ITT you have to post: >your favorite Pokemon >your favorite

>>28261572
>sableye
>gen II
>I inject

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>>28261572
>Feraligatr
>Gold/Heartgold
>I have a large collection of Pokegirls futa

>Galvantula
>Gen II
>I actually have a girlfriend!

>Torterra
>6
>I actually enjoyed Gen 6

>>28261599
Share it, please.

>Glaceon
>gen IV
>when I was 13 I sucked a guy's dick twice
Yes, it's Pokemon related.

>Bellossom
>tie between 2 and 5
>I haven't played XY but constantly defend it on /vp/

>Hawlucha
>gen 5
>in 8th grade me and my friends stole a copy of soul silver and an action replay from this kid who constantly cheated and was just an asshole in general.

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>>28261638
Sure, anon-kun.

>>28261572
>Grumpig
>Gen V
>See above

Don't know why everyone hates Gen V...

>>28261572
>Alakazam
>2
>I accidentally traded my Exp Share over to Red (from Silver) and deleted it when I was trying to fill the Pokedex. It might not seem like a big deal, but 7 year old me was pissed

>>28261572
>your favorite Pokemon
Absol
>your favorite gen
5
>your darkest Pokemon related secret
nothing

>>28261572
>Charizard
>Gen V
>I once deleted my cousin's Red version save because he was being a dick

>Houndoom
>Gen 2
>I actually didn't really like Gen 5 desu

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>>28261572
>Malammar
>4
>I think the orginal gen 1 games are shit (just play FR/LG)

>>28261668
explain

>>28261572
>Genga cause I'm edgy as shit
>Don't have one
>Until a few weeks back I had never played gen 1 nor 2 yet I always shit on fags who think new gens are in any way better than the older gens

>>28261572
>Wobbuffet
>Sinnoh
>When I was in 6th grade I my friend's 8 year old sister suck me off for a Japanese Alakazam card I had

>>28261858
>Gengar*

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>azumarill or magnezone
>4 or 2, can't decide
>i put nail polish in my brother's copy of red

>>28261572
>Charizard
>Generation 1
>I stole and deleted my friends blue version save after transferring all of his good pokemon to me,

>>28261572
Weavile
Gen IV
I have an Action Replay, a Powersaves, and keep one of my old DS's on old firmware just to inject and homebrew.

>>28261572
>Volcarona
>gen 2
>i dont play competitive

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>>28261572
>Rowlet (or Murkrow, depends)
>2
>I got the shit kicked out of me because i jokingly said I wasn't gonna give back a friend's blaziken. I'm still ashamed.

>>28261572
>Clefable
>Black/White (never even got to play the sequels)
> I'm the anon who has to do a fairy monotype in every game (So just XY, ORAS and now Sun/Moon) because I feel it relates to me the most and my career choice (library tech student, later doing Anthropology) because of the folklore, mythology and fairytales).

>>28261572
who did you steal Black 2 and Soul Silver from?

>Volcarona
>GenII, didn't care much for hgss though.

>When I was around 14 (Just got Emerald) I got two of my cousins to jack me off and blow me because they wanted rare pokeys. They were 10 and 9, one male and one female. We still talk and are cool though.

>>28261943
Fuck me I thought it said favourite game.
>Gen 5*

>Golurk
>3
>I never cared about catching them all

>>28262033
Bye friend.

>snorlax
>5th
>used to store pokegirl hentai on my ds flashcard which i used as jerking material on family vacations

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>>28262125
>used to store pokegirl hentai on my ds flashcard which i used as jerking material on family vacations
shit that brings me back

>>28262005
Is the girl hot at least you pedo

>>28261572
>roothoot
>gen II
>i found my brothers lost HG copy but never told him

>all these Johtoddlers
good taste, anons.

>Marill or Togekiss
>2
>I really love megas and hope they aren't retconned. Gen 6 was the most balanced meta we've ever had, and megas are the reason why.

