>google "fake pokemon card" and your name
>post results
>>28241050
You don't get any results at all? Your name must be fucked up
W E W
I want to die.
>>28241085
Not at all, just fakemon cards or pictures of old asian men
It's not even one of those stereotypical long unpronounceable names, nobodys ever had a problem with it
Just don't get anything
I have no idea why this relates to 'Lucas', but it was there
Yeah, that's about right
>>28241021
ALWAYS OPPONENT HIT FIRST
>>28241193
Fuck you victor!
>>28241021
>>28241021
>>28241021
based
>tfw obscure bible name so no autism that bears my title gets created
Goddamn. Only italians will get this...
>>28241272
Is your name enoc?
Dear God why
>>28241272
Ishmael?
when will they finally ban this card from tournaments
>>28241370
No but kek
>>28241272
kys theist
>>28241403
edgy fedoralord detected
...
Couldn't find one for Brendan, but this showed up and I think it deserves a thread of its own.
>evolves from sonic
>>28241526
>not a fake
>>28241276
Porcoddio man, that's absolutely disgusting.
>>28241570
so basically flip until you get heads and then do 270 damage?
>>28241570
>if tails, keep on flipping until you get tails
He's cool tho.
>>28241378
>it will kill you 200%
>>28241746
simply ebin
>>28241159
>>28241193
>>28241276
>>28241369
>>28241491
>>28241526
>>28241570
>200 HP
>An attack that does 200 damage
Why are these cards ALWAYS made by people who have no idea how Pokemon cards work?
>>28241779
Because they are made by little kids. Chill, dude, not every person knows about your lame card game.
>>28241799
I don't collect cards anymore, but when I was a kid I used to draw fake ones and they were never broken as fuck for no reason.
What the fuck even is this and what does it have to do with my name
>>28241779
I don't know man, I see 160-200 damage a lot now :^)
>>28241779
>try to get back into pokemon card game
>people bring out some mega-break-ex-legendary I've never heard of
>"uhh I play pikachu, but I cant attack because I don't have any energy"
that fucking look of pity from the guy as those autistic kids laughed at me for not knowing the meta.
never went back, but i still hang out with a couple of the people just to chill and play ORAS so I'm cool with it.
>>28241443
>jammin out
>only usable in the year 42069
TOP KEK
I feel ill, my name isn't even chuck.
don't know what I expected
>>28241159
>Doing 10x the Death Stares only results in 2x damage.
I guess it has deminishing returns.
>>28241779
I'm guessing these are made on some site where the max damage they can put is 200
The only thing I could find
Why
I kind of expected it
>>28242040
FUCKING CHAD REEEEE
>>28241779
>>28241799
Ikr? Fucking kids!
>>28242038
>marvin the meme, jej
>>28241779
>>28241799
Kids are so retarded! Right?
Literally who the fuck are these people
My name isn't even on the card anywhere. What
What
>>28241779
>>28241799
Only kids make dumb cards, fuck them!
>>28242155
Ok Bruno
Whatever you say
>>28241874
>>28242155
it's probably just high on the lists because "pokemon card" is in the search, it appears on mine too
Pretty accurate
>>28242187
>>28242120
>>28242066
>EX Pokemon
nice try
>>28242172
>Flip Off
>the pokemon is confused
Hahahaha.
>>28242187
All you need is 4 of these, 10 healing trainers and 46 water energies
>>28241779
>>28241799
Only adults like us can make totally normal and balanced cards,fuck the kids, they don't know nothing about the metagame!
>>28241021
>Be named Archie
>All I get is the real team aqua "Archie's ace in the hole"
>After a long scroll down, got video thumbnail instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t98owjjbz1s
G-great
Translation:
Asian Train
If this attack is used, Bavo will come directly from Kortrijk to Antwerpen.(Unless he has class so better use it in the evening)
Disguise
Bavo disguises himself as a rabbit and is just super funny (you know him)
>>28242293
That's our Bavo alright!
>>28242291
I M L A F F I N
what's the meaning of this
I can't even begin to talk about this...
Wew
>>28241874
Harrison?
Guess my name
i dunno
>>28241939
>Chuck's divine beard offers you an illusion of choice
My sides
>no Darrel card
Meh
>>28243872
This is the only thing I could find
Just Daryl, not Darell
>spencerchu
>>28242038
>there is no way to explain it, it's just death.
>>28243202
I feel bad for you, Tinker
>Robin
Only real life one that showed up on Google
End my suffering.
>>28242415
I laughed at this. I laughed a lot.
>BOOM BOOM My Duck Is Gone
>>28241021
i guess i should have seen this coming
>>28244015
are you my cousin?
>>28244819
>BOOM BOOM My Duck Is Gone
What did he mean by this?
I expected something else because I share my name with a video game character, just not this one.
Okay.
>>28241021
As expected.
Jesus.
>>28245197
HEY CLAVIN!
>>28241272
>>28241370
>>28241401
>tfw that's my name
I wonder what your name is though kek.
>-fake card-
I know the website to make this has to add that for legal reasons, but it always makes me laugh that someone might try to pass >>28241369 off as a real Pokémon card.
This guy is the only other Niall that ever appears anywhere.
>>28241021
I saw this shit coming from a mile away.
I knew what to expect and I'm still disappointed
>>28244729
>Pikatchu
my fucking name is joao
vincent isnt related in anyway
what the fuck
First result
[Besides klub ice]
>>28241942
I know an Isacc Clark that would probably make a card like that desu.
I honestly couldn't be more satisfied.
