no ursaring
>>28327123
That's not daddy tier, though.
Beartic
>>28330742
>>28330677
DAMN IT I GOT TRICKED INTO A BARA THREAD
No one's posted turtle dad
>>28327096
Fart form gengar ,from my pokemon hentai anime i say is a big father figure
>>28327096
>>28327106
>>28327358
>conkeldurr
>beartic
>>28327700
>>28327765
>>28327816
>>28327819
>>28328081
>>28330742
>>28330765
>>28331327
best choices
this cutie
>best dad
what about nidoking?
>>28334779
He's like among the most popular
>>28327149
Holy shit anon i laughed so hard
>tfw no caring, protective dad
Not a single mention of Carracosta? I'm ashamed
>>28327096
we all know that the best dad is pic related
he is literaly the dad of every single competitive non legendary, non hacked pokemon
Carracosta is best dad.
>>28327096
The only right answer, confirmed by the official account of Pokémon
> yfw the mininoses are its children
im fucking confused I thought this thread was about pokemon that would be good care takers not ones you'd fuck. Did I accidently enter a bara thread?
>>28335573
Yes now shut up and leave
>>28327626
The dopey dad trope is relatively new and part of an obvious Jewish plot to shame masculinity and feminize boys.
>>28327246
underrated
>>28336682
What? Dopey daddys aren't feminine... They're dopey as in silly big lugs you wanna hug and snuggle
All these are nice, nice daddies.
>>28334923
I never fail to forget Aggron somehow. He's top tier.
>>28337758
But who's the best daddy and why is it emboar?
>>28340077
hot porkingmfw Emboar porn railing Mahcamp
>>28340102
>>28340171
>>28340171
>>28340190
Shitmetoad is disgusting. Daddy deserves better
>>28340190
Idk why emboar x seismitoad is a thing but i love it
emboar ftw
>>28340224
I kinda agree but all these pics convinced me they're cute together also
>implying emboar ain't getting side action
>>28340229
>>28327458
late to posting this.
Yeah, fuck your idea of a useless/comic relief of a person dad. That's why you think it's normal to enjoy your GF's strapon you cuck faggot
>>28327096
luchalitten
>>28340435
I guess you could say that's a power bottom, am I right?
Right? Right?
>>28341345
I agree
Alright, faggots. Time to answer this seriously. Among the daddies in this thread, which ones are tops and which ones are bottoms?
Don't leave anybody on your lists.
>>28327096
Charizard is the only correct answer.
>>28343477
Emboar - verse
Slaking - top
Nidoking - bottom
Blastoise - top
Luchalitten - top
Seismitoad - bottom
Wailren - bottom
Feraligator - top
Hariyama - bottom
Chesnaught - verse
>>28343595
>Nidoking - bottom
???
>Slaking - top
I always imagined Truant kicking in and Slaking taunting the other to ride him while he lazily lies down
and the other fighting types you left out?
>>28343727
Slaking is the kind if top that lays back and makes the bottom do all the work via riding him. Nidoking has nidoqueen as his beard he's the biggest power bottom low-key
regigigas
>>28343778
Interesting
Now do these
>>28327700
>>28327358
>>28330742
>>28330765
>>28331327
>>28334923
>>28327096
Fuck it.
What's the best daddy team? I'm gonna use them for my next playthrough.
Picture this: Landorus is dad to 2 dads, making him Ultra Dad.
Thundurus is one of those immature dads who is a whore and has a bunch of kids.
>>28343916
>Flying typesDo they hunt and gangbang those fighting types
>>28343952
They're closet Fighting fetishist who want to be dominated.
>>28344020
yes, good
Small dad.
>>28344336
poor dad, probably gets a lot of pounding from bigger dads
You're going to buy his game, right?
>>28344420
obviouslyi love that people are still using my crop
>>28327614
The only correct answer.
>>28334398
Underrated. Literally a daddy Pokemon.
>>28343435
>>28344420
More Solgaleo and Luchalitten, please.
Venusaur - neglectful daddy
Charizard - abusive daddy
Blastoise - cool daddy
Wigglytuff - closeted preppy daddy
Psyduck - paranoid daddy
Golem - Vietnam Veteran daddy
Farfetch'd - conservative Christian daddy
Lickitung - "don't tell mom" daddy
Gyarados - strict Asian daddy
Snorlax - couch potato daddy
Dragonite - the daddy who always wants to bond and spend time with you but you are "too busy"
>>28344352
Now that you mention it, Hawlucha does have that "I take all poundings" look, doesn't it?
>>28345608
yeah, obviously the anime episode was just a front. He does enjoy it from ursaring,conk and the champ
>>28327690
What's going on in that image?
>>28345743
Chesnaught has a fever, so Emboar is trying to warm him up by giving him a friendly hug. But Emboar is starting to feel self-conscious about his weight.