>>28262160
6.5/10

>Empoleon
>Gen V
>Empoleon is the main reason I didn't quit Pokemon. I jumped off the ride when I saw the retarded "Pokemon" on the boxes of DP. My cousin and younger brother kept playing a recommended the games. I only caved in because Empoleon and a few other Gen IV Pokemon had exceptional designs.
Palkia and Dialga are still shit tier designs

>>28262233
good taste desu

Infernape is probably the worst fire starter design imo

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>>28261572
>your favorite Pokemon
Pic related
>your favorite gen
5, maybe 7 by the looks of it
>your darkest Pokemon related secret
I fucking hate furries and shit on them on any given chance but I also whack it to pokeporn on the side, I just can't handle the autism that furries have and how they must show their stupid shit to everyone

I do this while being a huge normie and having a gf

>>28261622
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>Heracross
>2/4 (HGSS only)
>I have all four of the "Pokemoan" branded dildos. I use them every time I masturbate and it's the only way I can cum. I asked a girl to use them on me once and she said okay but looked a bit uncomfortable, especially when I started shouting "CHAR! CHAR!" when I came, which is what I usually do to intensify the experience.

>Skarmory
>2 (with 1 being a close second)
> I stole a booster pack with a friend at target when ex sandstorm was out . I pulled a raichu ex and he pulled something good out of another set .

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>>28261854
>I'm on my way home after school, on the bus and playing some Platinum
>some guy sits next to me
>he's about 17
>watches me play and keeps telling me how much he loves Pokemon
>we start talking a bit
>he leaves the bus at the same stop as me
>we keep talking about Pokemon
>he asks me if I caught Arceus already
>I say no, he takes my DS to show me how to get it
>he actually fucking puts it in his pocket and grins at me like an asshole
>"if you want it back you have to do something for me"
>don't know what he wants but I want my game and DS back
>reluctantly follow him to the entrance of a forest
>he pulls his pants down
>i_need_an_adult.jpeg
>he forces me to suck his dick and make Pokemon noises and act like a Pokemon, specifically Eevee
>faggot forces me to swallow, then gives me back my DS but not the game
>before I can try to get the game back he runs
>next day I see him again, tell him to give me back my game
>"I'll give it back, but you know what to do first"
go to the same place again
>again, he forces me to suck him off and make noises
>he finally gives me the game
>I run away as fast as I can
I never told anyone about it. This faggot made me hate Eevee too, but I still like most of its evolutions. On top of all this shit he deleted my save file.

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>>28262429

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>>28262313
kek

>>28262429
Are you male or female?

>>28261945
I mostly just stole my games from random kids. Whenever I saw someone playing a game, I'd wait until they leave to do something else, then pocket it quickly. Sometimes when I was over at someone else's house I'd wait until their mom calls them or they go to the bathroom, then look for games and if they look interesting I'd take them. I was invited to birthday parties a lot, gave me even more chances to get something. I never got caught even once.

>>28262313
Are you the fucker that sexually assauted this anon >>28262429 ?

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>>28261572

>Rampardos
>2
>A friends gf sucked my dick for a shiny koffing i found in Y.

>>28262521
I'm a grill

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>>28262429
Are you a guy or a girl

>>28262557
I want to wrap you in a blanket and tell you it's gonna be okay

>>28261572
>favorite pokemon
Changes every week
Right now it's Treecko

>favorite gen 6
6 and 4 equally

>secret
I've been #1 twice on smogon, once in RU and once in UU. I've been #1 in gen 4 on PO many times in UU and once in OU with a UU team. I've been top 10 world on the battle spot doubles for a long time when XY came out (before pokebank).
Nobody knows IRL that I play pokemon other than casually, some of my friends do competitve pokemon and participate in IRL tourney. Everytime I go with them I use a karenfag team. They all think I suck at competitive battling.

>>28262601
I don't think that's really a dark secret, if it's just the way you prefer to play.

