Based on your job or whatever you study, what would your Pokemon

>>28236663
You're a clown?
They still have clowns?

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>>28236674

Not really a professional clown, but yes. Don't let all those horror movies cloud your judgement. Clowns are bros.

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NEET

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Delusional NEET obsessed with the paranormal

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Evolutionary biologist studying flies.

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>>28236766
You a based clown nigga

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Local TV News Director

>Work in the Navy as a Corpsman

Blissey I guess? Is there a combat healer poke?
Since my specific job is basically water and habitability sanitation, any scientific water pokemon?

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>>28236766
This. I am tired of the media falsely depicting clowns.

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>>28236663
FBI Top Secret Special Agent

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Voice actor

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Studying social sciences, going to focus on anthropology, so basically

>fuck off somewhere far away to learn how people do weird shit

I guess one from each region, or as many folklore/myth looking ones I could find, or the versatile/adaptable ones

>>28239543
>voice actor
Just say unemployed.

>>28239613
That's not a good or useful major, fyi.

>>28239613
Yeah, that's cool and all, but why didn't you choose the Ruin Maniac sprite?

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I'm a doctor

>>28239643

It's fun nigga, I'll survive. Don't need to live like a b illionaire

>>28239678

Technicaly because it's not just ancient or primitive societies that are eligible for study, I could be sent to modern day Russia or India or some shit. It just needs to be different

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Laudryman delivery, also enginer student.

>>28236663
Nice choice, must be a cool job.
>>28238982
best choices ever, for you studies.
>>28239320
Since you are in the navy, Seagun is oblygatory.

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Just because it's still open.

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Studying Reptiles
And amphibians

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>>28239914

>>28239914
>owing a smeagle means you are going anything for money
I have 50 bucks here, anon.

Where do you go to make these again? I haven't made one in a long time.

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>>28236663
Well I am an Architect so, something like this I guess--

>Porygon: man-made pokemon
>Smeargle: artist / painter
>Nosepass: compass / north arrow
>Chimecho: ornament
>Bastiodon: the wall / battlement
>Milotic: the most beautiful of all pokemon

>>28236663
theatre person here. I'd have a similar team to yours probably.

lots of performance pokemon.

>>28240020

Poké charm. Read the credits in the cards.

>>28240090
Thanks bro.

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Feel free to guess why for my picks

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I am a guy that answers on client complains.

>>28236976
>Parasect
nice mate

>>28239966
where is quagsire

>>28240150
Youtuber.

>>28240167
telemarketer

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Reporter covering fossil fuels

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Industrial worker here. Getting down and dirty garbage and waste products while maintaining machinery of various sort. Manual labor at its peak.

>>28240229
>Youtuber

Nah

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Historian, generally Asian and Eastern history.

>>28238982
>>28239848
>>28240048
Really like these.

University student who plans on becoming a comfy NEET.

Don't know what my team would be.
Crobat because it lives in caves and is quite common?
What else

>>28240354
Would argue that Tyrantrum is cheating cause it's in the realm of archeology and not history.

>>28240150
director/actor/producer/cameraman?

seems like the film branche to me.

>>28240150
Video editor?

>>28240403
I'm with this guy. Replacing Tyrantrum with Frosslass(Geisha) or Samuroth/Accelgo would not works better? Or maybe a Unkow?

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Production crew for TV

>>28240524
Got it!

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Been a security guard the longest, but I've done all kinds of jobs due to the shit job market here.

Currently unemployed and doing odd jobs.

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/vp/oreons!
Whats my profession?

>>28240403
This anon here, >>28240048 , I worked as an archaeologist for a few years myself and am about to go back for a Ph.D. in architecture history; You'd be surprised at the overlap between a lot of these fields. It wouldn't be unusual for a historian to work with archaeologists and anthropologists in the field by any stretch of the imagination!

>>28240568
Frosslass is an excellent idea though, I'd replace Excadrill with it though, I think?

>>28240354
Thanks man, I'm digging your card too

>>28236766
Clowns are universally hated for a good reason. Nobody genuinely likes clowns.

>>28240594
>Security guard
>No Growlithe
>No Exploud
>No fighting types

BRUH

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Armored truck driver/guard.

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Ancapist Youtuber - Bitcoin miner.

>>28240641
Unarmed security guards don't fight when shit gets real. They call for help and hide somewhere safe. If tasked with a post that requires dealing with people, you're more of a glorified receptionist.

Some security guard work is more hands on, but I never got into any of it. My posts even forbid me from touching anyone, not even to stop them.

I figured Houndour and Chansey are more in line with the actual skill set. Houndour is known for calling for help, and generally being more bark than bite, and chansey is the defacto deal with people pokemon. Besides, I also did some time as a nurse assistant.