>>28343906
>>28345743
Emboar used Flare Blitz into Chesnaught, who could not take the SE damage
>252+ Atk Choice Band Reckless Emboar Flare Blitz vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Chesnaught: 468-552 (123.1 - 145.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Machoke is pretty big.
>>28345793
n'aaaw honey baby, what a cute explanation
>>28346080
Emboar didn't find it so cute. He's blushing because he was shy and felt embarrassed.
one day i'll see more girls with bara men/pokemon too....
>>28345894
Finally, thank you.
>>28345894
>Gengar
>>28346213
Gengar's a fun dad, in fact, he reminds me of my dad.
>>28346213
What's wrong with Gengar? He can be pretty dadish.
>ywn be a young trainer on an adventure with a teamharemof daddies
>>28343892
Pangoro - bottom
Conkeldurr - top
Beartic - top
Kricketune - bottom
Ursaring - verse
Machamp - top
Machoke - verse
Aggron - top
>>28346116
He's as beautiful on the outside as on the inside
>>28346987
Very well done!Now what if the tops clash?
>>28345404
Charizard is not abusive, this all lies and slander! He is a loving hard working honest man who lives for the sakes of those he loves!
>>28347154
They battle it out, of course. Loser gets dominated.
>>28347154
They wrestle it out. Duh. Preferably with oil.
>>28347334
>>28347338
>>28337140
he'd be okay i guess
>>28347338
And naked, like real men.
>>28347510
Maybe wearing a jockstrap during the first part, before throwing it away as things heat up.
gachiGASM
pic relatledadled ;)
>>28347510
>>28347722
can you imagine if a top is dominated by a stronger top, what kind of mockery that bottom-top has to face after
>>28327443
underrated opinion
dusknoir is my stern, fat dad
>>28346987
>Pangoro
>bottom
Not in my headcanon.
>>28349229
The correct choice
>>28349229
>>28349302
But the tougher they are, the harder they go.
how has no one posted him yet
>>28349447
because he's a shit that tries too much to be a fighting type
>>28349499
i see
>>28349382
nigga what the fuck
>>28349533
no, im sorry. that was rude. how can i repay you bruh
>>28349549
Stylization.
>>28349585
its ok anon
>>28349671
Maybe, a massage can help?
BOY NEXT DOOR
>>28349720
Oh how nice. My fetish!
>>28349713
mmmaybe
>>28349746
Im talking to MSwampert
>>28327096
define "daddy", i really dont know what a 'dad look' is (im not from the US)
>>28349781
;)
>>28349785
dad bod is typically kinda burly. built but not toned. and hairy. but people usually just use it for big manly guys
>>28349879
this guy behind the door then?
>>28349929
Pretty much, except not an uggo.
underrated daddy
>>28350232
would you a ghost
>>28350257
after pmd explorers?
ye
>>28350327
>>28350351
everyone wants in on the dusknoir action
>>28350415
it's just
he's a big guy
>>28350485For you
>>28350565
ghosts are the best type and also the best men
>>28350652
Why is he so perfect?
something something cummies
>>28350850
Mudsbara
>>28340563
saved for future shitposting
>>28347409
thumbnail looks fucking lewd
>>28327096
too bad he doesn't get fanart
>>28351632
I made one.
might make two more soon
>>28349549
Well if you don't like thatThen you're gonna hate the way I draw him
>>28351271
literal ton bara
>>28352074show us
>>28352325
>>28352381I want to kiss you and him
>>28352493A-Anon please...
>>28327316
>>28327351
>My dad wipes out fags at the battle maison
>>28350565
Anyone got that Gumshoos/Luchalitten pic?
>>28352525Shhh, cutie. You draw great and you deserve kisses for that desu.
>>28352771Thank you, anon
>>28352839Post your art anywhere so I can casuallystalkyou?
>>28352917I got a FA page, and a tumblr, but I never really use it because it's fucking tumblrfuraffinity.net/user/spikyjuggernut/
>>28352381
I thought it was cute
Speaking of cute I like Bewear a lot and hope he lives up to the terrifying power the dex says he has
>>28345404
I forgot those shitty advice animals existed. That was a fun nostalgia trip.
>Tfw when you have shitposted long enough here to be the oldfag
>>28353025
this is a different anon buti didn't know you browse /vp/ eye emoji
>>28353124
Mostly lurking yes
/vp/'s official husbando
Just look at all these daddies
>>28353365
Damn son
>>28353365
Yup. The marriage was consummated right there in the thread.
>no snorlax
>>28353563
underrated pokemon
fucking internet disappointed me not making more fanart after his Z move reveal
>>28353612Maybe I should draw him
>>28353638
make it happen
Emboar is currently my favorite starter line.
This thread is making me very uncomfortable.
On the other hand it's the most love I've ever seen for Emboar.
>>28327149
Well it IS black.
>>28353638
yeah, show us that pulverizing pancake
>>28327700
oh my god, source?
>>28354017http://www.furaffinity.net/user/bin/
>>28353731
Welcome to literally the only people who love Emboar. Barafags.
Enjoy your stay.