>>28262556
Why are there seemingly so many people who would suck dick for a pokemon? And why has no one licked my pee pee for one? :(

>>28261572
>Typhlosion
>II
>One night I got blasted on cocaine, and spent nearly seven hours beating off to Shauna hentai on the toilet. I didn't stop when I puked afted taking a bump, nor when the water line to the sink ruptured and sprayed all over the floor. I ran out of lotion at some point, and began using dish soap for lube. It burned. I never climaxed. Went into work sexually frustrated and stinking like a kitchen sink.

>>28262557
>mfw it would be just as traumatizing if you were a guy
>mfw but I still only started caring when you said you were a grill

fuck feminism. but seriously though, hope you're okay. if I found out that someone did that to my sister their face would be smashed into the fucking pavement.

>>28262626
damn didnt read the word ''darkest'', I just shared my deepest secret.

My real darkest secret is I started fapping to furshit 3 days ago I feel ashamed. not humanoid stuff, feral pokemon porn

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>Greninja
>Gen VI
>first pokemon game I played was Y half year ago

>>28262774
How did you get into it?

Considering your pokemon choice and image choice, was it because of the anime? What made you like it? Why didnt you like it as a child?

>>28262728
Welcome to the real VP

>>28261572
Deoxys
Gen 5
A fee months before gen 4 started, my friend let me borrow his Ruby copy since I didn't play gen 3 yet. I never gave it back even though he begged me daily, but I kept "forgetting" to bring it to school despite how he'd remind me and offer his stuff just to get it back. Gen 4 came out and I transferred everything through the pal park. Then I sold it to gamestop for whatever reason.

>>28262843
started because I wanted to see what it looks like, don't know why I did. Now I really like it

>VP

>>28262783
>>28262783
Pretty much. I liked it ever since I was little (90's kid here). But the TV stopped airing the show after third season, so I kinda dropped it. Got back to it last year, but playing games through emulator felt bad, so I got meself a 3DS for Christmas.

>Scyther
>2
>I still play it

>>28261572
>Being a poor kid
>Black 2
Underage detected

>Favorite Pokemon
>Feraligatr
>Favorite Gen
>4 (HGSS specifically)
>Darkest secret
>I brag about raising my competitive pokemon but half of them I got from trades.

>Togekiss
>5
>I wrote and published a 14,000 word yuri pokemon fanfiction on ff.net
>it wasn't even porn

>Vigoroth
>Gen V
>Traded a kid my duplicate Meganium holo for a binder full of his cards

>>28263115
Can you provide link, please?

most common things in this thread so far:
>johtoddlers
>dicksucking for pokes
>fucking around with or stealing friend's games

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>>28261572
>pic related
>gen 4
>I used to masturbate to the female swimmer spites and had an sd card filled with pictures of it, until on day my younger brother found my dsi sitting in my room with the sd card open. he asked me what it was and I played it off. I threw it away the next day.

>>28263315
remind me of a story
>2006
>had a ds
>brother owns a psp
>Ask him if I can borrow him
>want to use it to check porn on the wifi
>check his historic for fun
>literally pages of very specific porn

Still make of of him 10 years later and he still didnt know I borrowed it for the same reason

>>28263216
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10392646/1/Waves

>>28261572
>Heatran
>3
>nothing, I'm not a dick

>Swampert
>4, I guess?
>I consider my life pretty shitty and sometimes I just wanna die so I can be reborn in the Pokeworld, with the logic and laws of physics etc. made that way so it's all like I imagine it. There's a very little chance it'll work out, but hey. My autism likes to have hope.

>>28263414
Reminds ME of a story.

>200...8? 9? Something like that
>Over at a super Christian cousin's house
>We were friends for a year since I popped out of the womb
>Playing the Battle Now on Pokemon XD
>He needs to get up to take a shit
>He leaves
>Laptop is open
>Check his history while sweating bullets
>See links to furry image hosting sites
>Click on first one just to see what the fuck he's into
>It's an image with about a dozen futa Sonic characters gangbanging
>Doesn't know to this day, probably forgot I looked if he ever did know

>>28263586
Woops, forgot to add favorites.
>Ampharos
>4

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>pic related
>2
>first picture I masturbated to was a nidoking...

