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Listen, Brendan I've been hearing some pretty disturbing stuff from your classmates lately. May, that fucking chatty cathy, was telling me how you've been obsessed with finding "leaks" lately.
Brendan, this is a serious question, so I need a serious answer. Brendan, do you idolize Hans Blix? Because looking for leaks is the kind of thing Hans Blix would do. I mean, Hans Blix is from Sweden so he's probably looking to have his leaks plugged, but I dont think you're like that Brendan. I dont think you want your leaks plugged, unless you're Swedish and then I just lost a lot of respect for you.
But Brendan, let me tell you why obsessing over leaks is bad. Think of it like this Brendan, no one really cares about the leaks. Like when Chernobyl blew up, do you think anyone cared that a bunch of smelly Ukranians died or that Russia looked stupid? No Brendan, no one cares when smelly Ukranians die, especially with their shitty borscht. At least I think borscht is Ukranian Brendan. The point is, people only cared about being right that nuclear energy was wrong.
And that's why no one likes leaks Brendan. Because no one cares what the leak is, only how it suits their narrative. And that makes you arrogant Brendan. You know who else is arrogant? May. And you know what May is doing right now? May is running laps around the field until she drops from exhaustion.
YOU HEAR THAT MAY, NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO COACH THE TEAM, REMEMBER WHO IS REALLY IN CHARGE.
God that woman is insufferable. If information came out that she ate babies, I would not be surprised.
Brendan, the point is, no one likes an arrogant asshole, and no one cares. So next time you're sitting at your computer looking for the Iranian nuclear codes or using the google for what is probably not porn, just remember, no one likes Hans Blix. Don't be Hans Blix Brendan.
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>>28179816
10/10
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>>28179816
what is this meme
please spoonfeed me
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I read that entirely in Coach's voice.
Nice.
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>>28179903
Brendan no, no spoonfeeding. You're like, 10. That's just creepy. Pretty sure I could go to jail for that.
>>28179922The key to proper McGurk posts is to write it in his voice.
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>>28179903
I agree, I've seen it before and don't get it
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>>28179903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpXxmnFimA0
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>>28179816
Dammit OP. You write just like he talks.
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>there are people on this board right now who haven't watched Home Movies
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>>28180137
>tfw mcgurk posting got me turned on to home movies
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>>28180032
thanks
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>McGurk thread
Literally top tier threads, as rare as they are amazing.
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>>28180615
The mods should ban everyone who posts that they "don't get it". Board quality might increase.
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>>28180615
Coach McGurk is to /vp/ what Orson Welles is to /sp/.
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>>28179816
>needs more may shouting
>"ate babies" couldve been:
if information came out that she donated to the "make a wish" foundation I wouldnt be surprised. Those people arent fucking genies brendan. It dosent cost anything to let a kid with cancer be a marine for a day.
9.8/10 OP. Well done!
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>>28181271
I fucking spit water all over my laptop screen. H Jon Benjamin is that you?
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>>28180137
To be fair as tempting as it is to scream underage it was an obscure show even when it was on.
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>>28179816
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>>28181895
No no no, you need brendan's face over brendan, that's the appeal of it
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bump for this
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I missed these, thank you
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Thanks, OP. Goddamn I love this show.
>>28180032
>I mean I'm discovering all this stuff to as I say it.
Fucking gold.
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>>28181271
>>28179816
Holy shit this is the best thing I've read all day. This is even better than the one last night.
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>>28179816
moar of this please
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>>28184486
Glad you're enjoying these. I might make one a few times a week depending upon the state of the board.
I dont want to because McGurks are rare and special things, but sometimes we all need to sit down and get some life lessons.
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How long has it been since I've last seen this?
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>>28185109
>sometimes we all need to sit down and get some life lessons
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>>28179816
had a totally different comment to make but holy shit
BASED CAPTCHA
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>>28185324
God dammit Hans
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>>28179816
It's nighttime. We know what to expect.
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>>28185109
You're my hero, this is such a nice reminder to simpler times.
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>>28185976
I'm glad I can help.
The best way to bring the old ways back is to create content. That and watch more home movies.
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