>>28240602
Rapist?

>>28239725
Why don't you have a raichu bro that can as a defib?

>>28240894
Chansey learns thunderbolt.

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IT fields and electrical engineering

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>>28236663
Cool. My name is Isaac too.

>>28240963
Oh, I forgot to add that I'm a digital artist.

>>28240602
You kill chicken for KFC while being nude ?

>>28240963
What's Zorua doing there?

>>28241001
He is a Deviant "artist"

>>28240963
>>28240994
I firstly thougt you were a graphic desinger so I'm kinda right

>>28240197
Quagsire isnt a frog, toad, lizard, gecko, salamander, snake, turtle, or tortise

>>28241025
Should've known from the creepo flasher sprite.

>>28240963
Zorua is best known for illusions, and I'm while I make my own art (and voice work, thus the Chatot), I also mostly edit pictures, therefor not the real art. That, and Zorua is also a smidge the kind of I do/edit. I do a little bit of furry art, but 90% of my stuff is nonhuman (aliens, fantasy, and other stuff).

>>28241141
I chose the veteran sprite as well as the old badges, because of how long I've been into Pokemon. I've been playing since '96, and I've got a lot of experience under my belt.

>>28241167
Lots of money in commission work for furries if you're good

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Aerospace engineer, specialized in materials and structure

>Latias and Garchomp- jet motif
>Metagross - computer for FEM simulations
>Porygon - looks like a mesh
>Gurdurr - has an I-beam
>Altaria - clouds

>>28241209
Regrettably, I'm not that good or as famous as the mainstream furry artists. I don't presume to be. Being a digital artist is my hobby/backup job. I mostly do voice work, but I'm tons better at art at the moment.

>>28241126
It totally is a Salamander dude, what shit are you on?

>>28241204
No one who looks as shady as the veteran sprite can be up to any good.

>>28240568
>>28240403
I had an Unown, I think I decided he and Cofa+Tyrantrum were pretty similar. Agree with the Tyrantrum point.

Accelgo/Ninjask is an idea, Froslass isn't a geisha though, she's a monster known as a Snow Woman. Ghost types in general make sense though.

I'm open to any feedback.

>>28241246
Architect bro here, I like that you and I share a Porygon for very different reasons, but 2 pseudos AND a legendary? Come on man.

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I use to be a substitute teacher filling in for multiple subjects and I was the coach of the swimming club, eventually moved from substitute teacher to art teacher and I'm still the coach for the swimming club.

>>28241335
If perusing /b/ and other parts of 4chan counts as "up to no good", then yes, I'm up to no good.

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Not a clean job, but fulfilling

Ecosystem restorator (Biologist) here. I deal with invasive species, so I assume Alolan rattata could be my sixth.

Was gonna roll with scientist sprite but I really don't wear labcoats.
>>28241458
I like your job.

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>>28241515
Of course I had to foget the trainer card.

>>28241515
regular rattata and pidgey work too. Little assholes have introduced themselves into pretty much every region in pokemon.

>>28241567
Corphish might've worked too. Their RSE Pokedex entry says they were from another region, and their population pretty much exploded.

>>28241567
True! I guess I fell into the variant hype. I guess I would go Rattata or Pidove, as IRL they are sme of the worst invasive animals.

>>28241567
Man. i would love you came here and remove keb- er... pidgeons from my neighborhood.
They are in every danm building, shiting in the cars and in our windows. Fuck they!

>>28241671

I suppose I would have to choose between IRL invasive species and species that are invasive in the Pokemon world.

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Physicist working with jet propulsion.

>>28241682
Assholes take over the nests of native birds too, so it's not only you who is affected my man. Programs have been made in my country but well-intentioned people fuck it up because they like pidgeons, so fuck the enviorment.

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dumb, lazy ass economics student

>>28241728
Maybe Remoraid? I think ayyylmao is out of place. Cool job tough. Amazed that many pokemon players are scientists.

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Computer Engineer. Wrecked a shitty teacher's computer with autorun so that he'd quit.

>>28241730
feed then with rice and wait they explode actually works or is just a teory/brocience?

>>28241728
>>28241536
>>28241515
>>28241458
>>28240354
>>28240312
>>28240048
>>28239966
>>28239848

These are all really excellent

>>28241762
Nice. I always feel for you computer guys because there aren't many computer oriented mons. I guess that's Digimon territory.

>>28241728

fucking golurk

>>28241515
In the gulf of mexico they are training sharks to eat lion fish because of how bad the infestation is getting. Maybe sharpedo?

Also instead of ratatatta I would have a gumshoos.

>>28241777

Some die, some don't, but it's really an awful control method because many other birds will die too. (They don't explode tough.)
Birds of prey is currently one of the best controls out there.