>>28263586
>XD

>>28263434
Neat stuff, thanks a lot mate

>I know we're supposed to have a favorite, but I always debate between Feraligatr and Volcarona
>Gen 2
>Pokemon is the reason I don't talk to girls. When I was 6, I thought talking to girls was sooooo easy and getting a girlfriend would be a snap. Unfortunately my opening line was always, "So, do you like Pokemon?" And I would say it with confidence. But every time the response was the same. "Eww no." By the time I was 10 I had given up on talking to girls. If they think my favorite thing is gross and stupid, fuck them. I'm no better now but a deep part of me still resents girls for that.

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>>28261668
So this is how gays are created?

>>28261668
>>28262429
>>28262557
You really should have told someone. Like why does all this "HOLY SHIT RETARD, GET AN ADULT" never sink in with girls? Anyway you seem to have dealt with it well but that sucks.

Pun Intended.

>>28262557
Lost my boner

Ampharos
II
When I would competitive battle with my neighbors I would use an action replay to give my mons max IVs

>>28261572
>Sceptile
>3rd gen
>When I was in 6th grade, I was at my best friends house (an 8th grader) battling him in D/P, and he said that the loser of the battle had to do something for the other guy. I lost, he swept me with a Lucario and Garchomp, and then he told me to give him a handjob. I had no idea what that was (I hadn't masturbated yet), and he showed me how to do it. After a while he told me to put my lips around it, and he came in my mouth, and then he held my head in place while he rubbed his dick on my face

I was crying at that point, and he gave me the Lucario he swept me with to get me to calm down, and we battled a few more times, and I won each time (he lost on purpose to make me feel better I guess).

>>28263872
>girl sucks a guys dick
>gay
what

>>28263632
The game you fucking mong

>>28263586
>XD

>>28264016
It turns out that Lucario mad it all the way to my copy of X.

Should I show him and see what he says?

ITT pedophile sexual fantasies

>Lucario
>3rd
>I like pokemon not being a casual and i'm not a virgin.

>>28264016
Did this um... change you in some way?

Damn there are a lot of child sexual experiences around pokémon lol. I've had some of my own but never pokémon related. But then again I started playing the games when I was 12, even though I'd been playing games ever since I was like a year old and watching the show since I was 4. Go figure.

gen 4
mawile
back around gen 2-3 days when my brother had forgotten about pokemon, i traded his game boy away for dragon ball z cards, when he found out he was so mad
a few years ago he lost my 3DS tho so we're kind of even

>>28263632
>>28264074
Kids please go back to bed! You have to get up early for preschool tomorrow!

>>28263434
>cynthia/dawn
good taste, is it finished? if so I will read it, I can't stand reading stories on FF that aren't done

>>28261572
>Galvantula
>Gen II
>I made a bunch of fake overpowered cards and sold them to my neighbor for hundreds of dollars

>Scizor
>gen1
No-one even knows I still play the games, so I guess that makes it a secret.
Also I bought a substitute plush from Japan a couple years ago.

>>28264361
How new are you that you don't know this old as fuck tradition.
And yet you're calling people underage

>>28261572
>Gardevoir
>IV
>I'm always sad and alone

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>>28264349
I'm gonna go ahead and say no. I'm not gay.

I have a fetish for dominant male Lucario. But I'm not gay for actual men. They disgust me.

Also, this is the Lucario he gave me.

>>28261572
Richtig ehrenlos...

Anyway:
>Glaceon
>2
>Released my starter once.

>>28263036
Black 2 was 4 years ago anon. He could have been 14

>>28264573
I'm gonna ask the important question here
Is it proud of it's power?

>>28264637
Kek

>Venomoth
>Gen 2
>I used hacked mons in a tournament at a con
>I won

>machoke
>can't choose between 2 and 5
>I've never wanked it to pokemon porn and hate furries, but I've always thought in the back of my head that dragonair is kinda attractive.

