Is Nidoking a cuck? >can'tnot allowed to breed with

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>mfw you brought this to my attention
>unknown headcanon of King being Alpha shattered

Nidoking gets better bitches than that ugly fat bitch.

>>28228192
Execpt that Nidoqueen can't breed

>>28228192
thats not tue though, its nidorina and nidoqueen that cant breed.

>>28228192
>Nidocuck

>>28228192
>implyinh Nidoqeen isnt the cuck

Nidoqueen cant fugg so Nidoking fucks some other bitch instead.

>>28228192
No you dumbass. Nidoking cucks the shit out of Nidoqueen by fucking tight nidoran(f) poochi instead.
Nidoqueen is old and busted

>>28228359
So lolicon?

>>28228330
So pedophilia?
What could have we expected from the Japanese?

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>>28228293
>>28228330
>>28228342
>>28228359
Yea but he is a cuck. How do you think he feels about him not being able to please his own woman while The purple Chad manlet over here can swoop and pop out all the rats?

>>28228605
I dont think you understand anon, nidoqueen can not produce eggs with any pokemon, even ditto. they are not able to breed via any mechanic in the games.

>>28228605
Nidoqueen can't breed at all. Not even with a ditto. Nidoqueen is in menopause.

>>28228632
>>28228640
So how are legit competitive Nidoqueens born

>>28228605
Are you dumb? Nidoqueen cannot breed at all. She is menopausal. Moonstone radiation killed her eggs.
Meanwhile, Nidoking is nonstop pounding that nidoranF pussy.

>>28228649
There is nothing political about this

>Go normies

Stop projecting.

>>28228664
you use a nidoranF or a nidoking and a ditto. nidoking can produce nidoran male or female eggs with ditto.

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>>28228676
what the fuck

Why does game freak get a pass to let this happen?

>>28228701
to let what happen? people have been saying nidoqueen not being able to breed is dumb since gen 2, how new are you?

>>28228732
I've only discovered this board a month ago. Pretty much stayed on /pol/ and /b/

>>28228941
>/pol/ and /b/
Are you 12?

>>28228983
He just left those boards, no? Maybe he used to be 12?

>>28228996
I'd say most people used to be 12.

>>28229023
Not me, I skipped to 13.

>>28228983
>Are you 12?

Said by someone on a Pokemon board.

>>28228293
>>28228342
He fucks Jynx's all damn day

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>>28228192
I was horrified to see my bro besmirched, but I gotta admit I'm glad to see all the anons who have spread reason before my arrival. Nidoqueen is, in fact, a cuckquean. As to why that was incorporated into the game, who knows? I'm gonna go with "Japan" as my guess.

Some animals can't be bred in captivity because we don't know the environmental needs.
Even certain animals kept as pets.

>>28228941
We really really need to delete /pol/

>>28228192
>It's a cuckposter is actually retarded thread

Good day.

Nidoqueen and Nidoking only evolve when exposed to the radiation from Moon Stones.
Unfortunately, this radiation makes Nidoqueen infertile and alters the Nidoking's DNA so much that the only Pokemon capable of breeding with it is the one with the ability to mimic its DNA.

>>28229896
/pol/ is the best board though. Most of 4chan's greatness is born on that board and /b/.

>>28230067
so why can't nidorina breed if she hasn't been exposed yet

>>28230090
Cuz it smells

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>>28230078
You can't be serious

>4'7

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>>28230078
u fucking wat

>>28230090
she isn't a kardashian.

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>>28230195
prove me wrong.

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>You will never be a Nidoking and pound loli puss all day as the only means of reproducing besides stuffing your dick in whore jelly
Damn, I wouldn't call that a cuck, he gets to fuck lolis all day erry day.

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Then it's time to go above and beyond the natural order....

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>>28230224
>You will never be a Nidoking and pound Nidoqueen pussy everyday without fear of having children.

>>28228605
I think you might actually be retarded. Then again, you are a cuckposter.

>>28230401
>Nidoqueen can't relearn a bunch of Nidorina stuff
>Fucking about with the move pool requires you to train a new nodorina
Fuck.

>>28230219
/pol/ is literally a containment board.

Righties who can't think for themselves love it. I don't think it's any worse than the garbage the prominent liberal sites' garbage though either. It's just sort of a joke to anyone with a shread of self-awareness.

That being said there have been lots of good times on there, Zimzam notably. I always had a soft spot for conspiracy threads too.

I covert went to a pol meetup in 2012 and it looked exactly like what I was afraid it would be.

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>>28230480
what did it look like

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Daily reminder that this isn't fixed even after 6 generations #nidoqueenlifematters

>>28230563
Gamefreak won't retcon it unless they introduce a new breeding group. You know how they roll post-gen 2.

>>28230563
But they're based on rabbits. Gamefreak made this mechanic similar to how rabbits go through their mating seasons. Rabbits get into their menopausal state way faster than most other living creatures. It's why they can breed after about 5 months.

Technically they can still get pregnant but it's not good for them to try and have babies.

>>28230788
>Gamefreak made this mechanic similar to how rabbits go through their mating seasons

Source on that?

>>28229646
So which of those 2 Nidorans did he fuck?

>>28230893
Both of course

>>28230219

Prove it, show that greatness with screencaps

>>28230835
>Source on that?
His ass. there's actual evidence in the code that they had to individually code breeding for the nidoran line due to them being separate male and female entries on the pokedex.

Which leads to the assumption that someone fucked up and they have simply not felt like admitting the mistake. Hell, Nidoqueens breed in the anime.

>>28231029
>Individually coded
>Has Nidoran-F able to breed
Doubt.

>>28230835
>>28231029
Oh, and the pokedex entries in-game talk about Nidoqueen protecting her young. Which she wouldn't be able to do if she canonically couldn't have them.

>>28231069
>Remember to input code here
>Forget to stick code over there
The nidoran line is coded like a genderless pokemon with a bunch of exceptions tacked on.

It's probably some sort of inside joke on why Nidoqueen can't breed and that's why it hasn't been changed.

nidocuck

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OP here.

I have learned the error of my ways. Forgive me. Nidoking is still the alpha man.

But we can not let Nidocuck-queen have a free pass

>>28231296
It's for the best. You don't want to compete with your Nidoking every single time you feel like fucking your Nidoqueen.

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>>28230893

>>28231073
>Which she wouldn't be able to do if she canonically couldn't have them.

Maybe she bred as a Nidoran, shithead

>>28231587
>And evolved twice before her nidoran babies could evolve once

>>28231606
Nidoran evolves at l.16 and Moon Stone and mon in the breeding don't evolve
Sounds entirely possible.

>>28231606
>lv 15 nidoran
>git bred
>level up and git moon stone before egg even hatches

Wow, that was hard!

>>28228192
Yes

>>28229896
>Delete /pol/
>All 4chan boards become /pol/ as the posters there are unleashed

I'm game. Sounds like good times.

>>28228381
>>28228433
yup.
>implying you wouldn't prefer nidoran

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>>28229201
#rekt

>>28229646
nidoqueen is calibate and pure. thats why she can't breed.
HA!

>>28230078
I lol'd

>>28230313
thats a nice way of looking at things