Pokemon you won't use for irrational reasons. It looks

>>28213343
what are you, gay?
Shiftry, because its ugly

>>28213357
What do you have, bad taste?

Liepard, because I despise cats

>>28213379
What are you a smug asshole?

Pupitar cuz it's a fucking cop out

i hate myself

Klinklang because it's fucking stupid

>>28213416
What are you an autist?

Nuzleaf, because nips

I refuse to use any humanoid pokemon, it's like owning slaves.

>>28213539
What are you someone who hates foreplay?

Jynx because I'm racist

>>28214068
All pokemon are your slaves technically.

>>28214187
less human-like features means less empathy.

I like shiftery but nuzleafs nips are weird. I had one of its first printed cards and as a 10 year old or so, I was very uncomfortable.

>>28214166
What are you, racist?

Spinda, because there are way too many different patterns and I just KNOW I'd find a cooler/more perfect one later.

The whole color change things just made Jynx feel like a left over mistake, and I just try to stay away from it in general.

>>28214305
I hated shiftry in 2d, but I think it made the transition into 3d quite well.

>>28214312
what are you, autistic?

Durant because it's a piece of shit ant that would be hard to squish

Weezing
Doduo

basically anything with two or more heads. it's creepy and disgusting.

>>28213343

I use Cloyster for the same reason well ever since i gave a girl head.

>>28214068
humanoid pkmn is true cancer

>Sawk and Throh

>>28214369
What are you, a pussy?

Gothitelle, because it's am awful grab at "muh lolita fashion"

This whole thread is xD

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It looks like a cock.

ITT: irrational autism

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>>28213343
It looks like garbage.

>>28215160
>right arm comes from the belly
Disgusting, I didn't think it was bad until I discovered it.

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literally my mom's muslim cat

>>28213343
By that logic, you'll forever be a virgin

>>28215312
>implying OP doesn't want cocks.

>>28215210
It's from side, not belly.

>>28215348
From the side belly.

>>28215075
What are you, a normal fag?

None, because I love all Pokemon.

>>28215138
?
it is a cock

>>28213343
Literally my mom's vagina.

Salamence because its model is fucking terrible. Which sucks because its colosseum model is perfect

>>28215544
i imagine your face when you were born and just came out of your moms pussy is cloysters face

>>28215472
What are you, tasteless?

Genies, because they don't look like Pokemon

>>28216048
>Check this out DAD, I stretched her more than you ever will

Giratina, because it's a legendary.

Boy, just imagine if it weren't

I only use Pokemon I consider cute, no uggos

I absolutely cannot have any type overlap in my party

My Pokemon cannot learn any two moves that include the same word, ie no thunderbolt and thunder wave, no mach punch and thunder punch

My Pokemon cannot learn any two moves that start with the same letter, ie no play rough and petal blizzard for example

My Pokemon cannot learn any two moves of the same type

God, I'm autistic as fuck