>>28264637
It "Likes to run"

Proud of its power is stale

>>28261572
>Bellossom
>Gen 5, because of B2W2
>When I was 14 I used a shared love of Pokemon to molest an 11 year old girl

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>>28262557
was sympathetic until i heard you're a grill. literally an army of whiteknights would have lynched him for it, you dumb cunt. fucking off yourself.

>>28264573
I don't blame you anon. Things like that are what actually make people think "oh it's not that bad actually" but I'm sorry this happened to you.
Regarding the Lucario, unless you're looking for an apology (or something similar to happen again, probably not), I'd say just let it be

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>>28264745
>When I was 14 I used a shared love of Pokemon to molest an 11 year old girl

>>28264396
kind of, it hit a good place to stop so i quit it

>>28263510
yfw the pokeworld is the same as the real world but instead of wild animals there's wild pokemon who would fuck you up worse than real life animals and for that same reason you can't keep them as pets ever

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>>28264745
>When I was 14 I used a shared love of Pokemon to molest an 11 year old girl

>>28264806
ok, am reading

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>>28261572
>Gardevoir (i know i suck for that)
>2/3
>i stollen alot of my pokemon collection

Pangoro
Gen II
I think the digimon anime is way better and I get legitimately mad when people say digimon is just a rip-off. Fuck off. They're all tamagotchi rip-offs.

>>28263452
>darkest secret
>Being a dick not required

>>28264905

Pokemon: February 1996
Tamagotchi: November 1996

And Digimon was a Tamagotchi spinoff made by the same company, Bandai.

>>28264794
>>28264845
Well which is it?

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>Metagross
>Gen3
> I'm not a hoenn baby, I play since 1998 and I think Gen1 should not exists except Snorlax and Slowbro.
>I also fap to lopunny and may every day

>>28261572
>Breloom
>Either Gen 3 or Gen 6
>see above

>>28261572
kys poor nigger

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>Eelektross
>4th
>I deleted a friends save file in pokemon once, for no reason at all. >To this day he still doesn't know I did it. I still feel like shit. My reparation to him is to be super nice whenever I see him.

>>28265079
>2 copies of Diamond
for what pvrpose

>>28261572
>Venusaur
>Gen III
> I self-insert ship.

>>28265105
One's bootlegged

The funny thing is it only freezed twice, had normal save time and connects to battle revolution/pokemon ranch. It also trades well. It helped me get all three starters in hg, too.

>>28264897
>Arceus damn

>>28265172
oh ok.
you got lucky, i had a bootlegged emerald without knowing it was bootlegged, until i tried to use pal park, and my save was wiped... was not impressed

>>28265007
literally my top picture to fap

>fav gen 4 mon
>torn leggins
>sexy top pulled over breasts
>literally the same body type as my sexy coworker who gives me downblouse shots everytime she ties her shoes. She made me love flat chest.

>>28265205
Shit senpai.

Did they transfer at least?

>>28265269
nope. had to buy a new copy and start over

> tyrunt
> 2 and 6
>i broke my first gbc playing silver by smashing the screen on the corner of my desk because I couldn't catch a Pineco

>Favorite poke:
Klefki
>Favorite gen:
Tie between two and four
>Darkest Pokemon related secret:
When I was a kid I had this babysitter, and she took my copy of Pokemon Silver, and then tickled me until I peed myself, and said she'd tell if I told that she took my game.

> Scrafty
> 5
> I hate megas

>Quagsire
>2
>I never had any gay experiences through pokemon - other than a bunch of you anons here D;

Favorite Pokemon is Raichu

Favorite gens are 1 and 6

Darkest secret is some time in middle school a friend caught a shiny mankey on FR/LG and I was jelious of it so I asked to borrow his game, transferred it to mine and told him I lost his game before giving it back to him a few months later hoping he had forgotten....literally one of the worst things i ever did

>>28265949
>Steals a pokemon
>"literally one of the worst things i ever did"
How do you live with yourself anon

>Heliolisk
>Gen4
>I'm fapped with _Cynthia_ everyday since 2011

>>28261572
>Gengar
>2
>I stole an entire binder full of pokemon cards from this kid I knew in elementary school. I still have all of them

