>w-what do you mean you don't want me on your team, anon??

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100 base speed is shit

Sorry, but my Mega slot's already being used by Kangaskhan, and Sylveon's Specs Hyper Voice is stronger anyways.

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I found a better waifu, who is better than you.
You may be effective against her, but she can give me rides.
Many kinds of rides.

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>>28213703
Oh, she can actually look like a true human.

>>28213690
Having 2 megas on your team can help you pull off a strong mind-game. Risky, but valuable for making you harder to predict.
9/10 times, your enemy has you beat the moment they see your team in preview. Forcing them to guess which one you'll mega-evolve means you can bend the odds in your favor.
Of course this means you have to forgo building the most optimized team, but deviating from the norm is a good strategy anyway thanks to the counter-centralized metagame.

>>28213646
You must be a bug or sea creature to join this team.

>>28213646
I'm sorry to break it to you, but since the latest SM patch you won't be able to Mega Evolve anymore.

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>>28213646
Here's your stone, then.

>>28213646
I don't need you, I have a better mega, a better fairy, a better psychic, and a better waifu. Into the box you go.

>>28213646
Kirlia is sexier.

>>28213703
>>28213720
This. Latias is better than Gardevoir in every respect, AND she can fly. She's also an aeroplane.

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You aren't a bug, a water type, or something else that interests me. Sorry, you just can't compete with this babe.

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>not catching a female Ralts so you can face it off against Wally's Gallade at victory road

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Sorry honey, my team only has room for one Fairy, so naturally, I only pick the best one.

>>28213646
>I'm choosing Gallade over you. I'm releasing you.

>>28216439
You see, this is why I would get your female gardevoir and own you with her, then cuddle her like the good gardevoir she is. You are a monster.

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>>28216561
>cuddle
What are you, a fag?
You give them the D and let it be. Anymore then that and she will cluck you

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>it's a 100 speed "sweeper" episode

>>28213675
Fuck off , smogonfag

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>>28213646
I've already got Abdul as my psychic and Fabpharos as my mega.

eh, it one shot all of drake's team while being lower levelled, it can stay.

>>28216596
>cucked
>by a thing that is literally under your control and lives in a tiny ball you carry around at all times
I'm no gardefag but come on man.

>>28213646
>65 base def and 100 speed
>in the age of steel type domination
No thanks, I'll take Sylveon's Specs HV instead.

>>28213646
Delete /b/ threads

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>>28219067
Sylveon comes nowhere close to the beaty that gardevoir has and will not protect their trainer with their life.

>>28219129
Plus, sylveon panders to furries.

You can't mega evolve anymore. They removed mega evolution in SM.

>>28219160
Of course that the kind of anon to use the furfag argument unironically would be a gardefag, how fitting

>>28219191
Except that gardevoir doesnt have any fur and isnt a dog so fuck off.

>>28219243
I didn't imply it was furbait, I'm saying you're idiotic if you think a dog is furbait, and that to be this idiotic it would only make sence that you'd be a gardefag

>>28213646
Alakazam is better.

>>28219289
Except your wrong because furries love dogs and wolves.
Gardevoir is none of those you cock sucker.

What is it with you attacking gardevoir and the fanbase every chance you get?
Shitposters like you should be executed.

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Because my fluffy Altaria is the best

>>28219367
more le furbait

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>>28219367
>Altaria is the best
False

>>28219382
>anything I don't like is bait

I use a Suicune in place of her as a calm mind sweeper. At least it doesn't take up a mega slot

>>28219416

Mega Audino is terrible though

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>>28213646
I only have room for one Psychic-type Mega waifu on my team.

>>28219546
Eat a thunder you ugly sack of shit

>>28219416
Should have been a regular evo desu senpai

>>28216439
I remember everyone doing this when D/P were released.

What could make Verizion and Cobalion OU?

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>>28213646
I already have a Pokemon who can Mega Evole

Mega waifu is a top tier wallbreaker, and having calm mind or will o' wisp makes her hard to predict.

Permanent spot on my team.

>>28219546
Best taste.

>>28219343
So you're saying just because its a dog its furbait? You're so dumb

And I wouldn't insult your idiotic "fanbase" if you'd stop being so annoying. Spamming your shitty threads every chance you get.

Shitposters like you should be banned

>>28213646
>"Gardevoir, is mainly to protect your tits. Do you remember now?"

>>28213703
>>28213720
Plus to me, there's a huge bias with her being a dragon type and all.
>>28219367
You got to love the fluffy dragon.

>>28213646

You are already on /f/'s team.

>>28213646
no room on my team for worst waifu

Saw what you want but my Waifu is Mawile.
She can use those mouths in many ways.

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>>28215019
I know this is to be in chatacter, but...

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>>28213646
You dont seem to be able to take hits to save your goddamn life. fuck you, ill stick with my nigga over here

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>>28213646
The problem is you evolved, that wasn't meant to happen

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>>28213646

>w-what do you mean you don't want me on your team, anon?? i can mega evolve now!!

>Just because you can change your appearance with a rock, doesn't mean you can change in battle.

>Anon! Please, d-don't go. I'll fight harder!

>No, it's too late. You had your chance.

>ANON! WAIT!!!!!

...

>*sniff* I-I loved you.

>>28225896
Go to your containment thread

>>28225921
You can say the same thing for the entire thread.

>>28225949
Most of this thread is just funposting after some faggot's failed attempt to make a Gardevoir thread.

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>>28225843

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>>28213646
I hate waifu trash and you're the poster pokemon for that mess. Plus, I've never liked your design.

>>28225975
Yeah about that.
Why do they create threads like this?
Surely a simple "Post Gardevoir" would do like very other pokemon thread on /vp/

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>>28225975
>go back to your containment thread
he said, as he posted in the containment thread