>Pokemon falls in love >effect of love is negative >can't

I want to be in love with Emolga!

>>28182091
Sounds like an accurate description of amourshippers

>pokemon cannot fall in love with a pokemon of the same sex

Emolga would be a good girlfriend

>>28182091
That love can't actually bloom on the battlefield

>>28182141
i always like when something like this happens in a game because i know it's probably triggering someone on tumblr right now

>>28182141
Only animals with huge Libidos are bisexual desu

>>28182091
The active one always wins

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>yfw Gamefreak modifies Attract to where it now has a 10% chance of working on pokemon of the same sex

>>28182141
Gameplay wise, attract would be so fucking annoying if it effected all genders.

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>>28182715

>>28182091
Fuck bitches get money.

>>28182715
I would release any of my pokemon if they fell in love with the same gender.

Don't need that crap on my team.

>>28182146
>tfw no emolga girlfriend

>>28182141
Because then Attract would be broken if it worked like that.

>>28182837
>10% is broken
Yeah Smogon even banned Freeze Dry since it was so powerful.

>>28182141
why though? you know that homosexuality and bisexuality is a huge minority in the animal kingdom, so the se should apply to Pokemon.

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>>28182715
Very progressive

>>28182888
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_behavior_in_animals
but that isn't true though

>>28183062
Huh, who would've known? By "animal kingdom", I was generalizing with us as humans, not the brightest choice. So homosexuality is more common among animals than humans then, or am I wrong on that one too?

>>28183162
I think it's about the same rate man, but I'm no biologist. Looks like it varies wildly from species to species though.
I remember hearing somewhere that all midges turn gay when above 50 degrees c
the more you know

>>28183246
Not quite the same thing, but isn't there at least one trans lion?

>>28183062
(((Wikipedia)))

>>28182306
this

>>28183162
It's mostly animals competing with each other or trying to let off their pent up sexual urges when there are no females around. None of the animals treat the same sex like a mate, it's not like Humans.

>>28182091
It's not love though, it's infatuation.

>>28183452
>The Wild Bouffalant is in love with Emlga

straight from the game

>>28182888
I'm going to disregard your trips and assert that Pokemon are not animals, therefor they are not part of the animal kingdom per se.

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>>28183462

>>28182888

B.S. Fags just trying to find something in nature to justify their perversion.

Horny male animals will hump damn near anything. If one humps a statue, no one would claim it has a fetish for that. To say its humping another male makes it "homosexual" implies it would have zero interest in doing the same to an in-heat female of its own species, and I don't believe that.

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Emolga is one of my favorite pokemon.

If we're going to make Pokemon more realistic by allowing same-sex pokemon (of the same or even different egg groups) be attracted to each other, we should make the following changes to existing moves to accommodate the love dynamic;

Using Pay Day has a 30% chance to cause infatuation on enemy female pokemon, 20% in double and triple battles.

Confusion should have a 30% chance to cause infatuation on enemy same-sex pokemon.

Lick should remove infatuation from the target on all genders. As well, Dream Eater and Draining Kiss should remove infatuation from the targets and heal for triple the amount.

Amnesia, possibly Frustration, should remove infatuation on the user.

Psycho Shift should cause Wrap/Constrict type trapping damage to the target while the user is infatuated.

Heart Swap should switch infatuation from the user to the target.

>>28182306
>right now

>>28182837
>>28182717
It'd be confusion.

>>28183287
((Not checking references on Wikipedia page.))
Teacher detected.

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>>28182888
You faggots think that because one animal puts their dick in another animal's dick that means you should. You assweeds can't remember that animals also eat their own shit and fuck dead bodies, whats your point?
>b-but muh diversity! How am i gonna get off to gay furry porn now?

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>>28183915
frog poster disregarded. Go back to /r9k/ to talk about shit flinging and chicken tendies.