>>28247109
The sad thing is, their description was the automatic one on the site, so it wasn't even Olivia's fault.
>>28248054
troy is a mad cunt
>some kid probably made this 10 years ago when this would be considered OP
>most EX cards are better than this
kek
>Over 1,300 for only 4 water energy
wtf kids cant balance!
>>28241159
Nah, he's a cool dude ever since he dropped the ninja act.
I got a couple questions...
>>28241195
Smash Bros. and the MC from Mother 3.Also, I hope you are not the trailer trash who was stalking my ex into madness.
My name isn't even in this at all
>>28248574
>history trivia
This wasn't done by a kid. This looks like those lame attempts from school teachers to get kids involved with their lessons.
kek
>>28241021
>>28248684I was
>billy
>get this
its lit senpai
>>28242120
This card is genuinely shit though.
>>28248891
I'm surprised the Hokeymon card didn't come up.
I want to die.
Can destroy a mountain in one blow!
>>28248744
must be a pretty shit teacher if their only information on why he's famous is that he helped with adventuring
>>28248851ED BOY
>>28241021
>>28249022
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
I keep forgetting we share a name, I always expect that Glee kid for some reason.
this kid looks pretty smug for someone too stupid to make a pokemon card that makes sense
OF COURSE it had to be a br, oh well could be worse
>>28241874
Holy fuck I got it too.
Best card coming through
>>28248895
I'm not up to date with the TCG meta but wouldn't that card be good when paired with Night March pokes?
>>28242277
>>28246026
>if tails, Rebecca Black makes another song
All things considered I did alright
Okay.
Alolan Durant
Ok.
>>28241021
Watch out, guys. I have Cute Face.
>>28241021
>TFW your identity is usurped by a hairpiece and an angry duck
>>28241021
this dont make any sense
>>28249595
>can drop 90-180 dmg every turn with the ability provided it can only be used once per turn
>this shoots up to 190-280 with energy, and prevents the opposing active from counterattacking if it manages to survive on a heads.
Literally Unstumpableexcept perhaps by Lugia
I'd play it.
>>28249022
all other cards btfo
>>28249612
>those move descriptions
6/10, would have fun time arguing about in the playground
>>28241021
...
>>28241021
Literally what the fuck
>>28241443
>Want to use Jammin Out
>It's 42064
O-only 5 more years, bros
>>28249085
>Flip a coin, if tails this attack dose nothing
>this attack dose nothing
>dose nothing
>dose
MEXICAN DRUGLORD CONFIRMED!
>>28252440
>if the defending pokemon is not the opponent is knocked out
CLOSE ENOUGH.
Okay why is this entertaining me
>bet you cant guess my name
>>28252535
This person didnt even try
>>28252535
>cole
Also enjoy this card
>>28252411
hue
this made me smile
>tfw you don't find anything because your name is weird
>>28242031
>bite
FUCKING KEK
What the actual fuck
My name is not anything close to Samuel, I have no idea why this is what popped up.
Is it alright if I usedBing?
>Poke Power does 200 damage
>Poke Power causes death on Heads
>Poke Power causes death on Tails too
>This is not really a fake card it just says fake.
>>28252672
post name
>>28241526
>evolves from sonic
>Flip a coin.
>Heads knocks out all the opponent's Pokemon.
>Tails does 200 damage to all opponent's Pokemon.
>>28248207
>50% chance to get dubs
THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS MOTHERFUCKER!
I can dig it
>>28241021
topukeko
>tfw shitmon name
>>28249022i lost the game
For extra fun, add dark to your name
>>28244729
>>28245049
>>28247974
>>28249022
>>28249039
>>28249539
>>28252601
Hello. What's your favorite Pokemon?
>>28244627
>evolves from brown sugar
>>28252847
nice
>>28252601
>ywn roll heads
why live
>>28241603
>>28241662
I think he means that you flip once, and if it's tails, you flip again until you get another tails. If you get heads inbetween, that's added to the damage.
But he wrote that pretty darn terribly.
>>28241526
Why is it always Sonic please just tell me
>>28252864
>6/10
>>28252990
>Promo
I think I'm pretty strong, guys.
YEEEEEEEE
>Your still dead
Awesome
Literally my least favorite celebrit. Fuck
>>28254268
>those effects
The first fucking result.
>>28241193
>Nut and grab
fear me lads
>>28241221
>>28241378
>>28241526
>>28242196
kek
>>28252411
I recognize that outer glow from some old photo manipulation program.
>>28253288
Fucking >Andrew Jackson Banking Conspiracy Illuminati meme
>absolutely no results
Feels bad to be anything that isn't English
The edge
>>28252864
Screw you, now I did aswell
>>28242139
This just introduces the annoyance of having to announce your poke-power every turn...
>>28242245
>start with hand of 7 energies
>loss every time
>tfw my name is Ash so I can never play these games.
>>28244059
>evolves from Rick Grimes
>>28245287
Is this pronounced like Neal/Neil?
>>28254809
At least you name aren't pretty unique in the world, that can't play these games without identify youself.
I only have one t so all the results were just those playing mats :|
>>28242293
>Gemiddelde_Belg.jpg
???
Why is sam the go to name for super autists?
This was the least cringty one, actually gave me a giggle. The rest were all FnaF and Minecraft crap.
>>28244898
His dad shot his duck with double-barrel shotgun
>>28254311
Literally the same one I got. Is your name Adrian?
>>28241939
>resistance is futile
I laughed
>>28247923
O-oh
>>28257919William
>>28241272
Sup Aquila.