>>28239613
take that lab coat off, you fake

>>28241797
shitty office job mons is what we lack>>28241748

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>>28241818
I forgot about him, he works.

>>28241849
Hey, never heard about the shark stuff, that's cool. They do have Lionfish fishing contests in the gulf of Mexico.

>>28240167
underrated post

>>28241859

For the amount of mons based on stuff, we really lack office themed ones. Paperclip pokemon when?

>>28241888
I was down in bayahonda a few weeks about on vacation and talked to the a ranger about it. She also said she goes on those trips. I think I might sign up for it next time I can go down there.

>>28239613
>Social sciences
>Wearing a lab coat

That's now how that works, my man.

>>28241919
I would use pokemon based on the theme of the job, like this guy:

>>28240167

It's perfect.

>>28241932
I want a a normal type honey badger wageslave that evolves into a normal/dark boss

>>28241966
I may be dense but I'm no getting the electrode.

>>28241983
He's silent on the phone listening to other peoples stupid problems for hours and hours and hours and eventually snaps and calls some old lady a cunt because she cant figure out how to restart her computer

>>28241983
because eventually there's no more hardening and you self-destruct or explode

>>28242003
>>28240167
I also find a masturbation analogy there

>>28242003
>>28241997

Thanks bros. The I agree, great trainer card.

>>28240856
>>28240996
No. Its a Spartan,

>>28241943
>thinking it's actual science just because of the name.

My nigga, you're in for a treat.

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I'm an elementary school librarian. Figure Aipom could help me reach the higher shelves without a ladder..

>>28242316

>Elementary school
>Mr. Mime

I think we need to have a talk.

>>28242334
>Librarian
>Mime
>Shh
no, but keep posting your ebin innuendos

>>28241857
>>28241943
>>28242152

I couldn't find anything better, the Ruin maniac sprite was more for archaeology in my mind

What's better then?

>>28242316
Needs more Sigiliph, the floating ancient ruin protector.

>>28242564
Mime don't talk, they don't tell other people not to.

>>28242689
>Pokemon whose entire schtick is that it doesn't talk
>Is depicted in anime multiple times as being helpers for other domestic-type work
>Somehow not thematically fit for being an assistant in a library

what is wrong in your brain?

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About to study Criminal Justice

>>28242316
>someone from /vp/ works in an elementary school
i don't know how to feel about this

>>28240312
I know the dat feeling, Industrial bro.
Be wary of back, don't foce youself.

>>28241347
It's what he gets for having a job that matters

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>>28242740
S-sorry

>>28242740
At least she is female and also not someone from /b/, kids are safe.

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>>28242760

>>28242740
i wonder if those kids will someday end here too

>>28239320
Alomolomoloma is a Water-typed healer pokemon

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I'm a Submariner. I work with electronics and hydraulics.

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>>28240312
My man keep those gears running.
I studied processing techologies for biological generated materials.
Currently producing crop protection suitable for organic production.
Lots of processing technology, but also things like environmental pretection
and waste disposal to think about. Also sometimes i haveto attend field tests so
I find myself dressed like a farmer every so often.

>>28243389
almost forgot
>Muk and Garbador for waste management/disposal
>Klingklang for the machinery we use
>Belossom and Tropius for the crops we try to preotect
>Clampearl because Mussels are used to clean bodies of water and to indicate waste

>>28243389
U N O V A
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Working at a shitty hotel.

Jigglypuff for relaxing lobby music
Oddish as a general lobby plant
Meowth since I work with money and change often
Exeggutor to add an outside tropical aesthetic
Vaporeon to enhance to pool area
Delibird to help deliver stuff to guests

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Epidemiologist with a focus on LGBTQ health and STIs

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Office job worker trying to work up enough money to support himself on an adventure.

>>28243833
I like this one

>>28242730
Cool.

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Thought about adding Uxie and Azelf, but decided not to.

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>mfw cna
>mfw nurses expect me to their job
>mfw understaffed and haven't had a weekend off since started working here
>mfw i think im depressed and wanna quit but close to patients and feel guilty

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Probably a few things that are better, but this is would I would likely end up with in the end.

>>28236766
Acts like juggling can be fun to watch, but clowns are creepy AF. Sorry dude.

>>28240637
This.

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Studying Science education and ESL education.

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Marine biologist. The shiny wooper is the pokemom equivalent of my axolotl.

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Computer scientist.

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>>28249313
Alternatively

>>28246367
I worked as a CNA once. ONCE. I eventually quit because my health went to shit due to it. I don't know about anywhere else, but in my facility it was stressful as fuck. We were also understaffed and overworked, which made everything worse.