>>28266165
"Pokemon related"

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>>28261572
>Poliwhirl
>Gen 3
>Some kid traded me the gen 2 starters to leaf green. saw they had pokerus, thought it was bad so i traded them to emerald. cloned them deleted the originals and traded everyting back minus the rus. so dumb

>Gengar
>2 or 6
>Stole my little cousin's copy or silver when i was in middle school or fapped to gardevoir hentai

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>>28261572
>Pic Related
>I'm liking 5
>I got my 12 year old step-fathers grand-child into using action replay

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Chikorita
Gen III
Being a terrible younger brother when I was a kid, I recall getting a collection book of original Pokemon cards from my older sister. Something came over me because one afternoon I just dropped cards from that collection into a ventilation duct. I think when my sister had asked me about the collection years later, I think I told her it went missing during the move to our new home.

I still think about that afternoon to this day. I feel worst than dirt when I think about all of it. I want to be able to either find a complete collection or build a collection of the original cards just so that one day I could go to my sister and tell her the truth.

>Metagross
>Gen V
>I actually got so lost in Seafoam Islands that I had to start a new game (keep in mind this was before there were guides everywhere online)

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>Lickitung
>Gen IV
>I had a crush on Latias when I was younger for a few years. Sometimes I'd play this game with my toys where I played as a Pikachu and raise a family of Pokemon with my Latias wife[spoiler/]

>>28261572
>banette
>gen v
>i coerced my s.o. to give me their surfing pikachu from circa 2006/7 when we first met. I still have it!

>>28261572
>breloom
>5
>i jack it to pokemon porn

>>28262626
Holy shit, what a get.

>Torterra
>Gen 4
>Hilda's my waifu, only I've made her into something entirely different to what the general idea of what she might actually be like (instead of tomboy-ish and loud, she's super shy and girly).

>Feraligatr
>Gen 6
>When I was a kid, I had a "friend" that told me female pokemon were weaker and that the next pokemon games were Diamond and Pearl. I didn't believe him either time, though in my defense Gen 3 had come out so technically the first wasn't true anymore, and he only told me the second after I jokingly suggested it myself. The deep dark part is that I found out he hung himself from a tree a year or two ago and I'm not that torn up about it, because he was an asshole for other stuff he did.

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>your favorite Pokemon
Eevee
>your favorite gen
4
>your darkest Pokemon related secret
I broke my DS Lite over the Cynthia battle in Platinum

>>28261572
>Lilligant
>Generation V
>I get extremely butthurt when others draw Pokémon porn better than me.

Ludicolo
Gen 2
In 8th or 9th grade (can't remember exactly when) I was still stupidly naive and lent my Sapphire version to a guy I barely talked to. He kept the game for about 3 months and wouldn't give it back, even if I pestered him everyday. When he finally gave it back, half of my mons weren't there, specially the Kanto and Johto ones transfered from LG and Colosseum.

>Garchomp
>Gen 4
My friend once hacked Pokemon Diamond with an action replay. I took his game and transferred all of the legendaries and master balls to my game.

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Like and subscribe and become a furrry today ;)

Cleffa/Cyndaquil
Gen II
I stole my friend's GBC and Silver when I slept over one day.I also traded a fake Pidgeotto card to an idiot for Charizard and Alakazam when the cards came out because no one in my entire school had Pidgeotto and Ash had just caught one.

>>28262596
This

>>28264274
Do it

Also post Lucario

>Noivern
>Gen 3
>Sometimes, when I replay the DS games, I turn on a cheat that let's me catch trainers' Pokemon and I pretend I'm playing Colosseum/GoD.

