>"Ha ha ha! You really expected to please a girl with

>>28230823
Im gay and a bottom so ha

>>28230839
im gay and a dom *wink*

>>28230839
tfw when gay
tfw bear
tfw massive dick
tfw bottom

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>>28230823
Haven't you heard that food is the way to someones heart now?

>tfw dick is too big for wife and sex is always uncomfortable

>>28230931
sex is always uncomfortable when your girlfriend is imaginary

>>28230914
I think I just had a stroke looking at this thing

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>>28230823
>tfw dicklet

>>28230914
>cheese not melted
i'd eat it otherwise

>>28230823
Says the girl that lusts after Micro-dick Ketchum

>>28231072
Don't feel bad anon. Small penises are cute :)

>>28230823
Keep on saying that while you cheat on Ass.

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>>28231146
>tfw also have PE

The average dick is actually pretty small, like 5-5.5 inches or some shit.

>/vp/- Sex with animals and underage girls

>>28230823
I've seen too many videos of cam sluts getting off on non-vibrating 4 inch toys to believe that women give a shit about size.

>>28230914
God that makes me wanna hurl

>>28231198
Physical Education? What are you talking about anon?

>>28231263
Because they really don't. The average vagina is only like 3-4 inches deep, and they're more about emotion than anything. If they have some type of connection with you emotionally, they'll in almost all cases enjoy.

Even then girth and how you use it is more important. Hell fingers and tongues are good enough for a girl, and fingers are fucking small.

>>28231299
He probably means Erectile Dysfunction.

>>28231087
If it was melted it'd be almost uneatable though, unless you want to scrap it off the floor with your mouth like a fucking furry animal

>>28230931
Getting your hand cramped up eh

>>28231328
>>28231299
I think he means premature ejaculation.

>>28231328
Oh! :(

>>28231352
If this is the case it ain't too bad. You don't have to penetrate and finish right away, you can play with a lot of stuff and save the penetration for when the two of you want to finish. I also last longer when I use condom so there's that.

>>28231307

3 to 4 inches is when they're not aroused, after arousal it can be up to 8 or 9 inches deep.

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>>28231072
Iktf

>>28231307
>>28231448
You're actually both wrong technically. Vaginas when not aroused range from 2.75 inches to 4 inches, while when aroused can range from 4 to 5.5 inches when aroused. While that isn't the case for most women as every vagina is different, this is the typical average of a woman who has not given birth before. The point being, people focus too much on penis length, when in reality if you're at the very least 4-4.5 inches, you're typically good to go, with 5-6 being the sort of sweet spot for penises. But again, every vagina and woman is different, some only want 8 inch beefers and their vagina when aroused is about 7-8 inches deep.

This has been your friendly neighborhood doctor man.

>>28231072
>>28231586
And how big are you both?

>>28231646
Just about 5', probably a tiny bit under.
Fuck Asian heritage man.

>>28231711
You're fine.

>>28230823
Reee you will get replace bitch

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>>28230823
>can still please you better than that loser ash

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>>28230914
Why do you do this anon?

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>tfw 2.5 inch.

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>>28231894
>tfw will never be able to slam into her cervix

>>28231831
For the same reason you spoiler;

We feel like it

>>28231894
When erect?
>>28231934
Most women don't like that at all.

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>>28232007
When erect. Though honestly its closer to 2 inches I just wanted to feel better.

>>28232049
I bet it looks super cute :3 I wish I could fuck you in front of a mirror to see your tiny clitty swinging.

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>>28230823

>>28232007
Implying i fuck for her pleasure.

What a cuck thing to say

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>>28232049
Damn anon...I'm sorry. Enjoy this cute pic of Goku's mom as condolences.

>tfw 7" long and 6" around

feels good man

>>28232159
Doesn't matter what size your dick is, you'll still be a virgin.

>>28232204
but anon i'm not :^)

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>>28232347
Say that to my face and not online and see what happens manlet.

>>28230865
Being a bottom doesn't mean im a sub... I'm very demanding

>>28231646
>tfw 6'5"
>but 4 inch piddly dick
Thanks genetics.

>>28230931
6 inch master race over here, feels good to have a dick that's just the right size!

>>28232500
Could be worse anon. Just find a tiny girl.

>>28232514
Fuck off Pomf

My tiny dick was made to please daddypussy.

I have no interest in girl"pussy"

>>28231711
5 inches is literally the average

>>28232582
Whoa now, don't tell the internet that. They don't like the truth or logic. They'll burn you at the stake anon.

Seriously though, people watch too much porn, that is their fucking problem.

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>>28232159

>>28232132
You're the only one getting cucked, baby dick. Unless you're going to grow a few inches it'd suit you to be less selfish.

>>28232876
Do you actually believe I get tons of girlfriends who then leave me after seeing the state of my dick? I'd still be virgin even if I had the fattest cock in the world, don't kid yourself retard.

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"I'll show you a real dick, anon!"

>>28231894
post pics of boipussy

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>>28230823
yes.

>>28233074
You're right. It was kind of stupid of me to assume anyone, at all, ever would be interested.

>>28230823
I'd make her strip, put a leash on her, and force her to crawl along the muddy ground, her breasts wobbling back and forth as tears run down her beautiful face. I'd force her to have sex with me as I shove my huge cock inside her vagina as she screams in pain and pleasure. Then, I would raise her children. Happy?

>>28233516
>not wanting her to do that to you