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I work at Hooters, the sprite is the closest I could get to fitting

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i am working as a veterinarian (i studied that) and i am also studying medicine

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I currently work as USA president, i am gonna retire soon so i am just chilling in /vp/

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Yes, it's fake but it pays my bills while I'm in school.

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Cath Tech.

Blissey, obvs
Luvdisc cause I work with hearts
Honedge cause I use scalpels
Electivire cause I get to shock people
Zweilous for the caduceus
Gengar cause people occasionally die.

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I'm in marching band.

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>>28236663
Personal assistant

>>28249313
Good one. I'd probably throw in a Porygon as well.

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>>28236663

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CS Major.

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Lots and lots of testing code

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I'm a male nurse lol

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linguist ahaha

>>28236766
Its not you bro.

Face make up is just unsettling to me.

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Currently studying tourism, thought these mons suit pretty well?

Riding through water, visiting the unknown, a compass, flying/planes, continents, and how one changes in each region.

>>28252822
I like this one.

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>>28236663
Studing Forensic Biology

>>28251674

How did you get Salandit in the card? I didn't find any gen VII mons in the crad maker.

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Menial labor, used to do off the books security stuff. Guess that means lots of fighting types and hard dicks.

>>28244090
Why a duck?

>>28243990
Kek.

>>28246235
Fits well.

>>28247836
Cop?

>>28248997
Its nice that you just don't pull thousands of fish-mons.

>>28248887
Why the monkey?

>>28249313
>C++
Clever.

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I'm just a guy who's a trainer for fun

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IT guy, Server / Networking admin and Computer Sience, Software developer

>>28250360
Wrestling? thats cool, why not Cosplay Pikachu? or doenst the cardmaker have it?

>>28250058
Why isn't your team 2 Jynxes? you Hatched two of those with your Jynx wife right?

>>28255357

What's this team about?

>>28236663
student of physics and electrical engineering so... magnemite?

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>>28242003
this guy get this. I was studying to become journalist. Now I'm only a person that answer on complaints for 3$/h and work for 8 hours from monday to saturday.

Feels bad mate, inb4 electrode

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Self explanatory.

>>28255220
Honestly, forgot about it.

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I don't think anybody gets it

>>28239613

>Anthropology
My bro. I'll be studying it after I finish my library tech diploma. I want to do the same thing, going to other countries and researching different subcultures.

You should put some fairymons in there though. Since they're based off of literally folklore and myths. Also some psychic pokemon.

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Cafe

tfw no coffee pokemon

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Photonics engineer in training.

>Porygon-Z for my usually unstable coding
>Magnezone for the circuits I make
>Klingklang for the stuff I make
>Solrock and Chandelure for light

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Cyber Transport, which is the Air Force's way of trying to make "IT Guy" sound more military.

Scizor because he's a living wire cutter, Rotom and Electivire because I work with electronics and live wires quite frequently, Skarmory because he's made of metal and flies, and Noivern and Porygon-Z represent voice and internet services, respectively, which is my particular focus.

>>28255697
Might as well type up mine. Since I'm going back to school for the library tech thing, I'll just repost when I've made up before.

>Clefable
Can float to the top of the shelves for places I can't reach. Helps out with the library events as well. Scolds patrons who are too rowdy or loud.
>Klefki
Library security and keeps the keys to the rare library materials.
>Morelull
Literally a walking book/night light.

I'm open to anymore suggestions as long as it's a fairy type. I don't like having a non-mono type team. I choose the fairy type because it's based on fairytales, folklore and myths. It'll also tie in nicely when I start my degree in Anthropology.

>tfw when no book pokemon based on the classic RPG monster that looks like a literal book until you get close to it and it snaps at you for trying to read it or find out it's secrets.

Please GameFreak.

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My actual profession is too boring for a pokemon team.
i'm a hobbyist prop maker, so i work with toxic shit all the time, therefore, my monotype is poison.

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>Smeargle because obvious
>Ditto because he can morph into whatever I need and do difficult poses for me
>Teddiursa because emotional support
>Slaking because "draw me like one of your french girls"
>Gardevoir to help me with ideas and to hypnosis me to sleep when I need it
>Farfetch'd cause he can learn fly and also for protection. Who's gonna fuck with me when I've a leek-bearing bodyguard?

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>>28236663

>>28240083

Hell yeah, another theatre fellow. Where are you from?

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>>28236663
I'm a nurse practitioner

Audino/Blissey are the general healing pkmn
Sylveon to soothe with ribbon feelers
Raichu as a defibrillator/cutie
Machoke to lift patients and do other manual labor
Dusknoir for pain split, radio, and to take my patients to the spirit world if necessary

>>28255532
you should replace one of your pokemon with one who can assist you with grooming

like maybe a scyther?

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I work 24/7 shift work as a rostering co-ordinator for a finance and security company.