>wife and I discussing names for our future children >I

>>28265651

Depends. Post a picture of her and your mother's breasts to confirm if the name might fit.

>>28265651
I don't know, anon.
What's the name of your wife's son?

Could be worse. Its a normal name and not like its a pokemon name or something.

If she is a youngster with big boobies you have to dress her up as May and let us fondle her though. Or every time one of us from /vp/ faps to a picture of May know that we will be thinking of your future daughter. Are you disgusted by either of those things? If yes, don't name your kids that, if not...well ok then.

>Not naming your kid Gropius

>>28265651
make sure your future daughter is a qt brunette

You would be thinking of your waifu when you're looking at your child, of course it is wrong

>>28265651
Not really. It's a cute name.

That would be pretty awkward when fapping to the pokemon may later on in life since you wouldn't be able to get the thought of your child out of the back of your head. Unless you're into that weird shit

>>28265651
Call her Gyarados.

>Not naming your child Regigigas

>>28265651
May is a real name you dumbass. This is just a "h-hey guys look I h-have a wife!"

>>28265747
Two things to say about this:
>You're fucking disgusting
&
>You knew psychological help

>>28266155
need*

>>28266155
no man, YOU need help

>>28265651
>Not naming your kid Hoothoot
>Teachers would pronounce it hoo-thoot

name her chicken-chan if you have any human decency left in your blackened bitter heart

>naming your kid after some cartoon girl you jack off to
>thinking about your kid whenever you look at may porn

whatever rocks your boat

>>28266051
Toddlercon is objectively the most disgusting fetish, anon.

In 20 years, will we still be fapping to May porn?

>>28267637
I've been doing it for 10 and I don't plan on stopping any time soon, especially with a fresh new, better design.

>>28265651
Well, unless you're like me and hope that your daughter grows up looking like May because you named her May so that you can fuck the only female figure you've been attracted to since you saw May in the anime when you were 12, then no you're perfectly normal.

>>28265651
At least you didn't name her Reimu or Sephiroth.

>>28267689
What if you get married?

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>not naming your children after your parents and grandparents

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>>28267744
Edea is a good name too.

>>28267758
probably won't happen, but in that case I'd probably have my wife cosplay as her

>>28267760
boring

>>28265651
Good thing I'm still a virgin. I'll receive my magic power in a mere 4 years.

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>tfw best girl has a terrible name

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>>28268110
>may
>terrible name
what are you on

>>28268187
I said best, not second-best.

>>28268198
then who's the "best?"
>inb4 some gen 5 trash

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>>28268198
Most mentally ill transgenders re-name themselves "serena".

>>28268220
Hilda, obviously. Why do you ask stupid questions and then follow up with stupider bait?

>>28266369
*knew

>>28265651
I hope you get divorced and have to pay child support like the beta normalfag cuck that you are.

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>>28268243
>hilda
worst taste possible

>>28265651
May is a good name, so I don't have nay real objections.

>>28267572
*amazing not disgusting

Stupid auto-correct. "Arrrg" amirite?

>>28268251
kek

>>28268310
*autism intensifies*

>not naming your kid ???

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>>28268282
>hilda
>worst taste

>>28265651
>not naming her Cyrus and giving her funky blue hair
missed opportunity senpai
Or you could try naming her Looker, but hopefully that's not legal

>>28269090
>KLK

>>28268830
My NAME is BUTTSEX.

>>28267760
that's what middle names are for anon

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>>28269220
>No image

>you will never have kids and marry a delicious brunette and name your two daughters Mei and Lyra
sigh

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>>28269270
>Splatoon

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>>28269220
>caring about the sauce

>>28269266
Not in my fucking family. Everyone in my household hates their first name and goes by their middle. Growing up it was a pain in the ass having to tell everyone that I go by my middle name instead of my first.

>>28267760
>___ _____ The Fourth

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>think Titania is a really great name that i would name a daughter if i ever had one
>already use the name in games for my avatar
at least there's no danger of me ever having a daughter

>>28265651
If you think of May even slightly sexually then that's a bit fucked up.

>>28268110
I agree, Serena is an odd name

I have a friend named after a M*A*S*H character. Naming your daughter May is nothing.

>tfw Iris/Alice are my favorite names for grills
>Worst girl having the name Iris

How shit is my taste

>naming your kid after video game characters

Well, at least "May" is not obvious and pretty cute.

>>28271657
They're both ugly names for ugly people.

>>28271658
May is probably the least obvious name of a Pokégirl if you were trying to name your daughter after one

>>28269502
Hey Anon!
>nah i go by my middle name

What a hassle

>>28265651
It's cool. I almost convinced my SO to name our kid after a character in a French Anime.

It was Percidal from Wakfu. My argument was that it was a formal form of Percy.

>>28265651
my cousin almost named her daughter Indica, so you're fine