>>28264573
>>28269613

>Gardevoir
>III
>I can only fap to either male Pokemon x female human or porn with a NTR or cheating slut aspect

>poliwhirl
>johto, either time
>I have started countless playthroughs of GSC & HGSS but have never remotely played any of the Kanto side of the games because Kanto is boring & lame empty Kanto after Johto is double lame

>>28265105
Also
>Black
>> White 2

my fav pokemon is dragonite
Fav pokemon game is pokemon go
Darkest secret is I used the joystick hack for a week

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>>28261572
>Nidoking
>gen III
>traded my bro for his pokemon yellow pikachu to my silver, save file corrupted and he lost his pikachu forever, never told him what happened

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>>28261572
>Dragonite
>Gen 4
>I dated a cosplay girl who had a jolteon gijinka, we made out naked one time but I told her to keep the jolteon ears on this was my darkest moment because she was kinda chunky

Pic unrelated

>>28261572

Drapion
6
One time when I was like 10 years old I jerked off thinking about a Vulpix. I'm 22 now and I have never thought about a pokemon sexually before or after that, and I'm not a furry either. I don't know why, but on that one particular day at that one particular time I really wanted to fuck a Vulpix.

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>>28261572
> Glaceon
> Gen 3
> I have three folders of feral pokeporn one of which is obviously pic related

>>28261572
>Noivern
>gen 3
Pokemon is one of the only few things that help stop my suicidal tendencies because I don't have to be myself for those few hours a day that I play

>Floatzel
>4
>I spent 2 weeks as a kid trying to beat brocks onix with my pikachu8

>>28272255
Oh no wait i forgot I stole my uncles gameboy advance and his copy of pokemon silver alongside a lot of other ganes. Second copy id owned by then. And they were both shittily translated versions and halfway through the game they give up with the dialog and its just dots and white boxes. He saw his gba and said hey that looks like mine and i said yeah and kept on playing

>>28261572
>Primeape/Mankey
>Gen 3
>not really anything dark from me, but I got my ds and pearl/ruby stolen by some filthy mexican kids in gym class[

>>28261572
>stealing SS and black 2

Scum

>>28262216
Not really, I guess you didn't play ADV or DPPt

>>28272332
Wait I thought of something, another shitty mexican kid that I knew traded games with me once, silver for crystal. He had a full pokedex and had beaten the E4/Kanto. I played the entire game without saving and on the day he wanted it back I saved over his file.
I don't feel too bad about it though, this was the kind of kid who would trade obvious fakes and steal from people.

>>28262684
I think it would be more traumatizing if it were a guy.

>your favorite Pokemon
Umbreon(Shiny)
>your favorite gen
2 becasue of my childhood and 5 becasue of content
>your darkest Pokemon related secret
Trick a retard into trading me a shiny Treecko his game produced when I was using it to get all starters

>>28261572
>Masquerain
>5
>Not really a dark secret, but the closest thing is when a bear I was fucking asked if I could dress up as Pikachu.

>Raichu
>Gen 3 because of Socialistic playstyle
>I've been playing Pokémon for over a decade and still don't really know type advantages

Rock beats grass and electric beats Steel, right?

>>28273748
Grass beats Rock and electric is neutral to steel.

I didn't know that Electric can hurt Rock pokemon, but not ground pokemon until recently. I'm still iffy when it comes to what ghost/physic/bug advantages/disadvantages are.

>>28261572
>Torterra
>2
>I deleted my cousin's progress once because he annoyed me too much

>Heracross
>4
>I've never caught them all

>>28267301
Hey me too o.o

>>28261572
>Swampert
>Gen 3
>I never played Gen 1 or Gen 2. I played FR/LG and HG/SS instead.

>>28262920
>Not doing it for 6 years like me.

Bellsprout
Gen II
I just play Pokemon to forget the fact that I have no friends and no gf and it's really taking a toll on me. at least NPCs are not so busy and just talk to me.

>>28261572
>mon
Ampharos
>Gen
A hard one, I'd say Gen 3 if not Gen 1
>Seecrit
I deposit regular Dittos in the GTS, claiming they're 6IVs and ask for legendaries. So far, I've gotten all of them until Gen IV doing this

Mismagius
3/5
Once I get a pokemon to lv100 I release it and gen in an identical one with perfect IVs.
Also I bought a 3DS for Y, played 30 hours and never used it again. I always use my DSlite since it has better battery life and ergonomics.

>>28261572
>Blaziken
>5 or 2, can't decide
>I really like every gen and Pokemon game since I played Red when I was 5, including spin-offs

>>28271457
>Feral
Please share it my man. A mega link or something should be enough

>>28261572
>Lapras
>2
>My first fap ever was to PM Gals

>>28261572
>Ampharos

>Gen IV

>When I was 6 I used to tape paper wings to my shinguards after soccer practice, wear them on my arms and pretend I was Charizard Man

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>Togekiss
>5
>My friend had brought someone I didn't know over and they left their copy of FireRed under a chair on my porch. Thinking about it now, I could have given to my friend so they could return it but I kept it instead. I still have it and I refuse to delete the save data even though I'm never giving it up.

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>Aggron
>3
>I cheated for a Deoxys and told everyone some bullshit story about using HMs over and over in an Unown cave in a certain order to open up a secret door to get it.

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>>28261572
>Absol
>gen 4
>My entry point into the series was actually anime when it was shown on TV, i never got a chance to play actual games until about 2010 and even then it was pirated carts, emulators and a used diamond since actual games were borderline impossible to get here and i was poor anyway, the first new game i could buy for myself was platinum. That's why all the nostalgiafaggotry passes entirely over my head - i don't give shit about RBY rereleases since those weren't the games i grew with and out of all these i only played a few hours of yellow. All the social component doesn't matter to me either since no one plays actual pokemon here (only go garbage lately and only because it's a smartphone game)
I also edited like half of the living dex in because i cannot feel arsed getting not easily to get event mons or recapturing a couple hundred mons i caught in other games multiple times. I also keep forgetting what mons do i even have because of that

>Noivern
>Gen 3
>I run a Pokeporn blog on Tumblr

>>28261572
>venusaur/quagsire
> 2/3
>back in middle school during recess we used to have pokemon 'sumo' contests. We would draw a large circle in the baseball field, roleplay a pokemon, and try to physically push each other out of the circle. It was usually fat vs skinny kids, but the skinny kids had special moves to keep it fair. People usually bet their pogs.

>Split between Pangoro and Mawile
>Gen 5 and 6 (mainly because of ORAS)
>I want to fug the __male snorlax

>>28262596
dumb beta

>>28261572
>Glaceon
>Gen V
>I watched my friend steal my other friend's game once and didn't say anything to him about it
kind of a shit secret but fuck it

>nidoking
>gen V
>[Spoiler]i have never completed a national dex, only the regional for each game

>skarmory
>gen2
>nothing sexual sadly but when I was like 8 my friend and I would play pretend Pokemon at the basketball court outside which kinda looked like a gym. We'd just yell CHARMANDER FLAMETHROWER and the other would counter etc. I'd be annoying and say my friend's pokemon's attacks missed half the time. I'm no fun.

>Blastoise
>gen 2
>I realese the starter as soon as I catch something else since gen3, because I find the design stupid
>Im doing a "gflocke". My gf tell me what pokemon to catch and names it. She dont know anything on pokemon and my best is a fucking azumarril named "peppins". Still love her tho

>>28263794
Stop hanging around bland girls then.

>>28263036
>>28264617
Unlikely. When could have he stolen a Blue cart at a reasonable time for a kid to go buy Yellow at a store to replace it? Sounds to me like he means that the habit of stealing stuck to him.

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>Serperior
>Gen V
>As a kid during Gen III, I had a crush of sorts on Kirlia, mostly because it reminded me of my similarly named irl crush. It was an innocent thing, never fapped to a Gardevoir line anything to date, but I kept it unevolved in my party at all times and even got it into my TCG deck which wasn't even built for Psychic. My friends picked up on this and gave me piss for it. One of them is a Gardefag, and I cannot even comment about that.
Now I wonder if this is what triggered my ballerina fetish.

>>28276618
M-mods...?

>Flygon
>Gen III
>I fucking hate Gen V. Like, I actually fucking despise it. It's the only generation that I'd say is bad. I thought pokemon was dead when I got it.